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dangermousieOK, girl, stop MOPING.
The heroine of Loveholic, while freakishly pretty, and charmingly fragile, makes me want to pull her shiny hair out sometimes.
Seriously. Your former, then current, now-ex-again boyfriend has dumped you TWICE. First time was when he went to jail for manslaughter, and in a fit of drama-nobility, ditched you from behind bars. Brutally. Did I mention he was your high-school student, lady, so you are clearly not too stable to begin with?
Fine, fool me once and all that. Then he got out and you came across him, with a leggy thing his own age. And he was pushing you away again, and then you finally hooked up again anyway. And then he dumped you out of the blue, not only smooching the Other Woman in front of your face, but literally going down on his knees asking to break up.
Grant his wish and don't forget to kick him on the way out.
Granted, he is going through a Circus of PAIIIIIIN, because he is doing all this to protect you, as you are the one who is responsible for the manslaughter death (for which he took the fall) and he doesn’t want you to remember and he realized that by being with him you would. So he is a v-neck-shirt-wearing, hot-arms-carrying self-sacrificial romantic saint. (Also known as ‘typical dorama male.’) But you do not know that. All you know is that the guy is ditching you repeatedly!
Fine, he is hot, and has cheekbones of doom, and devours you with his eyes or what not. He can also prepare a mean pasta. However, since you are not watching this drama and thus are not privy to his tragic MANPAIN, he should come across to you as a Grade-A hot, cheekboned, eyeballing JERK. So stop weeping at him and waiting on his doorstep, and calling his cell.
Or maybe don’t stop, he angsts beautifully.
If you do angst at him, at least wear better shoes than those little pointy heels which look hellishly uncomfortable, and stop wearing pastels because sitting on the stones would ruin them.
You are engaged to a charming DA who has much better career prospects than an ex-con, and has also not dumped you repeatedly. Come on, you know you and your OTP will end up together eventually after more artful weeping and revelations, so seriously, just enjoy being married to someone who is gainfully employed for once.
ETA: Good. Good. Deciding to marry the guy with a good job and the one who has not publicly kissed other women in front of your face, is a smart choice. But why do you need to inform your OTP in person? A brief, collegial voicemail will do. Just don’t send him a wedding invitation by mistake, as he won’t be able to afford a wedding present on his construction job salary.
The heroine of Loveholic, while freakishly pretty, and charmingly fragile, makes me want to pull her shiny hair out sometimes.
Seriously. Your former, then current, now-ex-again boyfriend has dumped you TWICE. First time was when he went to jail for manslaughter, and in a fit of drama-nobility, ditched you from behind bars. Brutally. Did I mention he was your high-school student, lady, so you are clearly not too stable to begin with?
Fine, fool me once and all that. Then he got out and you came across him, with a leggy thing his own age. And he was pushing you away again, and then you finally hooked up again anyway. And then he dumped you out of the blue, not only smooching the Other Woman in front of your face, but literally going down on his knees asking to break up.
Grant his wish and don't forget to kick him on the way out.
Granted, he is going through a Circus of PAIIIIIIN, because he is doing all this to protect you, as you are the one who is responsible for the manslaughter death (for which he took the fall) and he doesn’t want you to remember and he realized that by being with him you would. So he is a v-neck-shirt-wearing, hot-arms-carrying self-sacrificial romantic saint. (Also known as ‘typical dorama male.’) But you do not know that. All you know is that the guy is ditching you repeatedly!
Fine, he is hot, and has cheekbones of doom, and devours you with his eyes or what not. He can also prepare a mean pasta. However, since you are not watching this drama and thus are not privy to his tragic MANPAIN, he should come across to you as a Grade-A hot, cheekboned, eyeballing JERK. So stop weeping at him and waiting on his doorstep, and calling his cell.
Or maybe don’t stop, he angsts beautifully.
If you do angst at him, at least wear better shoes than those little pointy heels which look hellishly uncomfortable, and stop wearing pastels because sitting on the stones would ruin them.
You are engaged to a charming DA who has much better career prospects than an ex-con, and has also not dumped you repeatedly. Come on, you know you and your OTP will end up together eventually after more artful weeping and revelations, so seriously, just enjoy being married to someone who is gainfully employed for once.
ETA: Good. Good. Deciding to marry the guy with a good job and the one who has not publicly kissed other women in front of your face, is a smart choice. But why do you need to inform your OTP in person? A brief, collegial voicemail will do. Just don’t send him a wedding invitation by mistake, as he won’t be able to afford a wedding present on his construction job salary.
