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dangermousieIs Here
I am exerpting the best bits:
"Yum. I'm sorry -- I can't help it. He's beautiful. So, I'm shallow. I admit it. He's gorgeous, and any hotblooded heterosexual woman who denies she's going to see Kingdom of Heaven just because Orlando Bloom is in it is lying, I tell ya: lying."
"he strides across the screen all long and lanky and swings a sword and gets all angst-ridden for more reasons than a man should have to be angst-ridden and blinks those limpid eyes in masculine pain and talks with that mouth you just want to smush and make all the hurt go away..."
"wonder why I complain about how there's never enough women in adventure movies, cuz that means there's usually all sorts of delicious guys instead."
"I spent the whole film wondering, Is this all hopelessly revisionist, or is it just hopeful? And then Orlando Bloom is half naked in one ridiculously gratuitous moment, and I stopped wondering. That was religious experience enough for me."
Now, that's my kind of a reviewer!
I am exerpting the best bits:
"Yum. I'm sorry -- I can't help it. He's beautiful. So, I'm shallow. I admit it. He's gorgeous, and any hotblooded heterosexual woman who denies she's going to see Kingdom of Heaven just because Orlando Bloom is in it is lying, I tell ya: lying."
"he strides across the screen all long and lanky and swings a sword and gets all angst-ridden for more reasons than a man should have to be angst-ridden and blinks those limpid eyes in masculine pain and talks with that mouth you just want to smush and make all the hurt go away..."
"wonder why I complain about how there's never enough women in adventure movies, cuz that means there's usually all sorts of delicious guys instead."
"I spent the whole film wondering, Is this all hopelessly revisionist, or is it just hopeful? And then Orlando Bloom is half naked in one ridiculously gratuitous moment, and I stopped wondering. That was religious experience enough for me."
Now, that's my kind of a reviewer!
