Hideous Bollywood fashions (and a touch of sweet to soothe the bitter)

[dangermousie]

One of the many reasons I enjoy Bollywood is the sometimes surreally bad fashions. You look at them and think: "was the designer drinking bleach? And was the actor wearing it drinking it with him?"

aliterati, I think you'll like this one!

Hilarious examples under the cut:


Abhishek Bachchan. I let this one stand on its own:


Zayed Khan and cohorts making the eyes of people all over the world simultaneously pop out of their sockets:


There are many reasons I don't like Vivek Oberoi (on the right). But his outfit is certainly not helping:


Bipasha Basu channelling Priscilla Queen of the Desert:


Akshay Kumar and Bhoomika Chawla. Where do I start? How about "Argh!!!!"


Lara Dutta as ruler of the undead?


No entry would be possible without Hrithik Roshan, who makes me melt like a 12 year old girl. However, he is also aspiring to being a 12 year old girl himself, if that sweater is any indication:


Hrithik? Your wife is laughing at you, not with you. What are you, Steve Irwin? What's with the alligator stuff?


Somebody seems to have eaten a chunk of Priyanka Chopra's clothes:


The horror! The horror! Otherwise known as Madhuri Dixit:


Zayed Khan and back up dancers, continuing to terrorize the world, one bad outfit at a time:


Salman Khan, who if I were less lazy, would probably merit a whole entry by himself. There is so much wrong with this shirt, I don't know where to start. Perhaps there is a reason he is so often shirtless:


And Salman's offense against the shirt industry continues:


Priyanka Chopra auditioning for Cirque de Soleil:


Amisha Patel who can't afford a full shirt:


Or much of any clothes, actually:


Of course, when she can, it's not much better:


I am blind. Hrithik Roshan and Preity Zinta:


But to prove not all is bleak, sometimes the clothes are rather...nice.



Because it's impossible for John Abraham to look bad:


Hrithik Roshan, making me want to pounce:


Salman Khan, finally giving up his hopeless quest for a decent shirt. About time!


Madhuri Dixit, looking the way she is supposed to:


Shahrukh Khan, surreally elegant:


Abhishek proving that not all hope is lost. Now if he could only afford a razor!


Yes, go with traditional. While you are at it, share a razor with Abhishek:


Zayed Khan. Lookin' good:


Shahrukh Khan. Yum:


Hrithik: Not looking like a sleazy rent boy or a girl-wannabe for once. Stick to it, Hrithik!


And speaking of sexy rent boys. Arjun Rampal:


Shahrukh Khan looking good in a wife-beater. Maybe because it's not alligator-patterned:

Comments

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Aahista was IN the movie instead of an extra on the DVD but then some scenes were missing

That is really weird.

Actually, I kinda dug the ponytail. But I am fangirl so don't mind me :P

[scottishlass.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm a fangrrl too ... I just didn't like the stubby tail errrr.... though I thought the Lux ad was hilarious :)
And he does look goog with long hair (as Asoka - Le Sigh):)

The really weird part is, when they showed K3G over here they also cut scenes (and songs) out. And still the movies run aobut 3 hours (with advertising in between that is).

[scottishlass.livejournal.com]

And he does look goog with long hair (as Asoka - Le Sigh):)
That of course should read GOOD - Jeesh I need to re-read my stuff before posting.