Kingdom of Heaven pics

[dangermousie]

Yet another movie Dangermousie is anticipating with a passion, KoH is a Ridley Scott movie set during the Crusades. Opens memorial Day, which is bad, since SW would have only been running for 2 weeks. Don't want them to get flattened.

I don't know much about the plot, but Medieval+Hot Eye Candy+Kick-ass fights all make me want to see it.
Orlando Bloom, Edward Norton and Liam Neeson don't hurt either. But LN better not buy it in this one!

And the movie looks historically correct and authentic. Yay!

Pics behind the cut:


Teh Yum:


But why is she so overdressed for the occasion?:


El Legolas:


And he stole Faramir's helmet:


Corpses, shmorpses. Check out that armor!


Liam! Now please don't die!


Pretty pretty CGI:


"Use the Force, Legolas"


For a Crusader, he's a bit too shampooed:


Liam does "Braveheart." Though hopefully without gizzard-slitting:


I love silouettes:


She has henna on her hands? What, she strayed in from a Bollywood set?


In Medieval Times, bathroom was never about privacy:


Sexay:


The helmets that double as cooking gear:


Mmmmm. mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmmmm Dangermousie is carted off


Um. Um. You are NOT killing Liam!


Hero Shot:


Edward Norton. All that Fight Clubbing really did a number on his face (actually King Baldwin had leprosy and the mask is historical. But that never stops the snark):


Random guy who is not Liam or Orlando, so Dangermousie did not look him up:


I want that dress!


The Bling! *is blind*


Orlando and Edward-with-leprosy are getting it on?


Practicing his "keen" look:


Angst? Check. White shirt? Check. State of undress? Check. Sword? Check. The thud you hear is Dangermousie hitting the floor:


Orlando, not even you look good in a dress:


To control swoonage *meep meep meep* I ponder on how he gets his chest so clean-shaven. It's better than my legs!


Blood-shot eyes:


Pwetty:

Comments

[meyerlemon.livejournal.com]

RED EXES!!!!

*cries*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I fixed it and it should work now.

No one should be deprived of pretty angst!

[katranna.livejournal.com]

Angst? Check. White shirt? Check. State of undress? Check. Sword? Check.

You forgot, "Messy, somewhat greasy hair and general unshaven scruffiness that Katranna usually finds a bit ick, but which Dangermousie gets all tingly over." Check. :D

P.S. Who's the chick? I like her profile, but not so much her face.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Can't remember her name. She was in Bertolucci's "Dreamers"

general unshaven scruffiness

You know me all too well.:D But hey, if you don't like it, less competition for me! See, scruff means they angst so much they even forgot to shave!

[vierran45.livejournal.com]

*thud* Oh, my, what pretty pictures. I will definitely have to see that film!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Soooooon I shall corrupt ye all

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Orlando has filled out nicely for this movie.

And Liam. Why do they always feel a need to kill off Liam?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Why do they always feel a need to kill off Liam?

Because they like to torture us.

Mmmmm, icon love!

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Dude!! These pictures? Are SO gonna be part of my next batch of icons. *saves them all*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heeee. *jumps with glee* Can't wait to see them!

[iheartpotatoes.livejournal.com]

I ponder on how he gets his chest so clean-shaven.

So clean-shaven, in fact, that one of his nipples just slid right off.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

So clean-shaven, in fact, that one of his nipples just slid right off.

ROFL! It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Actually if you peer real close (purely in the interests of research, of course), you can see the other one in the shadow.

[sababagal.livejournal.com]

That Orlando Bloom... *sighs and wipes drool off keyboard*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmm..........mmmmm.....

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

Pretty piccies!!! lol - nothing should ever stop the snark! ;)

The random guy is Marton Csokas - I know this without looking it up because I am the biggest loser EVER and he played Celeborn in LOTR.

Mmmmm. mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmmmm Dangermousie is carted off And elvensapphire *is ded*! Hayden and Orli in one day! *goes to prettyboyheaven*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

The random guy is Marton Csokas

I knew he looked familiar! Shame on me. Saw LotR gazillion times and missed it!

And elvensapphire *is ded*! Hayden and Orli in one day! *goes to prettyboyheaven*

Hey, could be worse ways to go! Oh, and no overload yet for me, as I haven't found any good pics of Clive Owen in Sin City yet

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

True, I wouldn't mind dying due to pretty boyses - it would be even better if I could go in their arms! LOL

Oooo, Clivey McClive Clive! I suppose I can stay alive until we see piccies of him. *nods*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I suppose I can stay alive until we see piccies of him. *nods*

Hmmmmm, off to hunt!

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

Huzzah! :D

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Just for you: :)

Grimy McGrime himself (heck, he's too grimy even by my standards)

http://www.nexbase.net/photo-gallery/Sin-City/sin_city_14

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

Ewwww, I agree - much too grimy. But thank you for hunting for me, hon! *loffs*