Kingdom of Heaven pics

[dangermousie]

Yet another movie Dangermousie is anticipating with a passion, KoH is a Ridley Scott movie set during the Crusades. Opens memorial Day, which is bad, since SW would have only been running for 2 weeks. Don't want them to get flattened.

I don't know much about the plot, but Medieval+Hot Eye Candy+Kick-ass fights all make me want to see it.
Orlando Bloom, Edward Norton and Liam Neeson don't hurt either. But LN better not buy it in this one!

And the movie looks historically correct and authentic. Yay!

Pics behind the cut:


Teh Yum:


But why is she so overdressed for the occasion?:


El Legolas:


And he stole Faramir's helmet:


Corpses, shmorpses. Check out that armor!


Liam! Now please don't die!


Pretty pretty CGI:


"Use the Force, Legolas"


For a Crusader, he's a bit too shampooed:


Liam does "Braveheart." Though hopefully without gizzard-slitting:


I love silouettes:


She has henna on her hands? What, she strayed in from a Bollywood set?


In Medieval Times, bathroom was never about privacy:


Sexay:


The helmets that double as cooking gear:


Mmmmm. mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmmmm Dangermousie is carted off


Um. Um. You are NOT killing Liam!


Hero Shot:


Edward Norton. All that Fight Clubbing really did a number on his face (actually King Baldwin had leprosy and the mask is historical. But that never stops the snark):


Random guy who is not Liam or Orlando, so Dangermousie did not look him up:


I want that dress!


The Bling! *is blind*


Orlando and Edward-with-leprosy are getting it on?


Practicing his "keen" look:


Angst? Check. White shirt? Check. State of undress? Check. Sword? Check. The thud you hear is Dangermousie hitting the floor:


Orlando, not even you look good in a dress:


To control swoonage *meep meep meep* I ponder on how he gets his chest so clean-shaven. It's better than my legs!


Blood-shot eyes:


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