Roswell summary in pictures: a Photo Essay
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dangermousieEven though I've only seen three episodes, I've decided to sum up the show for those few who have no idea what it is, but are curious, seeing that it will be a recurring topic for a week or so.
Photo essay behind the cut.
The wallpapery pics courtesy of this place. The rest are google-children.
Roswell involves two alien boy hotties (and oh yeah, and an alien girl), and their earthling snuggle bunnies:
It all started when some alien children were dropped in Roswell, NM. Apparently, you can tell the "aliens" apart from the rest of us because they are buff and pouty. That would explain a lot about LA.
The leader of the group of three was Max, whose favorite hobby was to brood:
Honestly, he did have more than one emotion:
OK, so I lied.
Max brooded and brid until he fell in love with Liz, an Earthling who devoted her life to the study of the proper effects of mascara:
Their love is so angsty, which suits Max just fine as he can continue his favorite hobby of misery:
But also get to touch girls at the same time and maybe even kiss them:
And Liz gets the kink of mating with someone outside her species, who has a horrible taste in shirts. It's a match made in heaven.
Not to be outdone, Liz's best friend Maria
proves that Earth girls are easy, by hooking up with Max's fellow alien boy Michael:
Michael might have issues (his home life sucks and his brooding is never as good as Max's):
But he is not averse to kiss therapy:
There is also Max's sister Isabel, who will not get much of an entry as she bores Dangermousie:
And alien-chasing Sheriff Valenti who is upset that even aliens are getting more play than he does:
And there is angst all around:
And Dangermousie is happy!
The End
Photo essay behind the cut.
The wallpapery pics courtesy of this place. The rest are google-children.
Roswell involves two alien boy hotties (and oh yeah, and an alien girl), and their earthling snuggle bunnies:
It all started when some alien children were dropped in Roswell, NM. Apparently, you can tell the "aliens" apart from the rest of us because they are buff and pouty. That would explain a lot about LA.
The leader of the group of three was Max, whose favorite hobby was to brood:
Honestly, he did have more than one emotion:
OK, so I lied.
Max brooded and brid until he fell in love with Liz, an Earthling who devoted her life to the study of the proper effects of mascara:
Their love is so angsty, which suits Max just fine as he can continue his favorite hobby of misery:
But also get to touch girls at the same time and maybe even kiss them:
And Liz gets the kink of mating with someone outside her species, who has a horrible taste in shirts. It's a match made in heaven.
Not to be outdone, Liz's best friend Maria
proves that Earth girls are easy, by hooking up with Max's fellow alien boy Michael:
Michael might have issues (his home life sucks and his brooding is never as good as Max's):
But he is not averse to kiss therapy:
There is also Max's sister Isabel, who will not get much of an entry as she bores Dangermousie:
And alien-chasing Sheriff Valenti who is upset that even aliens are getting more play than he does:
And there is angst all around:
And Dangermousie is happy!
The End
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Date: 2005-08-05 08:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-05 08:11 pm (UTC)But yeah on the eyes and the eyelashes. Mmmmm.
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Date: 2005-08-05 08:15 pm (UTC)And it's understandable that earth girls would be easy if the aliens all looked like that. It's the best invasion plan EVER. The War of the Worlds aliens had it completely wrong. World wide massacres are just too messy and time consuming. This plan is much better.
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Date: 2005-08-05 08:18 pm (UTC)But at least it's not satin.
sticky outy ears were a turn off for me
LOL. He does look rather Elvish. But I still think he is h-o-t.
I liked Michael's mouth
You know, I did notice his lips in that one pic. Very nibble-worthy (oh God, am back in high school).
his tendency to wear tight shirts
Well, I prefer Angel's tendency to lose his shirt entirely, but that's a whole other matter :)
It's the best invasion plan EVER
Exactly. Nobody wants to surrended to bleeding pustules. But sexy guys with angst issues? Bring it on! :D
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Date: 2005-08-05 08:31 pm (UTC)I'm into the beta males, remember. Alpha males generally do nothing for me.
The earth would have been subjegated by now if that plan had been put into action, and you know, I wouldn't mind at all.
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Date: 2005-08-05 08:33 pm (UTC)How could I forget? Why does leather=evil anyway?
I'm into the beta males, remember. Alpha males generally do nothing for me.
And that way we never have to fight over a fictional boy toy!
I wouldn't mind at all.
Gives "alien penetration" a whole other meaning :D
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Date: 2005-08-05 08:38 pm (UTC)Gives "alien penetration" a whole other meaning
And a not entirely adverse one. Brendan Fehr and the girl playing Maria actually did date, so apparently there was some chemistry there. Unfortunately neither's career survived the Roswell cancelation.
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Date: 2005-08-05 08:46 pm (UTC)ROFL.
Don't know, but every time Angelus showed up the first thing he did was change into leather pants. That's how you could always tell between Angelus and Angel. Why no one in either series ever figured this out is beyond me.
Maybe they were so blinded by the shininess of the pants?
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Date: 2005-08-05 08:50 pm (UTC)Hee! Oh, those earth girls. Crazy, the lot of them.
Then again, I'm in no position to judge. I've devoted my life to the proper effects of hairspray. No, seriously. It's life-consuming.
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Date: 2005-08-05 08:52 pm (UTC)Literally, if it goes up your nose :D
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Date: 2005-08-05 08:55 pm (UTC)