Roswell summary in pictures: a Photo Essay
Aug. 5th, 2005 03:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dangermousieEven though I've only seen three episodes, I've decided to sum up the show for those few who have no idea what it is, but are curious, seeing that it will be a recurring topic for a week or so.
Photo essay behind the cut.
The wallpapery pics courtesy of this place. The rest are google-children.
Roswell involves two alien boy hotties (and oh yeah, and an alien girl), and their earthling snuggle bunnies:
It all started when some alien children were dropped in Roswell, NM. Apparently, you can tell the "aliens" apart from the rest of us because they are buff and pouty. That would explain a lot about LA.
The leader of the group of three was Max, whose favorite hobby was to brood:
Honestly, he did have more than one emotion:
OK, so I lied.
Max brooded and brid until he fell in love with Liz, an Earthling who devoted her life to the study of the proper effects of mascara:
Their love is so angsty, which suits Max just fine as he can continue his favorite hobby of misery:
But also get to touch girls at the same time and maybe even kiss them:
And Liz gets the kink of mating with someone outside her species, who has a horrible taste in shirts. It's a match made in heaven.
Not to be outdone, Liz's best friend Maria
proves that Earth girls are easy, by hooking up with Max's fellow alien boy Michael:
Michael might have issues (his home life sucks and his brooding is never as good as Max's):
But he is not averse to kiss therapy:
There is also Max's sister Isabel, who will not get much of an entry as she bores Dangermousie:
And alien-chasing Sheriff Valenti who is upset that even aliens are getting more play than he does:
And there is angst all around:
And Dangermousie is happy!
The End
Photo essay behind the cut.
The wallpapery pics courtesy of this place. The rest are google-children.
Roswell involves two alien boy hotties (and oh yeah, and an alien girl), and their earthling snuggle bunnies:
It all started when some alien children were dropped in Roswell, NM. Apparently, you can tell the "aliens" apart from the rest of us because they are buff and pouty. That would explain a lot about LA.
The leader of the group of three was Max, whose favorite hobby was to brood:
Honestly, he did have more than one emotion:
OK, so I lied.
Max brooded and brid until he fell in love with Liz, an Earthling who devoted her life to the study of the proper effects of mascara:
Their love is so angsty, which suits Max just fine as he can continue his favorite hobby of misery:
But also get to touch girls at the same time and maybe even kiss them:
And Liz gets the kink of mating with someone outside her species, who has a horrible taste in shirts. It's a match made in heaven.
Not to be outdone, Liz's best friend Maria
proves that Earth girls are easy, by hooking up with Max's fellow alien boy Michael:
Michael might have issues (his home life sucks and his brooding is never as good as Max's):
But he is not averse to kiss therapy:
There is also Max's sister Isabel, who will not get much of an entry as she bores Dangermousie:
And alien-chasing Sheriff Valenti who is upset that even aliens are getting more play than he does:
And there is angst all around:
And Dangermousie is happy!
The End
