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Make it stop!

All taken from the first page of ff.net.

When Lily gave James her trust, her friendship ... he vowed to keep it forever, but what happens when he leaves her in a heap of tears without looking back and then comes back to forgiveness? Will Lily be willing to put the past behind her? LJ SBOC RLOC

How do you make a heap of tears? Is Lily's special power the ability to cry solids?

Takes place after HBP. Harry is now seventeen and no longer considered an underage wizard. What happens when he decides not to return to Hogwarts but to persue the mission to destroy the holcruxes? What happens if Ginny becomes pregnant after a moment

A moment? I guess poor Harry is just not very good in bed.

Harry spends the summer in Japan and discovers Visual Kei rock. Will people accept the new Harry? HD Slash. Eventually featuring Dark!Harry.

There is nothing I can possibly say. Except: go see a shrink!

AU of an AU.There's been an escape from Azkaban.Remus arrives in Surrey with his one remaining friend.A large black dog is camping out in the forest next to a playground.And a little boy with black untidy hair is in the middle of it all.Alternate beginnin

AU of an AU is AU. Apparently in this AU, putting spaces between sentences is strictly forbidden.

A funny oneshot in which Harry sleepwalks. includes pink frilly dresses do not try this at home! and Ron tries to find out what a Horcrux is. includes laughter and...magazines. dont try this at home either! PRE HBP

What you shouldn't try at home, is writing.

Blaise and Draco make a bet they'll certainly never forget, one involving Draco romancing a certain someone. But will he be betting on more than he thought?

A HP/She is all that crossover. I bet your 12-year-old self thinks you are soooo original. Heaven help us.

Is she crazy? He's the cutest boy in school! He's singlehe's in love with herand she's his best friend! Who could ask for more? Hermione is distraught...until she meets up with his brother...

She might not ask for anything more, but I do. Proper spaces between words, for one.

Summary: HHr. Hermione can't take it anymore. No one's listening to her, and she's lonely. It's inspired by the song 'Hear Me', by Kelly Clarkson.Chapter 2 up!

But that's allright. In Ch. 3 she will listen to some Britney Spears and will feel better.

When a play comes to Hogwarts, a lot of people audition for it. but what happens when Harry, Hermione and Draco become the main characters?

What happens is they will get trapped in your horror of a story.

What if 16 year old Ginny recived the same journal that turned her life upsidedown when she was 11. The journal transports her back in time right into Tom's arms. Can she change his fate?

What part of "he is a sociopath" do you not understand? Maybe the word has too many syllables in it for you?

Date: 2005-07-21 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crumpeteer.livejournal.com
LJ SBOC RLOC
Not only is it a sappy Lily/James fic, the author managed to sneak in TWO Mary Sues.

It's inspired by the song 'Hear Me', by Kelly Clarkson.Chapter 2 up!
I'm going to ask this and regret the answer but, why does your songfic have CHAPTERS?! Must you smaltz us multiple times in a sitting now?

The journal transports her back in time right into Tom's arms.
Ee's such a cute widdle Dark Lord, yes ee is.

Date: 2005-07-21 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
Yeah, he is cute up until he strangles her and feels the body to his pet snake :)

As to multiple chapter songfics...shudder.

Date: 2005-07-21 06:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] morwen_peredhil
The badfic, it burns. I'll venture into other fandoms on ff.net, but HP is one I give a very wide berth.

Date: 2005-07-21 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
HP writers win at the worst ff.net fanfic. My God. It's like a pit of despair in there!

ROFL: re manpris of doom!

Date: 2005-07-21 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elvensapphire.livejournal.com
What part of "he is a sociopath" do you not understand? Maybe the word has too many syllables in it for you?

Muahahaha! So much love for your commentary. :D

Date: 2005-07-21 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
Thank you. Sometimes the writers on ff.net are just...insane.

Date: 2005-07-21 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phylogenetics.livejournal.com
Why do you torture yourself with this???

HP fandom has got to be one of the most prolific fandoms I have ever seen.....the sheer number of bad fanfic floating around........

Date: 2005-07-21 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I think it amuses me to think that there are people, out there somewhere, that would actually sit down and write that. FF.net is like a Darwin Award in writing.

Date: 2005-07-22 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazypadawan.livejournal.com
::Falls over laughing.::

Date: 2005-07-22 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
The bad HP fic makes the bad SW fic seem wonderful.

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