Keemat. Ahhhh, the pleasures of good cinema...

[dangermousie]

...are not to be found here.

What is to be found is unbelievable amounts of unintentional hilarity, hoyayness, scary outfits, and proof, once again, that Bollywood actors will do anything. Behold Saif Ali Khan before he rocked the art house, lined up hits like ducks in a row, and got National Awards. And behold Akshay Kumar before he shaved off his chest hair! All pics courtesy of lovely posters at BollyWHAT.

Comments

[syliasyliasylia.livejournal.com]

You are evil indeed!!!This is like a car wreck, I cannot stop looking at the pics! OMG! *dies in a fit of giggles*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heeee. Isn't it the worst look ever? :)

[syliasyliasylia.livejournal.com]

Indeed! That choreography with that sort of big leaves is ... eye-sporking-worthy! Oh.My.Goodness! Or Akshay's speedo... arghhh! *rolling on the floor laughing*

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

...

I really need an icon that says "THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!"

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL. I aim to please. :)

[koalathebear.livejournal.com]

*covers eyes*

That chest hair is horrifying

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? Dreadful :)

[ameyadevi.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA
I have that watery music video on one of my many bollywood mix dvds. It cracks me up like whoa. One of these days i need to get my paws on the movie..

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

After seeing this, I must watch this gem...

[kabutar.livejournal.com]

saif looks hot o.O

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. Or is it 'eeeeee?'

[callmecaito.livejournal.com]

*immediately bumps to the top of Netflix queue*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

How did I know that? :)

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

That is a hairy, hairy man.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Must be never cold in winter :P

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

mild urge from other post is cured. Thank you.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

There are some excellent Bolly movies. And then there are cheestastic ones like this :)

[da06cooliekishi.livejournal.com]

Surprised to see this film dug up by Bollywhaters...but Saif did have many low-key films that bombed in the 90s.

Looks like nothing but cheddar cheese...cheestastic at its best! Leavess???

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I know! It looks like enough cheese to be a substitute for an entire cheddar plant. I think it got dug up because of Saif...

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Oh, Bollywood, only you could produce those shots in a film where the two male leads are not gay.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

And that is why we love it...

[katranna.livejournal.com]

God, that's hot.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

And you have a thematically appropriate icon to boot! :)

[katranna.livejournal.com]

I try!

[theblackscorpio.livejournal.com]

Oh God, the pictures, in which they wear those green .. uhh, skirts?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I know. Just looking at these may cause your eyes to bleed.

[thelana.livejournal.com]

Bwahaaaaahahahahaha!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I thought of you when I posted this, btw, and your slashtastic Bolly spams. I thought 'At last! Something more OTT than the grass skirt dance in MSK!'

[vierran45.livejournal.com]

Hee, hee! Hilarious! That film really looks like something I must try to find :D. Bollywood cheese at it's best (or worse - however you might view the matter).

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

People on Bollywhat got their hands on it, so I am sure it's available. No idea if it's subbed or not though...

[alexandral.livejournal.com]

I am dying! I can't stop laughing!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Isn't it the most wonderful thing you've ever seen? :P

[fivil.livejournal.com]

jkskdsfkdjf KEEMAT WINS.

And I can honestly say that because I've seen it. And in all honesty, it's pretty goofy and nuts and cheesy and awesome like certain not-so-good 90's Bollywood films are (I liked Ishq in similar fashion, so sue me). Saif and Akshay are brilliant together. I'm not kidding there, they do make for awesomely funny scenes, and it goes beyond goofy clothing, lack of clothing or vague homosexuality.

For more gems of Indian cinema check out this picspam.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. Thanks for the link!

I hate Ishq with a strong undying passion. As much as I love Aamir and Kajol and Juhi and Ajay. So I think I am staying far away from Keemat. But the pics? Pics make me glee.

[fivil.livejournal.com]

I could hate Ishq for having such awesome folk in its cast and for being one of the absolute worst Hindi films I've ever seen.. But I embrace it for being a 3 hr WTF moment. It is kind of sad there could've been a good movie with such awesome stars but hey, such is life.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I know. It's a cast to die for and such a waste!

[fivil.livejournal.com]

I find it puzzling that they actually thought it was a good idea to make that film. I mean, the script was so awful, how the hell could it look good even on paper?! It wasn't just a case of a mediocre film being screwed up by a bad director, naw, pretty much everything sucked in that film. Then again, seeing as how this is Bollywood, anything is possible.

[mimesh.livejournal.com]

OMG, Saif!!! *covers eyes*

I think, I prefer the subtle chemistry between him and SRK in Kal Ho Naa Ho... ;)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

What, not a fan of the clearly blazing passion between him and Akshay? :P

[scottishlass.livejournal.com]

*giggles hilariously*

Thank you :) OMG *thud*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. Isn't it wonderful?

[rossywar.livejournal.com]

Ha! Love it!! Unfortunately (or is that fortunately?) this film isn't available on my dvd rental service. SAif/Akki = HOTT and you can't deny it! :)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Totally the OTP to rule them all! :)

[byrons-brain.livejournal.com]

I wanna get up sing and dance.... love the pics!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heeee. Thanks!