How to meet your true love: probably NOT when he is busy being an exhibitionist with another woman

[dangermousie]

I do not think there is any drama out there that can top the first meeting of the OTP in Bad Love for sheer WTF/o_O factor. Seriously. I've racked my brains and can't think of one.

I mean, Our Heroine first lays eyes on Our Hero when she (burdened with a heavy cello case) rushes to catch the elevator into which he and his current girlfriend have stepped into. So far, so normal, right? WRONG. Because the Hero and his gf have gotten into the elevator to visibly, clearly, and unmistakably engage in elevator sex (did I mention the elevator has glass doors?) They slam the door before she gets in and proceed to ride it up (in every sense of the word) as she looks on.

o_O

(See vid here).

Now, that's a first meeting you don't forget in a hurry. Though I do wonder how mentally damaged is our Heroine in the first place, as when she is yelling at them to hold the elevator, she is clearly seeing them all over each other in the elevator already. I mean, talk about tactless or spoilsport. I am sure she can wait a minute for the next elevator up. Does she really want to be stuck in an elevator with a pair of horny exhibitionists?

So, any other very WTF first meetings between Hero and Heroine? MISA is pretty awesome in that respect (he meets her, after she's been robbed, and eventually takes her to a bar where he sells her to a stipjoint owner) but Bad Love still trumps. And the delicious Capital Scandal, with her stealing his suitcase. But nothing like this.

Please give me WTF examples, I crave them... :)

Comments

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

Are we sticking to dramas? Because I think SDK kinda tops everything in the first meeting WTF department...

There's also Fantasy Couple, where she mistakes him for a serial killer and bashes his head in with a shovel, or Lovers, where she mistakes him for her sister's boyfriend and starts screaming at him at a mob meeting...

And it is not a cello case, it is A GIANT SWAN THING! It's crackier that way.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

SDK definitely takes the cake. Whoa.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

"BEG ME FOR YOUR LIFE OR DIE!"

*vicious headbutt to the chin*

"SCREW YOU LOSER!"

"Man. I'm keeping you." *grab grab*

[some paraphrasing involved]

I have long since acknowledged that SDK eternally warped my shipping tendencies. It is the only thing I know of that can make normally sensible women go "sexual harassment means true love...NO REALLY! IT DOES!"

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heh. if you are wrong, so am I. I make all sort of exceptions for Kyo/Yuya.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

I make every exception known to humanity for Kyo/Yuya...because they so deserve it. It helps that Akimine Kamijyo blatantly writes it as him being a bigheaded(but earned it) 5 year old with hormones and the grabbing is the equivalent of pulling pigtails in the playground. All his friends treat it that way, too.

How far are you in SDK now?

The Little Fairy~

[calixa.livejournal.com]

Sending a giant kite to heaven asking how tall the sky is and getting a misunderstood reply: 5'3"

Re: The Little Fairy~

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

LOL. You are not kidding?

I need to get this ASAP now.

Re: The Little Fairy~

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

The above sums up the early stages of the courtship. You'd think someone would have noticed the kites going between heaven and earth on a daily basis.

Re: The Little Fairy~

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

My next drama!

Re: The Little Fairy~

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

If you get bored, just speedread subtitles so you have the background info when the screaming, clawing, bloody fingernails on dirty walls, torture, writing a "dying" letter to your friends on scraps with your own blood manpain starts.

Re: The Little Fairy~

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

You certainly know how to tempt me :)