The best ROTS parody EVER

[dangermousie]

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Samples:

I.
SENATOR PALPATINE
Ah, hello, Jedi. Nice of you to drop by. I’ve just been here, spinning in my chair. If you give it a good push, you can go around ten times before it stops.

II.
PADME
Ouch, shouldn’t have slept in my vintage flapper dress. I’ll have pearl shaped marks in my arms for days. Anakin, what’s the matter? Your Dark Side acting up again?

III.
MACE WINDU
Okay, Anakin. You can hang around with the adults if you sit quietly, mind your manners and promise not to eat all the cookies. Also, you’re not a Master.

IV.
OBI-WAN
Have you seen General Grievous?

SCARY GREY PERSON
Yes! He’s on our planet. He keeps drinking our cherry coke and refusing to buy more! He also enslaved us and stuff.

V.
PALPATINE
You will now be known as Darth Vader – the only Sith without a stupid name. Now go kill a bunch of people
for me. The Ultimate Power is very tiring.

VI.
OBI-WAN jumps on a HILL.


OBI-WAN
There. I win.

ANAKIN
You underestimate my ability to jump real high.


No, HE DOES NOT.

ANAKIN becomes PRESIDENT of the SEVERED LIMBS OF STAR WARS CLUB. Then, he catches on FIRE, and it is worse than ¾ of the things seen in SIN CITY.


AUDIENCE
Holy God. What is this movie rated?

Comments

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

I nearly died at the first one. That one and the Plan 65 flashback.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

She seems to have done a whole bunch of parodies and now I simply must check all of them out.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

PA’U ZHAAN
Thank the Creator. This show is so boring.

*Sporfle* Zhaan has a cameo!

AUDIENCE
Round one: Bearded Hot Guy vs. Whiny Hot Guy! FIGHT!

Yes! That's the whole reason I watched it!

MEDICAL DROID
I’m afraid she’s dying. It appears she has an acute case
of Stupidity. We were surprised, considering she was once
the competent Queen of Naboo. But it appears as of the second
movie, this started to develop. And now, she’s dead from The Stupid.

Hahahahahahahaha!

AUDIENCE
“Out upon the wharfs they came,
Knight and burgher, lord and dame
And round the prow they read her name
The Lady of Shallot”

That's what I was thinking.

Thanks for the link!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I love all and any Farscape references whenever they come...

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Also, I didn't realize that it was Wayne Pygram who played Young Tarkin (for about 2 seconds at the very end). That's some cool casting, I just wish he'd gotten to do something.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Apparently there was a bit more but on the cutting room floor.

Hmmmm, Scorpius in Star Wars. Now, that would be an interesting cross-over.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

*writes giant SW/FS fic in head then falls over dead at prospect of writing it all down*

Whew. That was close.

Maybe we'll see more of him on the DVD . . .

[ayn-rand-fan-13.livejournal.com]

Hilarious. You underestimate my ability to jump real high Best line evah.
However, the violence in the movie pales in comparison to Sin City.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I loathed Sin City....*shudder* she has a parody of it as well...

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Dear god, that was fricking hilarious!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

eeeee....icon love!

[savingmykisses.livejournal.com]

I thought the movie itself was a parody.

Anyway, I like this stuff better :-D

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heh :) Always the contrarian :P

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

Classic.

Although, this is one of those rare movies that I love so much the parodies still make me sad. *shakes head at herself* Not like Phantom of the Opera in 15 minutes. (Which, if you haven't read, you simply must.)

AUDIENCE
Holy God. What is this movie rated? That's soooo true. Hee!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Oh, I read the POTO parody and loved it...

She also has a funny AOTC parody.

I adored ROTS (in my all-time top 10) but this was so funny I laughed like a loon!

oooooh...icon!

I can't wait till they raise the limit to 100 icons. I need new ones.

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

It's in my all-time top 10, too. I read this twice...and the second time I giggled like mad. *g*

I love icons. It's sad, really. Because my account is still free, thus I can only hold three at a time. 100 would be so much fun!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

check you lj notifications :)

Soooo funny :-D

[grace-om.livejournal.com]

I really did love the movie...in fact I just might go see it for a 3rd time. But the author found every mis-step in there and used them to brilliant effect.

Thanks so much for the link. I doubt I ever would have found it on my own.

I hope it's okay if I go ahead an friend you...I keep coming back here to look for fun links, good discussions, and so on :)

Grace

Re: Soooo funny :-D

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I'd be very pleased....and friending you back :)

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

Obi-Wan: There. I win.
Anakin: You underestimate my ability to jump real high.

*snickers* *dies*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.