dangermousie | Chinese Paladin 3: eps 3-10, in which we find demonic lords + sexy monks + 1000-yr-old princesses

Poor Hu Ge. He just wants to live his peaceful cowardly and greedy life running a pawnshop but people keep bugging him - zombies who try to suck his blood, monk leaders who insist he is a reincarnation of a celestial general and the savior of mankind, ruler of demon realm who insists they have an unfinished duel from 2000 years back, a weird young woman who claims he is her imperial brother from a 1000 years back and she's waited for him all this time, a magic sword which follows him around and possesses him, Missy of the Tangs who needs protecting from her evil family, Sexy Zombie Hunter Monk who insists on going on a quest with our hero, etc etc etc. Poor Hu Ge, his day is never done and he just might have to become a hero after all.

That's one way to fight zombies! (Apparently they can only sense your breath but that still doesn't explain why their noses are not plugged).

Hu Ge expounds his philosophy of life. I have no idea why I like his character but I do.

have some angsty prettiness.

Bwahahahahahahahaha. I have no heart but Zombie Hu Ge makes me LOL forever.

I am amused by Hu Ge's character but my heart belongs to Sexy Monk, I confess. I have never seen a bigger waste than this dude being a monk, seriously.

That's more like a Hu Ge drama - he is pulling out his own fangs with pliers. Ow.

LOLing forever at the emo zombie.

You can't go wrong with cute babies.

This may or may not be true in life, but certainly is true in a period cdrama. Aaaaaaaangst is sure to come.

Look at the pretty!

LOLing forever at the Demon Lord who rules the realms of the Goths and sort of sucks as a motivational speaker. I love that he tracked down Celestial General's reincarnation to finish their 2000-yr-old duel and Hu Ge is like "who are you? aaaaaaaah! you win you win, go away!"

Poor monk dudes, he is not the most promising incarnation, is he?

Now, this version is much more my thing :) He apparently got kicked out of Heaven to reincarnate repeatedly as a mortal as punishment for his duel with Demon Lord because Demons and Celestials aren't supposed to mingle.

Not so brave in this incarnation :P

Hurt/comfort, I approve.

Even 9/10th dead, Sexy Monk is trying to school Pawn Hero (I am going to call him that from now on) because of all the lies Pawn Hero told to get rid of Demon Lord. Good luck, Sexy Monk!

Awww, this is major bromance. Or slash, depending on your preferences.

I love it when they are serious and quiet, not that it happens very often.

How hot is Hu Ge possessed by his sword?

If there is one thing Pawn Hero does not need on top of this it is a woman emerging out of a thousand-year-old sword and claiming Pawn Hero is her imperial brother.