Badfic on ff.net. Making visitors claw out own eyes since 1789

[dangermousie]

I have been relaxing looking for Shido/Madoka and Ban/Himiko fic *sigh* (from GetBackers) when I found this gem in a different section of ff.net:

Most awesome badfic summary ever (from Wallflower):

Kyohei's in love with Sunako,he tells her and people dont except it.Sunako ran away and years later she came back but somethings wrong. Sunako's dieing but from what? and why? will be rated M when i get futher in chapters

Perfect.

Comments

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

i checked out the Wallflower section once and just blinked and left. curse you and your bad influence.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heh. it really is scary over there...

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

oh yes it is it is.

Though...I've never seen anything scarier there than the wolf's rain fanfic. (which also shocked me by having a femmeslash piring of 2 females who already had perfectly fine otps of their own)

there was one section that just made me laugh...i forget what it was, though.

[scottishlass.livejournal.com]

OMG I read DIETING instead of dying *rotflmao*
*gets the spork for her eyeballs*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Dieting will be good too :P

[scottishlass.livejournal.com]

The summaries are already bad enough to make my eyes bleed. *shudders*

[wistfulmemory.livejournal.com]

I read dieting at first, too, which really confused me in connection to the character.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

LOL. Did I mention the fics where Sunako mysteriously became beautiful? Way to miss the point, fanfic author.

[magalamb.livejournal.com]

*snort* Wow. It's the will be rated M when i get futher in chapters bit that really scares me. 10 year olds writing porn is just WRONG.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Maybe it will be porn involving flowers and sunny meadows? UGH.

[janlake83.livejournal.com]

ahhh ff.net.... yes the wallflower section... umm i try to stay away after reading some of the summaries...

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Scary.