Badfic extravaganza: Fruits Basket.
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dangermousieOne of the biggest joys of discovering new fandom? Why, of course. The badfic. I have to say the ff.net section of Fruits Basket (you need know nothing about FB to find these hilarious, trust me) is by far the worst ff.net section I have ever seen. The question was not what to include, but what to leave out.
So, without much ado.
Yuki is mean to kyo. Kyo breaks down. Kyo tells yuki that he loves him. Kyo commets suicide. Sad.
I am certainly not sad. Actually I literally cackled when I saw this. Cackled. Like a crone.
I couldn't come up with an unique name, so tehre u go! haha, anywayz, it's a mix of the characters from Fruits Basket and my friends. hmmm..how to summerize, So far, I read the note, something happened but what? then i had to run the next day, i fainted
I wish you'd hit your head a little harder.
I Have No Idea! U Vote What Happens!
I vote you are never permitted to use the computer again. At least until you are a few years older and hit 10.
Tohru is in a band and so is Kyo, but what happens when someones manager decides to quit the business, and what becomes of tht band? KyoxTohru, rated for cursing and a ppls thoughts! only read if u r at least 14.
Why 14? Sooooo deep. Reminds me of Bible!fic which (and I quote) 'only people in Junior High would understand.'
rated for content. tohru goes a bit bad ass and kyo calls her out but her being optimistic he would have never thought she was a cutter. very goary....and chapter six is up...its bad. but then thats me so enjoy!
badfic!Tohru might cut, but judging by this summary the author is mentally deficient.
Kyo has a Sister that lives in America. And now shes comeing to live with Kyo and everybdoy. Sallys differnet then everyone, she dosent change into an animal when shes hugged by a boy but none of the Other zodic change when they hug her. Its not complete
Apparently, people in America have no idea how to spell. Or even make sense. Who knew?
A certain pair of sisters are bored at the airport because their certain mother made them come two hours early. So, the other sister whips out her laptop and she and her sister create this peiceocrap fic. Enjoy.
Points for honesty. Unfortunately, I want to take those points and shove them through the author's head.
In which Kyo and Haru get freaky, and I leave it all to your imaginations. [Chapter 13: Who the hell can afford drugs when you pay 12.95 for gay porn?]
Whre do they shop? They are getting overcharged. Haven't they heard of the internet?
There are 2 new girls Tohru's school. Steph seems nice, but her 'sister' Axel is dark and mysterious.Axel speaks with her voice monotone or with singing with sarcasm.HaruxOCxKyoxYukiyes all 3 boys are after one girlKurenoxOCShigurexOC
It's the Mary Sue orgy!!!
What happens when Kyo gets a guitar and when a new hot french exchange stundent comes to live with him and the gang? Did I mention it's a girl! Fellings deepen and will Kyo tell Tohru how he feels? Find Out here
Will his new song be entitled 'Le Suck?'
Airah Sohma, A young girl of 16, who's just found out she's in the zodiac. But now that she knows, it's a trigger for all the others to go mad and , well, try to kill her. But Yuki, her lover, will do anyhting to save her life...
He might try to save her life, but I am dubious of his success. I mean, the poor guy can't even save himself from being stuck in a Mary Sue fic.
Akito now suffers alone in his manor, a monster that all fear and hate. All is horribly routine in his life, until little miss sunshine, Tohru, comes along to ruin it. She is innocent and loving, all that he is not. Can a beauty love a beast?
Ahhh. So that is what Little Miss Sunshine was about. Thought so.
Tohru has a poetry reading with her friends...better then it sounds!
Could hardly be worse.
Following a suicide attempt Yuki, a budding psychiatry major, joins one of his college clubs, however this club isn't what it seems. How can the thirty most beautiful freshmen at the college be suicidal? Who founded this club? And....what are rats? AU
I have honestly reread this three times and am still confused.
Haru Sohma isn't all what he's cracked up to be. While he's not cracking up on crack, doing sleazy babes and babbling stuff that makes no sense, what does this cow really think? Read to find out!
What does he think? 'Get me the hell out of this fic!'
TohruYuki, KyouOC. Hope's rising for the cursed Sohma, as their final school year approaches. But, can they really do what they've dreamt of since they were young, defy Akito? My first Furuba ff, so don't kill me! I suck at sums, too. Enjoy!
You such at sums? 2+2 is to 5 as your fic is to reality.
Seventeen year old Sybil has just lost her mother after a long fight with cancer. Now she must live in Japan with a father she never knew existed, a humongous new family, and a strange family curse. Welcome to the Sohma family. Yuki x OC Kyo x Tohru
It seems almost a relief to end on a Mary Sue.
So, without much ado.
Yuki is mean to kyo. Kyo breaks down. Kyo tells yuki that he loves him. Kyo commets suicide. Sad.
I am certainly not sad. Actually I literally cackled when I saw this. Cackled. Like a crone.
I couldn't come up with an unique name, so tehre u go! haha, anywayz, it's a mix of the characters from Fruits Basket and my friends. hmmm..how to summerize, So far, I read the note, something happened but what? then i had to run the next day, i fainted
I wish you'd hit your head a little harder.
I Have No Idea! U Vote What Happens!
I vote you are never permitted to use the computer again. At least until you are a few years older and hit 10.
Tohru is in a band and so is Kyo, but what happens when someones manager decides to quit the business, and what becomes of tht band? KyoxTohru, rated for cursing and a ppls thoughts! only read if u r at least 14.
Why 14? Sooooo deep. Reminds me of Bible!fic which (and I quote) 'only people in Junior High would understand.'
rated for content. tohru goes a bit bad ass and kyo calls her out but her being optimistic he would have never thought she was a cutter. very goary....and chapter six is up...its bad. but then thats me so enjoy!
badfic!Tohru might cut, but judging by this summary the author is mentally deficient.
Kyo has a Sister that lives in America. And now shes comeing to live with Kyo and everybdoy. Sallys differnet then everyone, she dosent change into an animal when shes hugged by a boy but none of the Other zodic change when they hug her. Its not complete
Apparently, people in America have no idea how to spell. Or even make sense. Who knew?
A certain pair of sisters are bored at the airport because their certain mother made them come two hours early. So, the other sister whips out her laptop and she and her sister create this peiceocrap fic. Enjoy.
Points for honesty. Unfortunately, I want to take those points and shove them through the author's head.
In which Kyo and Haru get freaky, and I leave it all to your imaginations. [Chapter 13: Who the hell can afford drugs when you pay 12.95 for gay porn?]
Whre do they shop? They are getting overcharged. Haven't they heard of the internet?
There are 2 new girls Tohru's school. Steph seems nice, but her 'sister' Axel is dark and mysterious.Axel speaks with her voice monotone or with singing with sarcasm.HaruxOCxKyoxYukiyes all 3 boys are after one girlKurenoxOCShigurexOC
It's the Mary Sue orgy!!!
What happens when Kyo gets a guitar and when a new hot french exchange stundent comes to live with him and the gang? Did I mention it's a girl! Fellings deepen and will Kyo tell Tohru how he feels? Find Out here
Will his new song be entitled 'Le Suck?'
Airah Sohma, A young girl of 16, who's just found out she's in the zodiac. But now that she knows, it's a trigger for all the others to go mad and , well, try to kill her. But Yuki, her lover, will do anyhting to save her life...
He might try to save her life, but I am dubious of his success. I mean, the poor guy can't even save himself from being stuck in a Mary Sue fic.
Akito now suffers alone in his manor, a monster that all fear and hate. All is horribly routine in his life, until little miss sunshine, Tohru, comes along to ruin it. She is innocent and loving, all that he is not. Can a beauty love a beast?
Ahhh. So that is what Little Miss Sunshine was about. Thought so.
Tohru has a poetry reading with her friends...better then it sounds!
Could hardly be worse.
Following a suicide attempt Yuki, a budding psychiatry major, joins one of his college clubs, however this club isn't what it seems. How can the thirty most beautiful freshmen at the college be suicidal? Who founded this club? And....what are rats? AU
I have honestly reread this three times and am still confused.
Haru Sohma isn't all what he's cracked up to be. While he's not cracking up on crack, doing sleazy babes and babbling stuff that makes no sense, what does this cow really think? Read to find out!
What does he think? 'Get me the hell out of this fic!'
TohruYuki, KyouOC. Hope's rising for the cursed Sohma, as their final school year approaches. But, can they really do what they've dreamt of since they were young, defy Akito? My first Furuba ff, so don't kill me! I suck at sums, too. Enjoy!
You such at sums? 2+2 is to 5 as your fic is to reality.
Seventeen year old Sybil has just lost her mother after a long fight with cancer. Now she must live in Japan with a father she never knew existed, a humongous new family, and a strange family curse. Welcome to the Sohma family. Yuki x OC Kyo x Tohru
It seems almost a relief to end on a Mary Sue.
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Date: 2007-03-01 12:38 am (UTC)*is happy she's about to go home and rewatch either some SDK or some GITS: SAC so she can have some major buttkicking to make it better. after getting chinese takeout*
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Date: 2007-03-01 12:57 am (UTC)And hoorah for ugly grammar!! Bad!fic never ceases to amaze me, hahaha. :))
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Date: 2007-03-01 01:06 am (UTC)EEEE! Two more days till the rain scene!!
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