Who Knew: the Sith and the Jedi discover the Internet

[dangermousie]

Apparently, in-between crushing planets, Force-choking underlings, and lamenting his hideously expensive health-plan, the ultra-versatile Darth Vader has found time to have a blog. Really. Go here

He has also condescended to be interviewed here.

Not to be outdone, one of the oldest and wisest of Jedi decided to follow suit. Yoda's Blog

His wise entries comment on Kenobi's Cheetos addiction, in part by reavealing that "Even lick his fingers he does not. Just keep stuffing his fat face Kenobi will, without stopping. Never his fingers he cleans, until two bright orange gloves he has. Then, laugh about it he will, like a big joke it is." and discuss the Chosen One's love life: "Also, know about him and Senator Amidala the Council does not, Young Skywalker thinks. But, everytime home he comes, see the hickies on his neck we can! Cover them up he tries, but stupid we are not." Truly, wise is he.

Go visit them. Now. For your own good.

Comments

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Vader's blog is a veritable masterpiece. I heart it tons.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

It's great. My favorite so far:

"Okay, I admit it. I cut off the kid's hand. Everything went downhill after that.

Blast! Blast! Blast! I am such an idiot."

Yoda's is much funnier though :)

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Yoda's is much funnier though :)

I guess the goofiness of Yoda's blog is just too OOC for me, but that's just how I feel :)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but the sheer OOC of it cracks me up :D

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. Well, to each their own!

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Oh Yoda, such wisdom. Anakin was so proud of himself for vainly trying to hide his hickies. That relationship is food for hilarity in some aspects.

*imagines Padme and Anakin with rumpled clothes trying to look presentable when walked in on*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL. "I was just showing her the basics of hand-to-hand combat, Master Yoda" :D

[katranna.livejournal.com]

I love Yoda's blog. Vader's is too dense, boring and pompous.

IC though.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Besides, who doesn't want to know what the Jedi have under their robes?

[ayn-rand-fan-13.livejournal.com]

P-Diggity? Ha. It is so sad that I know people who talk like that. Oh, did you see last week's People magazine? Hayden Christenson was featured in the fashion section. If you didn't see last week's people magazine, congratulations, you life has a point.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I didn't. Should I? :)

[wasabi-girl1.livejournal.com]

Eh, it's all so OOC for me, I can't take it. :P

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heee. I am all about OOC.

[lazypadawan.livejournal.com]

Funny stuff! I enjoy Vader's blog too.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Those are great. I just showed my husband the Yoda blog, and he loved it as well...The one where he discusses what the Jedi wear underneath...ROFL.

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

Is it dumb that Vader's blog makes me terribly sad? I keep thinking, "Oh, Anakin...what did you do?" Corrupted, my brain is.

Yoda's is bizarre in its hilarity. Need speech therapy I do not. Need a good butt-whooping Windu and Kenobi do. Just the guy to do it too I am. Want a piece of me you do? Want a piece of me you do?!! Think so I did not. LOL. Although I find it odd that young Anakin talks like he's from dah hood and then Vader sounds proper and British. He must have gone to grammar school after battling it out on Mustafar. :D

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

What can I say? Palpatine was probably pained by the ghetto speech and sent him to a finishing school to preserve his own sanity.

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

Strange that I've never noticed the ghetto speak in the films, though. Maybe Anakin knew that would turn Padme (and all the other girls) off. Mwah!