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dangermousieHaving a bit too much time on my hands, and having started a VM rewatch, I decided: what if someone hasn't seen VM? What if they don't know what it's about? They are missing out, of course, that's what! So I present to you a very short summary of Veronica Mars world, with help of caps. Well, a summary you'd give a hyperactive five year old. A five year old who is OK with the themes of noir, rape and murder, that is.
Genesis of a Bad-Ass, Veronica Mars Summary in Caps, Part 1. I confess that it eventually transmogrified into a ball of shippery glee, but cut a shipper girl some slack. Could YOU resist a half-dressed Logan?
All VM caps are courtesy of Jems' VM cap site
There once lived a girl named Veronica
Whose fabulous best friend, Lilly Kane, got gruesomely murdered
Perhaps permanently driving home the message of 'don't sleep with your boyfriend's abusive father if he is a murderous psycho.'
(Actually don't do it at all, unless Springer is your end game).
When Veronica sided with her chubby, lovable Dad
In assuming Jake Kane murdered his own daughter,
after all, it's not like he was prejudiced because his wife was screwing with Jake,
she got ostracized bysnobby elitist tyranical cows the priveleged class of Neptune
Moreover, to add insult to injury, just prior to the murder, her gorgeous, perfect boyfriend Duncan Kane,
Lilly's brother,
who some would say has all the charm of a pancake,
dumped her for reasons 'Tromeo and Juliet' would find invalid.
Pssssst. He thought Veronica was his half-sister
'Keeping it in the family' was not Duncan's cup of tea
Except for when he was high onlife lots and lots of drugs
That's right, after Lilly's murder, Veronica went to a party
Where she got humiliated.
And woke up searching for her underwear
Due to a complicated chain of events, she ended up with GHB in her drink,
And then in the bedroom unconscious,
Where drugged Duncan and she had sex.
But she didn't remember it because of the drugs,
Thus making "Veronica Mars" the world's best anti-party video.
Yes, even better than that:
There is alsothe fact that she really got raped prior to Duncan's presence lots more, but this will come out later, making it even more devastating. I am too bloody lazy to recap it now, plus this whole topic is making me emo depressed, so this one cap will do
She reported the crime to Sheriff Lamb,
forgetting he was chosen for his looks and not his brains
And got laughed at. I am sorry, but I can find nothing funny there, so no cute caption this time
All this made her develop a bad ass attitude
And get a cool haircut,
Proving that fashion is your savior.
She is still her Daddy's girl
But now she shows it through helping with his cases.
She's got a taser and is not afraid to use it.
And she stands up for school outsiders.
Even if she takes money if they have it.
The girl's gotta eat.
And she has a motorcycle gang in her pocket.
Lastly, is friends with Wallace Fennel, who is too short to be a love interest.
And speaking of love...
Love?
Yes.
There is love.
Even in noir.
How could I forget
The reason formy watching million screaming fangirls
Logan
LOGAN
LOGAN
His name is Logan Echolls.
He is the Obligatory Psychotic Jackass,
Who is the best friend ofDonut Duncan Kane,
And Lilly's (understandably former) boyfriend.
He is Veronica's nemesis.
But that is OK because he is emo.
Make it very emo.
With enough angst to kill an elephant. Or a therapist.
And abused.
And snarky.
And HOT.
'They used to be friends'
And an extra cap or seven for cuteness of times past.
But now they fight a lot.
Sorry, that just slipped in.
I mean, they really go at it.
Hmm, this didn't come out right.
Let me try again.
OK. They are always tussling.
GRRRRR. Hebashedherheadlightsoutwithacrowbarwhensheputabonginhislocker, OK?
And then they kissed.In 17 more episodes
And lived happily ever after.Yeah, yeah this is end of S2. But cut a poor giddy shipper some slack
THE END.
For now.
of
Part I
Genesis of a Bad-Ass, Veronica Mars Summary in Caps, Part 1. I confess that it eventually transmogrified into a ball of shippery glee, but cut a shipper girl some slack. Could YOU resist a half-dressed Logan?
All VM caps are courtesy of Jems' VM cap site
There once lived a girl named Veronica
Whose fabulous best friend, Lilly Kane, got gruesomely murdered
Perhaps permanently driving home the message of 'don't sleep with your boyfriend's abusive father if he is a murderous psycho.'
(Actually don't do it at all, unless Springer is your end game).
When Veronica sided with her chubby, lovable Dad
In assuming Jake Kane murdered his own daughter,
she got ostracized by
Moreover, to add insult to injury, just prior to the murder, her gorgeous, perfect boyfriend Duncan Kane,
Lilly's brother,
dumped her for reasons 'Tromeo and Juliet' would find invalid.
Pssssst. He thought Veronica was his half-sister
'Keeping it in the family' was not Duncan's cup of tea
Except for when he was high on
That's right, after Lilly's murder, Veronica went to a party
Where she got humiliated.
And woke up searching for her underwear
Due to a complicated chain of events, she ended up with GHB in her drink,
And then in the bedroom unconscious,
Where drugged Duncan and she had sex.
But she didn't remember it because of the drugs,
Thus making "Veronica Mars" the world's best anti-party video.
Yes, even better than that:
There is also
She reported the crime to Sheriff Lamb,
forgetting he was chosen for his looks and not his brains
And got laughed at. I am sorry, but I can find nothing funny there, so no cute caption this time
All this made her develop a bad ass attitude
And get a cool haircut,
Proving that fashion is your savior.
She is still her Daddy's girl
But now she shows it through helping with his cases.
She's got a taser and is not afraid to use it.
And she stands up for school outsiders.
Even if she takes money if they have it.
The girl's gotta eat.
And she has a motorcycle gang in her pocket.
Lastly, is friends with Wallace Fennel, who is too short to be a love interest.
And speaking of love...
Love?
Yes.
There is love.
Even in noir.
How could I forget
The reason for
Logan
LOGAN
LOGAN
His name is Logan Echolls.
He is the Obligatory Psychotic Jackass,
Who is the best friend of
And Lilly's (understandably former) boyfriend.
He is Veronica's nemesis.
But that is OK because he is emo.
Make it very emo.
With enough angst to kill an elephant. Or a therapist.
And abused.
And snarky.
And HOT.
'They used to be friends'
And an extra cap
But now they fight a lot.
Sorry, that just slipped in.
I mean, they really go at it.
Hmm, this didn't come out right.
Let me try again.
OK. They are always tussling.
GRRRRR. Hebashedherheadlightsoutwithacrowbarwhensheputabonginhislocker, OK?
And then they kissed.
And lived happily ever after.
THE END.
For now.
of
Part I
