Escaflowne: The Curse of Fanfic
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dangermousieOne of the best parts of discovering a new thing to like is finding wonderful ff.net fanfic to mock. Here are the "best" ff.net summaries for Escaflowne. You don't need to know more that in it, Hitomi (a Japanese schoolgirl) gets transported into a fantasy world of Gaea.
Without further ado, I present:
What if Hitomi never left Gaea, if she stayed in Gaea and helped Van rebuild his life? Her lush redpink lips made him quiver just looking at them. Her lips pumped up after he nibbled on them too, he loved it! “No, I got you,” she pulled his head close and
Pumped up lips? This reads like a romance novel gone demented.
This is an AU HV fic.Hitomy is a genues. Van is a gang leader. Also Hitomy Brother gang is THE biggest gang Leaders in town. So,Van and Hitomy's brother are the biggest rivals gangs and the biggest enemy's. But Hitomy is totaly CLUELESS! RR!
I've read this 3 times and this still makes no sense. Except for the fact that the author should be kept away from the keyboard at all costs.
His smirk resonated through her like cheap fluorescent lights. Her eye twitched in obvious annoyance and she yelled the only thing that had come to mind. “GurTHUNK!” VH FLUFF! CHAP 4! UPDATED! 123
This beauty speaks for itself.
Life's a journey, not a destination, or so they say. Sometimes, whether you want it or not, life's an adventure! And now it's time for some R&R with the girls! Before the next adventure.
Don't you think it's too much information? After all, I am so clear on what your story is about now.
This is a little poem from Van for Hitomi in Escaflowne the Movie... Yeah, I'm bad at summaries so please R&R!
You.
You slit your wrists.
Or wanted to and thus my love was born.
I always wanted an alien suicidal angel.
By my side.
Being useless and whiny and scared.
I hear a voice that whispers:
"What happened to the series Hitomi?
The one that was cool?"
But I ignore it.
Ignore it.
Because the movie gave me muscles of great size.
This story is currently being revised.I was not pleased with how some of the chp came out.Chapter 9 up. Summary inside
Apparently it's not being revised for proper punctuation or any clearness of explanation.
One emerald green eyed detective and one mysterious thief with deep amber eyes... They hated each other, yet what would happen if they had been forced to work together to save the whole world? R&R PLEASE!
Color blindness? Or maybe my death from a convoluted sentence structure.
AU Left at an orphanage at age eight by his parents and never adopted, Van makes it to be a pessimistic bus driver. On a rainy day, a drenched girl without money boards his bus, wanting to travel to the orphanage Van was raised. Will he allow her to ride?
Anime does Italian Neo-Realism?
The light!It was the same pillar of light that took me there before.I barely had time to slow myself down as it hit the ground. The next thing I knew was that I was being held by someone with warm arms as it took me back to that strange land once more.
The land where I would never have to have spaces between sentences again, dammit! I shall be free from the tyranny of conventional spelling forever!
9th Chapter is in! AU Van has a crush on a commoner, Hitomi Kanzaki, the village outcast. He wants to tell her what he feels, but he's afraid of what will hapen when she finds out he's a Draconian. Allen bashing! Who doesn't love that? R&R
Who doesn't love that? Me, for one. Also, "Draconian?" Does it mean he is a really strict ruler? Or a Draco Malfoy fangirl?
Hitomi is finally back on Gaea. Things should be going smoothly but a sinister plot will soon have them begging for mercy.
How do "things" beg for mercy? Or maybe it's just the readers.
A twoparts sad poem. I hope you enjoy it. This is my first poem. R&R!
"twoparts?"
SET SOME TIME AFTER HITOMI'S DEPARTURE FROM GAEA, WHAT WOULD VAN'S THOUGHTS BE AS HE GAZES AT THE PHANTOM MOON ONESHOT
Van: Dammit, my CAPSLOCK stuck again!
A movie fic. Okami and Kitsune are two average girls. After developing a meager friendship, they are thrown into a completely new world, where it's hard to know who's telling the truth, and who isn't. FINALLY UPDATED!
Nice to know that the Lord of the Rings overflow Sues have found a home.
Reap only what you sew by ____
Hitomi is a witch, an evil one at that, Merle is good. They both fall in love with Van. When the truth is found out about who Hitomi truly is, what will everyone think of themselves.
Surely it's "rip only what you sew?"
A sonnet inspired by a desire of honoring Dilandausama and Shakespeare in that order. Please r and r!
*dies*
VAN IS THE WED BOUND KING OF FANELIA,HITOMI IS A GIRL SEARCHING FOR A NEW LIFE,THIS IS AN ESCA AU THAT BRINGS VAN AND HITOMI TOGETHER IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
What is "wed bound?" And why do the people in Gaea all seem to have faulty capslocks?
Hitomi's a highschool student who just broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years because of a man she met in a cab. Will anything good come from this man? Especially since he's the president of a major law firm? R&R please. Rated for language and fluff
Will anything good come of it? Maybe a charge for statutory.
This is a tale of how Hitomi must burden the war, in doing so grows closer to Allen than ever before. Come along on a journey through love and war.
And bad word choice. How do you "burden" a war, btw?
Without further ado, I present:
What if Hitomi never left Gaea, if she stayed in Gaea and helped Van rebuild his life? Her lush redpink lips made him quiver just looking at them. Her lips pumped up after he nibbled on them too, he loved it! “No, I got you,” she pulled his head close and
Pumped up lips? This reads like a romance novel gone demented.
This is an AU HV fic.Hitomy is a genues. Van is a gang leader. Also Hitomy Brother gang is THE biggest gang Leaders in town. So,Van and Hitomy's brother are the biggest rivals gangs and the biggest enemy's. But Hitomy is totaly CLUELESS! RR!
I've read this 3 times and this still makes no sense. Except for the fact that the author should be kept away from the keyboard at all costs.
His smirk resonated through her like cheap fluorescent lights. Her eye twitched in obvious annoyance and she yelled the only thing that had come to mind. “GurTHUNK!” VH FLUFF! CHAP 4! UPDATED! 123
This beauty speaks for itself.
Life's a journey, not a destination, or so they say. Sometimes, whether you want it or not, life's an adventure! And now it's time for some R&R with the girls! Before the next adventure.
Don't you think it's too much information? After all, I am so clear on what your story is about now.
This is a little poem from Van for Hitomi in Escaflowne the Movie... Yeah, I'm bad at summaries so please R&R!
You.
You slit your wrists.
Or wanted to and thus my love was born.
I always wanted an alien suicidal angel.
By my side.
Being useless and whiny and scared.
I hear a voice that whispers:
"What happened to the series Hitomi?
The one that was cool?"
But I ignore it.
Ignore it.
Because the movie gave me muscles of great size.
This story is currently being revised.I was not pleased with how some of the chp came out.Chapter 9 up. Summary inside
Apparently it's not being revised for proper punctuation or any clearness of explanation.
One emerald green eyed detective and one mysterious thief with deep amber eyes... They hated each other, yet what would happen if they had been forced to work together to save the whole world? R&R PLEASE!
Color blindness? Or maybe my death from a convoluted sentence structure.
AU Left at an orphanage at age eight by his parents and never adopted, Van makes it to be a pessimistic bus driver. On a rainy day, a drenched girl without money boards his bus, wanting to travel to the orphanage Van was raised. Will he allow her to ride?
Anime does Italian Neo-Realism?
The light!It was the same pillar of light that took me there before.I barely had time to slow myself down as it hit the ground. The next thing I knew was that I was being held by someone with warm arms as it took me back to that strange land once more.
The land where I would never have to have spaces between sentences again, dammit! I shall be free from the tyranny of conventional spelling forever!
9th Chapter is in! AU Van has a crush on a commoner, Hitomi Kanzaki, the village outcast. He wants to tell her what he feels, but he's afraid of what will hapen when she finds out he's a Draconian. Allen bashing! Who doesn't love that? R&R
Who doesn't love that? Me, for one. Also, "Draconian?" Does it mean he is a really strict ruler? Or a Draco Malfoy fangirl?
Hitomi is finally back on Gaea. Things should be going smoothly but a sinister plot will soon have them begging for mercy.
How do "things" beg for mercy? Or maybe it's just the readers.
A twoparts sad poem. I hope you enjoy it. This is my first poem. R&R!
"twoparts?"
SET SOME TIME AFTER HITOMI'S DEPARTURE FROM GAEA, WHAT WOULD VAN'S THOUGHTS BE AS HE GAZES AT THE PHANTOM MOON ONESHOT
Van: Dammit, my CAPSLOCK stuck again!
A movie fic. Okami and Kitsune are two average girls. After developing a meager friendship, they are thrown into a completely new world, where it's hard to know who's telling the truth, and who isn't. FINALLY UPDATED!
Nice to know that the Lord of the Rings overflow Sues have found a home.
Reap only what you sew by ____
Hitomi is a witch, an evil one at that, Merle is good. They both fall in love with Van. When the truth is found out about who Hitomi truly is, what will everyone think of themselves.
Surely it's "rip only what you sew?"
A sonnet inspired by a desire of honoring Dilandausama and Shakespeare in that order. Please r and r!
*dies*
VAN IS THE WED BOUND KING OF FANELIA,HITOMI IS A GIRL SEARCHING FOR A NEW LIFE,THIS IS AN ESCA AU THAT BRINGS VAN AND HITOMI TOGETHER IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
What is "wed bound?" And why do the people in Gaea all seem to have faulty capslocks?
Hitomi's a highschool student who just broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years because of a man she met in a cab. Will anything good come from this man? Especially since he's the president of a major law firm? R&R please. Rated for language and fluff
Will anything good come of it? Maybe a charge for statutory.
This is a tale of how Hitomi must burden the war, in doing so grows closer to Allen than ever before. Come along on a journey through love and war.
And bad word choice. How do you "burden" a war, btw?
