Post HBP badfic summaries
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dangermousieWell, I thought HBP was excellent, but it brought it another round of horrible badfic at ff.net. No spoilers. Boy, these people work fast. Btw, canon? What's that?
The sequel to Slytherin in VS Gryffendor.Marcus,Victoria,LauraDerrick,and Spike from BTVS try to get Draco and Ginny to fall in love.Marcus and Victoria fall in love too.Go figure MOC,DG. X over with BtVS READ SLYTHERIN VS GRYFFENDOR FIRST!
I have no idea who the first three (or is it four) people are, but I really hope that after Spike finishes being a matchmaker he will have a tasty snack of them.
Lexie, this is Ron. Ron this is my daughter.' Ron nearly choked. 'Daughter' He asked, in disbelief. Hermione nodded. 'That's right, my daughter.' RonHermione Please read and review.
Before this story is over, Ron will wish he did choke for real.
Flint and Malfoy get in a fight with Gryffindor's newest chasers.Snape's niece oc and her friend oc.What happends when Flint starts to have have feelings for Snape's niece? Will they become friends or something more?Prequel to The Serpent and The Lion
It sounds like a lesbian oc/oc. But unfortunately, it turns into a Flint Mary Sue. Truly, no character will be forgotten. No matter how insignificant or dull, he will suffer the Mary Sue.
Blaise Zabini is head of a secret spy organisation. Hermione Granger is heir to a hiding branch of British nobility. Both are hiding who they are and pretending to be a average. What happens when they are forced to marry and live together? A race to gain
JKR, it was dangerous to give Blaise a gender!
After finding out her parents are dead, Hermione stays at Hogwarts over the summer. Dumbledore appoints Snape to be her guardian. SnapeHermione...review please.
*chokes*
HBP Changes everything! Can Harry and Hermione be together!
Is it a question (in which case I have a short answer) or a story (in which case, save me!)
The Order members aren't insane. They're not. Hell no, nothing odd happens here. No siree.
I wish I could say the same about your story.
What happens when Harry Potter and Remus Lupin go through a wardrobe? They enter the magical land of Narnia of course. But Remus is hiding something from Harry, something from the past.
Yes, it's the fact that he used to be Frodo. Then he got bitten by werewolf-Aslan and kicked out of Narnia.
Harry's grief has changed him. What will his friends think? New enemies, new allies, and a new attitude, as Harry begins his quest to survive. Independent but not Evil Harry!
Because independent people are usually BAAAAAD.
The trio inadvertantly find a new Black. The young girl is attacked and has to learn to deal with her new powers. Ok i can't do summeries but give it a go. HHr&ROC
Her powers consist of writing misspelled Mary Sues, which (if HHr&ROC are any indication) participate in a group orgy.
AU Post OOTP. Alone at Privet Drive, Harry finally snaps and leaves. That’s when he meets Chloe – a mysterious fugitive with a strange power and a dark past. Beta'd by Siriusly Amused author of Hogwarts High.
At least her name is less than six syllables long.
For those of you who thought HBP was lousy and would like to shar my anguish, and for those of you who think I'm wrong and reckon they can convince me otherwise please do! I'm depressed!
I don't think I'd like to shar anything. Sounds dangerous.
The sequel to Slytherin in VS Gryffendor.Marcus,Victoria,LauraDerrick,and Spike from BTVS try to get Draco and Ginny to fall in love.Marcus and Victoria fall in love too.Go figure MOC,DG. X over with BtVS READ SLYTHERIN VS GRYFFENDOR FIRST!
I have no idea who the first three (or is it four) people are, but I really hope that after Spike finishes being a matchmaker he will have a tasty snack of them.
Lexie, this is Ron. Ron this is my daughter.' Ron nearly choked. 'Daughter' He asked, in disbelief. Hermione nodded. 'That's right, my daughter.' RonHermione Please read and review.
Before this story is over, Ron will wish he did choke for real.
Flint and Malfoy get in a fight with Gryffindor's newest chasers.Snape's niece oc and her friend oc.What happends when Flint starts to have have feelings for Snape's niece? Will they become friends or something more?Prequel to The Serpent and The Lion
It sounds like a lesbian oc/oc. But unfortunately, it turns into a Flint Mary Sue. Truly, no character will be forgotten. No matter how insignificant or dull, he will suffer the Mary Sue.
Blaise Zabini is head of a secret spy organisation. Hermione Granger is heir to a hiding branch of British nobility. Both are hiding who they are and pretending to be a average. What happens when they are forced to marry and live together? A race to gain
JKR, it was dangerous to give Blaise a gender!
After finding out her parents are dead, Hermione stays at Hogwarts over the summer. Dumbledore appoints Snape to be her guardian. SnapeHermione...review please.
*chokes*
HBP Changes everything! Can Harry and Hermione be together!
Is it a question (in which case I have a short answer) or a story (in which case, save me!)
The Order members aren't insane. They're not. Hell no, nothing odd happens here. No siree.
I wish I could say the same about your story.
What happens when Harry Potter and Remus Lupin go through a wardrobe? They enter the magical land of Narnia of course. But Remus is hiding something from Harry, something from the past.
Yes, it's the fact that he used to be Frodo. Then he got bitten by werewolf-Aslan and kicked out of Narnia.
Harry's grief has changed him. What will his friends think? New enemies, new allies, and a new attitude, as Harry begins his quest to survive. Independent but not Evil Harry!
Because independent people are usually BAAAAAD.
The trio inadvertantly find a new Black. The young girl is attacked and has to learn to deal with her new powers. Ok i can't do summeries but give it a go. HHr&ROC
Her powers consist of writing misspelled Mary Sues, which (if HHr&ROC are any indication) participate in a group orgy.
AU Post OOTP. Alone at Privet Drive, Harry finally snaps and leaves. That’s when he meets Chloe – a mysterious fugitive with a strange power and a dark past. Beta'd by Siriusly Amused author of Hogwarts High.
At least her name is less than six syllables long.
For those of you who thought HBP was lousy and would like to shar my anguish, and for those of you who think I'm wrong and reckon they can convince me otherwise please do! I'm depressed!
I don't think I'd like to shar anything. Sounds dangerous.
