The best ROTS parody EVER

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Samples:

I.
SENATOR PALPATINE
Ah, hello, Jedi. Nice of you to drop by. I’ve just been here, spinning in my chair. If you give it a good push, you can go around ten times before it stops.

II.
PADME
Ouch, shouldn’t have slept in my vintage flapper dress. I’ll have pearl shaped marks in my arms for days. Anakin, what’s the matter? Your Dark Side acting up again?

III.
MACE WINDU
Okay, Anakin. You can hang around with the adults if you sit quietly, mind your manners and promise not to eat all the cookies. Also, you’re not a Master.

IV.
OBI-WAN
Have you seen General Grievous?

SCARY GREY PERSON
Yes! He’s on our planet. He keeps drinking our cherry coke and refusing to buy more! He also enslaved us and stuff.

V.
PALPATINE
You will now be known as Darth Vader – the only Sith without a stupid name. Now go kill a bunch of people
for me. The Ultimate Power is very tiring.

VI.
OBI-WAN jumps on a HILL.


OBI-WAN
There. I win.

ANAKIN
You underestimate my ability to jump real high.


No, HE DOES NOT.

ANAKIN becomes PRESIDENT of the SEVERED LIMBS OF STAR WARS CLUB. Then, he catches on FIRE, and it is worse than ¾ of the things seen in SIN CITY.


AUDIENCE
Holy God. What is this movie rated?