Now I've seen everything

[dangermousie]

I was browsing in the Scifi section of the neighborhood video rental store, and next to the Fellowship of the Ring they had "The Femaleship of the G-string" which was exactly the kind of movie you'd imagine. I can't really talk about too much stuff on the back cover, because ugh, but as characters they had Dildo, Wizard Smirnoff, Dorcs and Araporn. The scariest of all, this movie was actually checked out.