Join the Dark Side, Dangermousie has

[dangermousie]

I have fallen off the spoiler-free bandwagon. I still don't want to know plot points, or pics that are too spoilery, but my resolve to be spoiler free went out the window.

On the plus side, I got cool pics! So, in my last post for today (must work after all) I present a number of pictures, behind the cut:



"Hey, I might go evil and get hideously scarred, but at least I don't have to have a beard like Obi Wan"


"Must my facial hair get bushier with each movie?"



"Yes, Obi Wan. The will of the Force it is. And this way compete with the hot Vader you will not."


"Why doesn't anyone dwell on MY facial hair or lack thereof?"


There's disfunctional, there's very disfunctional, and then there is THIS. Can you imagine the reunion? "You dropped me in the lava!" "But you went evil" etc etc etc


Obi Wan arrives with the much needed mini van:


Is Obi Wan showing off his thighs?


Poor Padme. Your life sucks. I think you should have just boinked Anakin on the quiet and then ditched him. But then I would be deprived of glorious romantic angst:


Ooooooh. Bloodthirsty=sexy. Enjoy your looks while they last. Soon, it's the lava pit for you:


My fave of the bunch. I'd kill for an apartment with a view like this. I hope Padme has money because no way a Jedi can afford this: