dangermousie | Conan the Barbarian - deep and meaningful work of art.

By 'art' I, of course, refer to Jason Momoa's chest.

Just came back from Conan the Barbarian.

If you expect to see a good movie that reveals something about the meaning of life, you should not bother. If, like me, all you want is some fake period stuff, major cheese and gory violence, plus Jason Momoa running around shirtless for most of the movie, than CtB is very well worth the ticket price (well, maybe not the 3D price. I was forced to shell out for 3D showing as the only one available and the most I can say is the 3D was unobtrusive. The sooner that fad dies, the better).

The heroine, btw, was the most violent and sex-positive nun I have ever seen. Maybe I should discover religion if it means I get to hit that:

So yes, go see it. It's got gore and Jason Momoa shirtless. And what more can you possibly need?

Oh, and if you haven't yet figured out that this whole post is basically an excuse for pics, here is one more hint.