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dangermousieHello, there, half-siblings!!!!
Now I see why you guys didn't remember the kung-fu hamster.
Shot version. Duan Yu and Mu Wanqing are half-siblings because Duan Yu's Daddy had the libido and success of Casanova and Duan Yu has about a million half-sisters. Villain has it in for Duan Yu's Daddy so he comes up with a brilliant plan - let's capture the two of them and give them aphrodisiac so they commit incest! I don't even need to provide commentary, do I?
Bwahahahahaha. Did I mention that this is probably the most explicit I've ever seen anything in a wuxia. Incest truly is best for these folks :)
And then he knocks himself unconscious by literally banging his head against the wall of his cell. Ah, how Ilaughed appreciated that.
Not that it helps for long.
Jaw. Floor.
I. Have. No. Words. I can't blame the villain too much though - if I got my mitts on Jimmy Lin, who knows to which extremes I'd go to keep him put and half-dressed? :P
Btw, never fear. Despite some heavy make-outs, the righteous and strong-willedsex bunnies half-siblings manage to barely avoid sealing the deal before they get rescued.
Bonus, because he's so very pretty:
This is literally the most insane thing I've ever seen, so of course instead of doing errands or finally making my epic Young Warriors post, I am spending my time marathonning this puppy.
Now I see why you guys didn't remember the kung-fu hamster.
Shot version. Duan Yu and Mu Wanqing are half-siblings because Duan Yu's Daddy had the libido and success of Casanova and Duan Yu has about a million half-sisters. Villain has it in for Duan Yu's Daddy so he comes up with a brilliant plan - let's capture the two of them and give them aphrodisiac so they commit incest! I don't even need to provide commentary, do I?
Bwahahahahaha. Did I mention that this is probably the most explicit I've ever seen anything in a wuxia. Incest truly is best for these folks :)
And then he knocks himself unconscious by literally banging his head against the wall of his cell. Ah, how I
Not that it helps for long.
Jaw. Floor.
I. Have. No. Words. I can't blame the villain too much though - if I got my mitts on Jimmy Lin, who knows to which extremes I'd go to keep him put and half-dressed? :P
Btw, never fear. Despite some heavy make-outs, the righteous and strong-willed
Bonus, because he's so very pretty:
This is literally the most insane thing I've ever seen, so of course instead of doing errands or finally making my epic Young Warriors post, I am spending my time marathonning this puppy.
