High literature indeed

[dangermousie]

Titles of romance novels lying as reading material for parents in children's indoor play center I like going to with Baby Mousie:

The Billionaire Boss's Bride
The Outback Marriage Ransom
Sheikh's Castaway
The Ice Maiden's Sheikh
The Fierce and Tender Sheikh
The Prince's Virgin Wife
Possessed by the Sheikh
The Spaniard's Seduction
The English Aristocrat's Bride

Ahahahahahahahahha. I have no words. Mr. Mousie keeps groaning whenever he even catches a glimpse of these so I keep sticking them in his face. :)