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dangermousieWhile waiting for an elevator to take Baby Mousie's stroller and idly scanning book titles nearby, I saw one which certainly stood out:
"Have yourself a naughty little Santa" with a bare-chested guy on the cover.
Because nothing screams sexy as much as an overweight elderly married man with an overabundance of facial hair, a tendency to wear red head-to-toe and a penchant for randomly exclaiming "ho ho ho."
Also, note to author: "little" is not word you usually want to associate with your dream stud. Trust me.
"Have yourself a naughty little Santa" with a bare-chested guy on the cover.
Because nothing screams sexy as much as an overweight elderly married man with an overabundance of facial hair, a tendency to wear red head-to-toe and a penchant for randomly exclaiming "ho ho ho."
Also, note to author: "little" is not word you usually want to associate with your dream stud. Trust me.
