Ever wondered what the world would be like if the Beatles were zombies?

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Well, wonder no more. Alan Goldsher's Paul Is Undead is (to quote amazon) about the "rise and fall of the zombie Beatles [as it] unfolds through eyewitness accounts, newspaper clippings, and interviews. Violence and music go hand-in-hand as the zombiefied Lennon, Harrison, and McCartney fight, eat, and rock their way to fame and popularity while ninja lord Ringo Starr tries to keep them out of trouble. Nothing can stop them--not even a vampiric Pete Best, zombie-killing Mick Jagger, rival ninja Yoko Ono, or bad reviews. In fact, their only enemies may be one another, as personal conflicts threaten to break them up for good. Roughly paralleling the real-world career of the Beatles, this alternate history reimagines successes, failures, and rivalries with over-the-top bizarro charm."

I have been laughing so hard I may have busted something.

This book is priceless.