Why am I watching this?
Aug. 4th, 2009 09:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dangermousie"I promise I will not hurt you again, Soraya. I am so sorry."
Ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
You have got to be kidding me. "Oooops, my bad. I thought you were someone else, kidnapped you, mistreated you, and raped you. But I didn't know you were my target's cousin and beside I totally lurve you so how can you not love me back?"
Hero appears to be honestly puzzled as to why Heroine loathes him. Let's see: you kidnapped her, dragged her around on a chain, almost drowned her, almost raped her repeatedly, threatened her with gang rape, oh, and finally raped her. Among other lovely things. Geee, I wonder why she ain't keen on you? After all, you wiped her brow when she got sick after the rape and also bought her a bracelet. Such a fine specimen of manhood you are. This said, the scene where he found out he mistreated the wrong person was GOLD. In your face, moron! You are not only violent, but dumb as some really thick bricks.
ETA: Awww, you are making her breakfast now. May I gag? But not before castrating you.
ETA2: The sad thing is that the actors are both good-looking people and have decent chemistry - in some other story I would have enjoyed watching them together but with a story like that only a psycho can ship them.
ETA3: Hero offers Heroine to stab him with a knife. Go for it, girl! But the bastard offers when there is no knife around. *sigh* Maybe you can ask for a raincheck, Heroine? Seriously - apologies? So not cutting it here. It's not "oops, I stepped on your foot" here, moron!
ETA4:"You are my most shining peal." gag gag gag - not unless you rape your pearls, she ain't, swine! It's a freaking expensive bracelet, though, so she should accept it, sell it, and hire a hitman with the money.
Ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
You have got to be kidding me. "Oooops, my bad. I thought you were someone else, kidnapped you, mistreated you, and raped you. But I didn't know you were my target's cousin and beside I totally lurve you so how can you not love me back?"
Hero appears to be honestly puzzled as to why Heroine loathes him. Let's see: you kidnapped her, dragged her around on a chain, almost drowned her, almost raped her repeatedly, threatened her with gang rape, oh, and finally raped her. Among other lovely things. Geee, I wonder why she ain't keen on you? After all, you wiped her brow when she got sick after the rape and also bought her a bracelet. Such a fine specimen of manhood you are. This said, the scene where he found out he mistreated the wrong person was GOLD. In your face, moron! You are not only violent, but dumb as some really thick bricks.
ETA: Awww, you are making her breakfast now. May I gag? But not before castrating you.
ETA2: The sad thing is that the actors are both good-looking people and have decent chemistry - in some other story I would have enjoyed watching them together but with a story like that only a psycho can ship them.
ETA3: Hero offers Heroine to stab him with a knife. Go for it, girl! But the bastard offers when there is no knife around. *sigh* Maybe you can ask for a raincheck, Heroine? Seriously - apologies? So not cutting it here. It's not "oops, I stepped on your foot" here, moron!
ETA4:"You are my most shining peal." gag gag gag - not unless you rape your pearls, she ain't, swine! It's a freaking expensive bracelet, though, so she should accept it, sell it, and hire a hitman with the money.
