A veritable bounty of Kingdom of Heaven pictures (20, in fact)

[dangermousie]

In honor of Kingdom of Heaven opening here tomorrow at midnight (I am seriously contemplating going), here are some pics. ancarett I hope your daughter likes :)


In case you have not been rendered unconsious by the following picture,

Orlando has a few words to say to you:

You WILL like my movie:


What do you mean "Why?"


Because I have a big hunking sword, that's why. What do you have, a stapler?


And I know how to use it, matey!


Also, I can ride you down on my big bad horse:


Besides, don't you want to see me smile wistfully?


Or brood artistically?


I am a good brooder:


Even Liam Neeson likes it:


Also, my outfits are perfectly color-coordinated while I brood:


I look good by firelight:


And in daylight:


And I angst:


And there are wenches. Who are very impressed by my sword:


And I am manly:


And thoughtful:


And oh-so-pretty:


And I prove, once and for all, that I do have a chin:


Have I mentioned I brood?