Twilight, delicious Twilight...
Jul. 29th, 2008 01:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dangermousieAhhh, Twilight universe of utter amusing idiocy, how I love you! And not just for the wank your fandom creates for my delectation!
Spoilers for the last book are out and apparently
Edward and Bella have a half-vampire baby. WHAT????? Heeeee. But then if vampires can sparkle and wander around in sunlight, who's to know what else they can do?
Even better, I think baby is going to be Jacob's future OTP which is a whole other universe of disturbing as Jacob=Mommy's admirer.
There is also pillow-biting apparently, on part of Edward during making out which makes me so amused I have no words.
Basically=LOL. I am so buying this thing this weekend.
My love for it comes from the same place my love for Ethel M. Dell, cheesy Bollywood, and Taiwanese romcoms comes from: my abiding love for trashy, emo cheese!
Spoilers for the last book are out and apparently
Edward and Bella have a half-vampire baby. WHAT????? Heeeee. But then if vampires can sparkle and wander around in sunlight, who's to know what else they can do?
Even better, I think baby is going to be Jacob's future OTP which is a whole other universe of disturbing as Jacob=Mommy's admirer.
There is also pillow-biting apparently, on part of Edward during making out which makes me so amused I have no words.
Basically=LOL. I am so buying this thing this weekend.
My love for it comes from the same place my love for Ethel M. Dell, cheesy Bollywood, and Taiwanese romcoms comes from: my abiding love for trashy, emo cheese!
