dangermousie | Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

There is something wrong with me.

I basically almost never slash. Ever. Clark/Lex is about the only exception.

BUT.

Heeeelp.

I would sell an elderly and unloved relative (not that I have any :P) to read hot, R-rated slash fic about President's Son and Hot Bodyguard. Maybe one where they get kidnapped by terrorists or industrial spies, or something, and are all mistreated and work out their issues and make out.

Or maybe one where Hot Bodyguard finally gets President's Son to behave, but not through following regulations :)

Great. I am writing fanfics in my head. H/c slashy fanfics.

This probably says scary and disturbing things about me.

But I am not ashamed :P