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Even though it's been 12 hours since I've seen Serenity, I am in withdrawal. I need to see it again. Tonight, wheeeeee! I am still incoherent. Best, Movie. Ever. I want the rest of my flisters to see it so I can discuss and squee and ponder with somebody! Also, Mal? So my Space Boyfriend.

In other news, watched Veronica Mars Pilot yesterday and am so hooked now. Better yet, my husband loved it too. He was in the room doing something else (and he thought VM sounded silly) and about 10 minutes in I hear a surprised voice go "this is actually good!" Then he sits next to me, and next thing I know he wants to watch the whole season with me.

Also, Logan? I love Pilot Logan. Not in a "get within a 100 feet of me" way (unless I got a shotgun) but he is certainly fun to watch from a safe distance.

Also, I love how this is film noir only with genders reversed. Wallace is the trustworthy secretary. Dad is the older/mentor person who shows the main character the ropes. Weevil: the protagonist always has a shady friend from the wrong side of the law. I guess that makes Duncan and Logan femme fatales. And while I can't see either of them with lipstick, they certainly fit the whole "emotional entanglement, full of secrets, attraction with detective" thing.

In One Tree Hill news, after 5 episodes, I give up. This is so bad, not even CMM can save it. Unless he did the whole show naked but I don't think that's the case. Another universe from VM.

Still, not even OTH deserves the stuff it gets on ff.net. Granted, OTH is no Farscape, but it doesn't deserve the horror that it sprouted on FF.net. Once again, badfic summaries. Unsual disclaimer applies: for all I know these stories are brilliant. Though perhaps not.

Anyway, courtesy of the talented writers of FF.net we learn that abuse=love, predestination is alive and well, and "The Parent Trap" is insidious.



Two souls battered by the dreadful expression of love come face to face. Coping with their pains together, is it possible for them to find love again, maybe with each other. Time will tell.Nathan and a new girl, oth couples included

Wow! Hothouse purple prose and a Mary Sue? Well, she can't be any worse than Peyton.

Major Naley, Brucas, and Jeyton, set 4 years in the future and are all happily married! the girls remain best friends and they guys play for the same team. how could their lives get any better? chapter17 is up!. write a review i love them!

We are in the army, and Major Naley is about to read 17 chapters of insipid fluff.

Lucas Scott's slightly chubby tutor and good friend Brooke Davis disappears over the summer, only to appear the first day of school of their senior year, a slender, gorgeous woman. Can Lucas compete with the flock of guys coming her way, or is it too late

And feminism looked up, saw this story and died.

naley Haley's cousin reveals Haleys not so innocent meanwhile Haley and Nathan are always arguing...is the saying 'the more hate the more love' true? CHAPTER 15 2ND HALF IS UP!

And if he wrings her neck, he'll really prove he loves her!

Chris rapes Haley. Is Nathan and Haley's marriage strong enough for Nathan to help her through this or will Haley push him to far away?

Going by the above author's logic, there is no need for Nathan to get involved as Chris clearly loves her madly! Also, why do I think that Haley's cure will be a lot of comfort sex?

AU. Lucas plays pro-basketball and Brooke is his new nanny. Yes it sounds cheesy, but give it a chance. RR.

Why does he need a nanny? Is he playing in the toddler leagues?

Half sisters Brooke and Haley detest each other, but only begin to truly fued when Brooke attracts Haley's boyfriend Lucas and Haley falls for Nathan, Brooke's best friend.

I read this three times and I still can't follow it.

Everyone knew that Brooke Davis was the town slut it was only fate that her daughter be the exact same way.

I guess it's a good thing her mother was not one-legged, because otherwise the kid would be too. Lamark is alive and well on FF.net!

AU The after story of Brooke, who fell in love, but the person who she wanted them to catch... dropped her. Will she become cynicle about love? BALEY LINK NOW WORKING

The link might be working, but not your writing skills.

Brooke is pregant. She goes home to tell Lucas but finds him in bed with someone else. What is she going to do. Oh and the langauage is kind of harsh. Chapter 7 is up.

Not as harsh as my "langauge" would be if I had to read this story.

haley james was dating derek smith and was left hert broken when he left without saying a word. can nathan fix her broken heart? what will happen when derek comes back?

He will find their missing punctuation, spelling, and capitalization?

After Haley left on tour her and Nathan got a divorce she remarried but now is a widow with a son and Nathan is married with a daughter what happens when their kids find out about their past and decide to do something about itnaley please r&r

The creators of "Parent Trap" have a lot to answer for.

being rich beatiful and having famous parents

But not able to form complete sentences.

Two Women, Two Babies, One Man. What is Luke to do? Major drama, cheating, love, love triangles, anything that makes a good story good happens in this one! SUCK AT SUMMARIES! Give it a try, i promise it is good!

And here I am, thinking that what made the story good was good writing...

This is a one tree hill and breakfast club mix, I know it's been done before but please read and review! Brucas, Naley..and maybe some Jeyton if I can figure out how to get him in here...let me know! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. Sorry it felt nec

*dies*

Date: 2005-09-30 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelana.livejournal.com
Wheee, another one falls (deservedly) into the Veronica Mars trap :) Can't wait to watch you enjoy as the season progresses.

But now I'll keep thinking of Wallace as Miss Moneypenny to Veronica's James Bond :D

Date: 2005-09-30 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I'll keep thinking of Wallace as Miss Moneypenny to Veronica's James Bond

LOL. It totally works!

Date: 2005-09-30 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadowserenity.livejournal.com
*completely dies*

I don't know this story, but I've been reading your posts. I wouldn't touch some of those summaries with a ten foot pole!

I've read that half sisters one over and over and I *still* don't get it.

I guess it's a good thing her mother was not one-legged, because otherwise the kid would be too.

LMAO!

Date: 2005-09-30 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
It's just scary that every day, while I walk on the street, I might pass by people whose brains actually come up with that and whose hands put in on line for the whole world to see. I am scared.

Date: 2005-09-30 07:57 pm (UTC)
poisontaster: character Wen Qing from The Untamed (Yeah Baby (Jaye))
From: [personal profile] poisontaster
I think you need to do something like a weekly column where you bring us the "best" (sarcastic quotes intended) of ff.net. With commentary!

Date: 2005-09-30 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I think that is a feat beyond any mortal's strength :P

I did do a whole bunch of them, under the "badfic" tag. The Harry Potter and the Star Wars ones are "the best"

Date: 2005-09-30 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyaeryn.livejournal.com
Egads! How dare you sully the good name of Farscape by even mentioning it in the same sentence as OTH? ;)

Date: 2005-09-30 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
LOL! Does it count if I did it to underline the difference between the two? :P

Love your icon. Ahhh. "A Human Reaction" is so good!

Date: 2005-09-30 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyaeryn.livejournal.com
Eh, I suppose I can forgive you. ;)

And AHR rocks. Definitely one of my all-time faves. (I'd been looking for a good icon of that shot for ages... guh. So frickin' hot.)

Date: 2005-09-30 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jammer77.livejournal.com
Also, Logan? I love Pilot Logan. Not in a "get within a 100 feet of me" way (unless I got a shotgun) but he is certainly fun to watch from a safe distance.

I'll take Logan any way I can get him. *g*

I'm sure my husband would like VM, too. It's just that he's never around when I watch it.

Serenity! *squee* Is it Sunday yet?

Date: 2005-09-30 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I'll take Logan any way I can get him. *g*

LOL. The thing is, I have no idea what I would have thought of Ep.1 Logan is I didn't know the S1 plot and didn't just watch 2.01 couple of days ago. But as is? Yum. :P

Is Serenity opening on Sunday in Canada? I guess I like living in the US then :)

Date: 2005-09-30 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jammer77.livejournal.com
No, it actually opens tonight but my husband and I won't be seeing it until Sunday. Guess I should have mentioned that--ha!

I seriously love Logan--in all his fucked up glory.

Date: 2005-09-30 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I am impressed by your patience re: Serenity :)

I seriously love Logan--in all his fucked up glory.

I think it's the "fucked up" part that makes him interesting...

Date: 2005-09-30 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com
And feminism looked up, saw this story and died.
HA!!!

This is sooo funny. I've been following your OTH posts but my internet has been too crappy to respond. I watched about 2/3 of the first season before I gave up. I tried to watch one episode last season to see if it got better but it did not. :-)

It took me a while to figure out what Brucas, Naley, and Jeyton were. I HATE silly ship names.
BUT I have a question about them: if you have Naley and Jeyton why is it Brucas and not Looke?

You need to review more ff.net summaries. This was great. :-)

Date: 2005-09-30 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
Looke? ROFL. I guess that would be the euqivalent of abbreviating Spike/Buffy as Bike.

You need to review more ff.net summaries. This was great. :-)

*is flattered* I've actually done a whole bunch. If you are masochist and want to read them all, just click on the badfic tag. I think most of them are tagged. :P

Date: 2005-09-30 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com
Bike? Oh lord!!!! That is just not good. On the other hand, it might be better than Spuffy.

I'll have to go and read your tags once I get caught up on my flist. It's so nice having constant, speedy, internet again. :-)

Date: 2005-09-30 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I am an internet addict, so I'd go nuts if I didn't have my access :)

Date: 2005-09-30 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raisintorte.livejournal.com
me too!!!! My dad hates Comcast and refuses to get high speed internet until DSL comes to his area in a few months. I kept stopping by my mom's to check my email. I'm glad it's my mom's half of the week to have me now. (Yes, I'm 25 and my parents make me equally divide my time between both of their homes when I visit).

Date: 2005-09-30 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayn-rand-fan-13.livejournal.com
The pilot was awesome, if a little excessive with its voice-overs. I love that Logan actually was a jackass, as opposed to just someone who Veronica didn't like, as can happen. The gender reversal is awesome as well. For English, I'm writing an editorial on the lack of strong, well-written female characters in television and movies. Veronica Mars is my example of a well-written character, Drew Barrymore in "Ever After" is my ,essentially, "anti-Veronica Mars".
In other news, the only thing that got me through my two tests and essay editing today was the thought of Serenity. Can't wait!

Date: 2005-09-30 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
Drew Barrymore in "Ever After" is my ,essentially, "anti-Veronica Mars".


Oh yes.

And Serenity? *is ded*

Date: 2005-09-30 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliterati.livejournal.com
Even though it's been 12 hours since I've seen Serenity, I am in withdrawal. I need to see it again. Tonight, wheeeeee! I am still incoherent. Best, Movie. Ever. I want the rest of my flisters to see it so I can discuss and squee and ponder with somebody! Also, Mal? So my Space Boyfriend.

I'm so glad to see that other people completely *fall in love* with movies too. Because every now and then I worry that maybe I just have a weird fetishization going.

Date: 2005-09-30 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
Yes, but there is not much consolation in MY being hooked on movies, because it might just be our common genetics! :P

Date: 2005-10-01 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crumpeteer.livejournal.com
Will she become cynicle about love?

Cynicle, isn't that one of those bicycles with the big wheel on the front?

Date: 2005-10-01 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
ROFL! Yes, and I wish the author was on it, rather than writing this story!

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