Sucks to be You: Logan Echolls. His Life and Woes. In Caps. Part II

[dangermousie]

Here is the second half of the Sorrows of Young Logan picspam. This deals with Season 2, so anyone who hasn't seen it, stay away as it spoils everything. For the rest of you, Logan's pain is our entertainment, so let's proceed



Continued from Part I of Logan's Castle of Angst

He ends up tapdancing on the railing of a bridge



Beaten within an inch of his life by a motorcycle gang acting on false information



And comes to with broken ribs, concussion,



And oh yeah, a dead body.



And he has to stand trial for murder.



On the plus side, Veronica likes him again.



A lot.



Until she doesn't



And takes up with his best friend instead.



Sheesh, women are so fickle. What's a burned down community pool or two? Logan probably saved some poor kid from drowning that summer. No, I am not rabid. Why do you ask?



He buries his troubles in Kendall. Literally.



But there is always Veronica.



The boy is nothing if not monomoniacal.



He even tries to win her over by wearing argyle, just like Duncan. Thus adding bad fashion to the list of his woes.



Thankfully that doesn't last long.



There is also the part where he has to spend a night in the same cell as his evil father, as he is being railroaded into prison.



Did I mention that his house got burned down?



And that the whole town hates him?



But it's understandable. It's not as if there are any murderers,



Child Molesters,



Rapists



Drug dealers



And gangsters running around the town, are there?



And he gets kidnapped and tortured,



(OK, this shot is just gratuitous, but suffering Logan is so pretty. Seeing by the scripts he writes, RT shares my opinion, so there)



And he buys sex videotapes of Lilly and his father and watches and destroys them. That's one way to spend Christmas Eve.



He manipulates a young girl to get himself out of jail, which is a sucky thing to do,



But more importantly, gives him more emo moments, so it's all good,



Especially since he and Veronica are friends again.



Sorry, but this bears repeating.



And repeating again. (Yes, I have no excuse.) Veronica must take ice baths every morning, to be able to resist



(Yup, no excuse again. Forget ice baths. She must have a Zero Kelvin internal temperature)



After more cuteness than one can bear,



He confesses his epic love to Veronica,



Who runs away,



And comes back the morning after to take him back



Only to find him with Kendall.



She is is heartbroken,



But since he is half naked at that point, my memories get a bit hazy.



Then his father gets acquitted,



Proving that awesome Clash of the Titans power rules the world.



Luckily, he gets murdered, proving that if you piss off enough people, one of them might decide he doesn't care for your movies after all.



But Logan doesn't know about all that, as he is busy saving and protecting Veronica on the roof,



And taking care of her,



And kissing her hair,



And imitating Renaissance sculptuary,



And making her pancakes,



And making shippers swoon



Currently, Young Mr. Echolls is revelling in his orphan status



And in making out with Veronica Mars.



Still, he is considering changing his name to Pauline, just in case.



The End

P.S. Before you feel too sorry for him, Logan would like to remind you "Adversity is the Diamond Dust with which Heaven polishes its jewels."



Yeah, he is freaking well polished, all right.

Comments

[thekatebeyond.livejournal.com]

You are a comedic genius. That may sound like overstatement, but it's borne out by proof: there is no other logical explanation for my ability to continue to focus on the captions in the presence of so much Loganness.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thank you :) Ahhhh...Loganness. This should be a new word in the English language, definitely.

[slayervixen.livejournal.com]

Best post ever. Its official. Oh Logan how do I love thee let me count the ways!!! I love this post your a genius I tell you!! A genius. *scrolls back up page* Nummy!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Eeeee! Icon!

The best part of making this was browsing all the Logan pictures. Yum.

[cekryst.livejournal.com]

"And imitating Renaissance sculptuary"..genius!

this thoroughly made my morning.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I had waaaay too much fun making this.

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

This whole thing is going in my memories.

And I truly thank you for this. It has made my day...

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much *blushes*

[popaddict.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I laughed way too hard reading this.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thanks....

[beatlegirl59.livejournal.com]

I just want to say, thanks for posting a pic in which you can see Logan and Kendall are both wearing pants while "going at it". That makes me feel lots better :)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL. Me too :)

[raisintorte.livejournal.com]

Okay, this is awesome! I second kate98, the captions were fantastic!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Actually, to steal from Logan (who is himself stealing from Yankee Doodle Dandy), "My father thanks you, my mother thanks you, and I thank you."

[raincitygirl.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! Sporfle!

That was so funny.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

*blushes becomingly*

[mycenae.livejournal.com]

Mmm, delicious, nutritious Loganspam.

I like Logan and the Perils of Pauline. With Weevil twirling his mustache.

Where did you get some of the larger pics? And the ones that look to be "behind-the-scenes"?

And... Why is there a skunk eating chocolate chip cookies?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

The larger glossies and behind the scenes are from "An Unforgettable Obsession" (linked to at the beginning of the first part of the picspam). You have to register (seems to be a recent requirement) but it's totally worth it, because whither hot Logan pics go, thither I goest (I think I just butchered English language or whatever).

Yup, definitely worth it. You get pics like this:

[citibyrd.livejournal.com]

This was awesome and pretty and hilarious and did I mention pretty?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And I definitely appreciate the pretty...

[sunryse00.livejournal.com]

These were great. I especially enjoyed the commentary.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[ilanala]

And this is, in a nutshell, why I like Logan. I just can't resist the angst. (And you know, it doesn't hurt that he's also awfully pretty, angsty or not.) Thanks for posting all the lovely pictures (even if there were a few scary ones I'm ignoring).

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yup. I am a sucker for angst and there so much lovely angst with Logan!

[sitebuilderchic.livejournal.com]

You. Are. AWESOME! I am all giddy at all the Logan-ness and last but not least...
HANDS IN PANTS!
Now, I'm gonna go back and drool at lovely Logan-ness

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Icon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nm973.livejournal.com]

Ha! These picspams are great! I've been reading all the stuff you've linked in the main VM community, but I haven't commented. One thing I thought of while looking at these, though, was your comment about how Logan has never been able to save any of the women in his life until Not Pictured. So true.

I did an emo-Logan poll (http://nm973.livejournal.com/111609.html) a while ago. The boy has been though just a little bit in his short life. *hee*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. Emo poll? Must take it, the boy is made for it.

Thanks!

And poor poor poor Logan. Though I do think at least some of his issues got resolved with NP. Hopefully.

[sayingwhatiam.livejournal.com]

I think this might be the best post ever, let alone the best picspam ever. It just made my day. You are awesome and magical, able to combine funny captions with totally yummy Logan pictures. :)

*adds to memories*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thank you *blushes*

[trinag.livejournal.com]

Okay this was hilarious. This: He buries his troubles in Kendall. Literally., cracked me up, lol. I'm just glad he stopped burying his troubles in her by the end of the season.

I love Logan picspam, it is the very best kind. He is so emo, and so cute, and so photogenic, the perfect combo for a great picspam. I'm definitley putting this in the memories.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

I'm just glad he stopped burying his troubles in her by the end of the season.


Oh, me too. Devoutly grateful!

[catteo.livejournal.com]

Also, apparently, there is a god. And I have been a very good girl this year in order to recieve this picspammy goodness. My new favourite word is monomaniacal. This actually made my day. Quite possibly my week. So much emo, so little time.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

LOL.

So much emo, so little time.

And so pretty while he angsts, too!!!

[havemy-heart.livejournal.com]

Hee! This is awesome! Thanks for taking the time to put together so much pretty all in one place :-D

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

You are welcome. Trust me, it was a pleasure.

[girlcontinuum.livejournal.com]

Aw, yay. I found this linked on someone else's comments, and I think making fun of Logan's tragedies while swooning when he makes that pretty sad face of his is my favorite thing to do in this fandom. Adding these to my memories, where the Logan picspams live.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Logan. Emo and funny. Perfect combo, IMO :P

[flinkkamingo3.livejournal.com]

That was just stellar. Hilarious and not too bad looking, either. Although I do have this to say: Argyle is not bad fashion!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Not an argyle fan myself, I must confess :)

[monack.livejournal.com]

I just read both parts of this - and holy crap - this was -genious-! Thank oyou for giving me something refer back to over and over and over again while I try to get through this long summer ;)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And yeah, it's going to be a long long long summer.

[sourisvho.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahaha! That? Was freaking hysterical. It must have taken you quite a while. Kudos!!!

Hmm, I need an icon focusing on the Logan hotness. I can't believe I don't have one already!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I had nothing much to do on the weekend. And Logan hotness is a wonderful thing!

[bennet-7.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEE!

Lovely picspam, definitely one for the memories.

It was only missing one thing:



A gratuitous shot of Logan's ass.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

And now the picspam is complete. How could I miss this? :)

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

Wheeeee! I love Logan and I loved this.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thanks. May I say that I LOOOOOVE your icon?

[la623.livejournal.com]

*sigh*....so pretty. :)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Yes it is.