Sucks to Be You: Logan Echolls, His Life and Woes. In Caps. Part I

[dangermousie]

Realizing that Logan was inevitably going to take over any Veronica Mars picspam produced by my fixated brain, I bow to the inevitable, bite the bullet (Logan being unavaibale for biting), and present to you:

Sucks to be you: Logan Echolls, life and angst. In caps

All Veronica Mars pictures are courtesy of Jems' VM Caps and An Unforgettable Obsession.

I am splitting this into two parts because Logan being an attention hog, this picspam is around 130 pics in total and I don't want to kill anyone's connection.


There once lived a boy named Logan.



No, not this Logan.



And not this Logan.



Not this Logan, either.

.

This Logan.



Just so it would stick in your memory.



Got it?



His name was Logan Echolls and he had only three purposes in life:



Dazzle the fangirls,



Make out with one Veronica Mars,



And wallow in emo angst be the walking proof that being rich and priveleged sucks beyond the telling of it.



His girlfriend, Lilly Kane,



Gets killed by his father who was sleeping with her.



His next girlfriend (who must be visually impaired) cheats on him with a looks-challenged biker. Here, I should insert a picture of either Caitlin or Chardo, but wouldn't you rather look as this instead?



His mother is a washed up, drugged alcoholic has-been who likes to show herself off to his teenage friends,



Right before splashing stories of Logan's father's inflidelities across the tabloids, to get a better divorce,



Not caring about what such tactics would do to her kid.



She finally dives off a bridge because of collagen shortage Aaron Echolls.



Ahhh yes, Aaron.



Sexiest Man Alive, 1980,



Lousiest Father alive, 1988-2006.



All of Logan's troubles stem from Aaron...Well, perhaps not all of them.
WARNING: Following may inspire blindness and require bleach.



Aaron is a narcissist who cares only about money and image,



Knows nothing at all about his son, including his birthday,



Oh yes, and he also abuses him,



While his drugged out mother sits calmly sipping her drink.



Did I mention that his family sucks?



There is also the part where Aaron tried to kill Veronica, Logan's current girlfriend,



And set her Dad on fire.



Yeah, Aaron has a lot of flaws. On the plus side, he grills a mean swordfish.



Is it any wonder that the boy says "What's so great about living?"



(Psssst. The Answer: Veronica Mars)



Yes, Veronica.



Veronica confuses Our Hero.



He blames her for Lilly's death



But then he hires her to look for his mother (Best thing Lynn Echolls did, jump off that bridge. Wait, are my insane shipper colors showing?)



Then they kiss



Then they make out



And make out



And make out



You get the idea?



Get a room, you two! And let us watch!



In fact,



They make out so thoroughly,



That Logan is happy



And forgets to angst!



This is how you know disaster is coooooming.



Where was I? I think I might have gotten sidetracked.



Oh yeah, angst. This is Logan's emoness post after all, not 'how to score with a hot blonde 101' (Yes, this pic was purely gratuitous).



Then she wrongly accuses him of rape,



And then she takes it back.



Then they kiss,



Then they make out,



And make out,



And make out and I am getting sidetracked again.



(This is gratuitous, I just love this shot)



Then she accuses him of murder



(Only after turning him in to the cops while pretending everything is normal).



Poor Logan!



No wonder the boy is confused.



And heart-broken. Let me make it better!



Continue to Part II of Logan's extremely photogenic woes

Comments

[sinclair-furie.livejournal.com]

I loved the beginning. How is it that SO MANY HOT MEN are named Logan?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

One of life's delicious mysteries? :P

[llz.livejournal.com]

OH GOD DARK ANGEL REFERENCE I LOVE YOU

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

:)