Fight Club: I fight you with my fashion sense

[dangermousie]

You know how sometimes there is that movie that you know is going to be bad and stupid and ridiculous and you still want to see it? Today's picspam is courtesy of one such: the Bollywood flick Fight Club. It has little in common with the American movie of the same name, as it involves boys fighting and then taking on the Mafia, all the while primping and dancing around trees. Does it have any merits? No idea. It certainly has one merit, at least: the pictures crack the hell out of me. And also, Zayed Khan and Suniel Shetty and Ashmit Patel are hot and are the only reason I am interested in checking it out.



Zayed is being cute in the Alps:



Suniel Shetty does anime style:



Zayed! I don't care if I am the sole Zayed fangirl ever. The boy is hot:



What is it, The Wild Wild West?



Or a Taiwanese soap?



The Hell? But Zayed looks hot:



Once again, anime style:



Woe:



Clothes? A. Expression? F.



Mmmmm:



Zayed color-coordinates:



Waxing is a GREAT idea:



"How dare you mock me? Hairy chests are a lady magnet!"



Umm, shower?



Gangsta!Suniel:



Fashion victims:



"I told you to wear white!"



"All the pretty boys and I ended up with the ugly one?"



Hotness is debatable, but the lack of dress isn't:



Bigger version:



Cute? Not really:



Odd angles do not artsiness make:

Comments

[autumn-yaar.livejournal.com]

ZAYED IS HAWT.

But this movie looks retarded. Minus the prettyful romantic pics with Diya. :p

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yay. I am always happy to hear I am not the only Zayed fangirl. But I really do wish he'd pick better movies. This one sounds fun only in a 'watch it and mock it with your friends' kinda way.

[autumn-yaar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I'm sure hawt guys beating each other up will be enjoyable. :p

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Dangermousie you have the best pic spam ever.

But...my eyes! They are blinded by the 'fashion' choices. Did the entire cast not only the script in the dark but also dress there?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I think this fashion is a startling excercise in masochism. Mine.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Maybe it will look better in movement? Ah, probably no.

But still it is awfully hard to resist a film that has totally abandoned shame like this one.

[ameya.livejournal.com]

haha, indeed!


Just looking at Zayed and Sunil would be enough to have me watch it in the first place anway
(i've stopped pretending not to be so shallow when it comes to such things)

That being said, i've had this movie in my posession for well over a month.. and i still haven't watched it.. Maybe i should do that tonight..

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Yes! Do it, and um, post a review so I can know just what to expect when I inevitably netflix it just to see how cracktastic it is.

[ameya.livejournal.com]

Watched it...

that third pic is actually Dino, btw. Talking to his little sister ABOUT zayed.. if that counts :D

Okay, so at first it was awful. I couldn't bring myself to look at the screen during the club dance scene. Plus the color and style of the film did lack a certain vibrancy one comes to expect, though i suppose they were trying to make the look dulled down. They only had the fight club at the beginning (though it was brought up and woven into the rest of the plot, a bit) and then they moved on..and moved to dehli. Also in the beginning was overacting by Zayed & Dino especially (and another dude but that could be attributed to his character), and i dont like ever admitting that about anyone. and also i think they should have been cast in eachothers roles.. Everything seemed to get better once Sunil was in the picture. Both because the plot picked up a bit and everyone's acting miraculously improved and he's just flippin awesome (and extremely handsome). Its unfortunate to me that they didn't bother bringing any philosophy over form the H version, just the fighting club bit. even our version didn't have a barely-wearing-clothes cat fight though! i went :-o.

annnyway. It had enough pretty people (especially sunil (hense the mentioning him 80 times) cuz he had long hair and goode clothes and had a goode (but still a 'bad' guy kinda) character) to be worth a watch anyway. By the end It turned out to be a decent movie, but i was really worried there for a while.

But i'm all for permentantly outlawing bollymen from sexy dancing on beaches in half undone OVERALLS. Yikes. You can even see the horror in that picture you have.. it almost looks okay there, but it really, really wasn't. Ouch. In fact, all the songs were boring and I think it would have been better off as a not-musical.. and i dont think i've ever said that about anything before.

so yeah, i'm no goode at reviews, but there are my random thoughts. :)

[ameya.livejournal.com]

:p I referenced le dangermousie a few times since i know she'll read it too.. but i know you aren't here and i wasn't confused.. just to clarify ^_^

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Excellent review! Thanks for letting me know it's worth sitting through for the second half. And this

But i'm all for permentantly outlawing bollymen from sexy dancing on beaches in half undone OVERALLS.

Okay, there must be pictures of this?

[ameya.livejournal.com]

you can kinda see it in that picture up there.. but it doesn't look as bad as it was. Overalls are not sexy.. he looked like a missplaced farmboy! Who was sunburnt even! Oy.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am afraid that picture does not show the full horror. That may have something to do with it not showing him dancing full length in them. That is probably one animated icon I don't need to see.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

OMG. Sounds hilariously awful. Now I must watch. overalls: shudder!!!!!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes YES. Totally see it because I want to read about the craziness.

[rajni.livejournal.com]

I like Zayed, too! He's a cutie.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yay. He is so yummy.

[adhuri-roshni.livejournal.com]

Zayed is definitely a hottie! Especially now that he's buffed up a little.

Heeled cowboy boots? And Dino's wearing overalls! At least he was! This movie is just all over the place. Oh Bollywood, you do crack like no other. ;)

[ameya.livejournal.com]

Oh Bollywood, you do crack like no other. ;)

LOL - indeeeed. And yes, the overalls were painful to watch!

[adhuri-roshni.livejournal.com]

Actually I think I recognize your other icon from the post about this in ohnotheydidnt from awhile back. I didn't see the link until recently. Kudos to sitting through it. I don't think even the sexy dancing is enough to make me want to look for it. :P

[ameya.livejournal.com]

LOL wow.. yeah i did post about it in there.. though i didn't watch it until yesterday.

The dancing was actually not sexy at all.. but they tried.

It was decent in the second half.. but the first part was killllller. >_<

btw, I added your journal.. hope you dont mind :)

[adhuri-roshni.livejournal.com]

Hah yeah definitely not watching it. Sure added you back. :)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heeled vowboy boots. Sigh. Really, what do Bolly designers think they are doing? More importantly, what is their drug of choice?

[fivil.livejournal.com]

I almost want to see that film. Almost. I tell myself I should see at least one film with these model-turned-actor types such as Dino Morea. But then again, bleh, sounds like a real waste of time. I do like Suniel in side roles, though, so who knows. Maybe it's something to download at some point.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I've seen Dino and much as I usually agree with the fact that those models are hot (case in point: Milind Soman, John Abraham, Arjun Rampal) I don't find him attractive in the least. If you want to see him in a decent movie, he has a small role in Kanudokein Kanodokein (sp?), the Tamil movie with Tabu and Aish that is Sense and Sensibility retold.