Mystery Theater 3000 called: they say they love the pleather

[dangermousie]

Oh Hrithik, Hrithik, how much do you spoil me? Not only are you gorgeous in that romance-novel-cover way, but you insist in acting in horrible movies that fill me with glee and sporting pleather at the least opportunity. How much better can it get?

Well, I am not sure, since the ante has just been upped with Krrish, Hrithik Roshan's new upcoming movie. It's supposed to be India's first superhero movie (what, have they forgot the atrocious theft remake of Superman?), but the whole enterprise is undermined by Hrithik's poofy hair and the coat he has clearly stolen from Trinity. Well, you might say undermined. I would definitely say enhanced.

This is a movie that will fill me with glee: hot guy, ridiculous get-up, plot that is delicious to mock and outfits even worse? Thank you, Rakesh Roshan, the director of this baby (and the mastermind behind such gems as "Koyla" which must be seen to be believed). May your bizarre attempts to fetishize your son always remain so entertaining.


Fear me, and my radioactive glow or a romance novel cover of doom:





OMG. Glee unparalleled:



"What is with the pleather? What do you mean you only wear that on weekends?"



Wouldn't that outfit squeak terribly?



I can not possibly make any comment to match the beauty of this pic. It stands alone:



"Dammit, they told me the S&M convention was that way!"



"Well, this can't be any worse than The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"



Hrithik dances with the devil in the pale moonlight:



Investing in all that pleather made Hrithik too broke to buy a full shirt:



Meet Priscilla, Mistress of Pain. Or at least of Mild Discomfort:



Hrithik the lifelike hood ornament:



I know Bollywood heros often have their own thunder, but Hrithik seems to have gone a step beyond and gotten his own lightning:



Scary aliens. No really, they don't look human:



"Free! Free at last! Now if I could only get better clothes than the bandages even a Mummy wouldn't look at:"



Hrithik's dangerous quest for normal clothes:



And a less tacky angle:



Seriously, do I even NEED to make comments?



"I shall avenge the loss of my hairstylist!"



Seriously, Trinity is looking for her coat. And she will be PISSED to find out where it went:



This future will consist of inventing a really REALLY tacky keyboard:



Definitely keyboard. Next up, world's smallest violin:



"Wait, you are not Mary Jane!"
"Hey, you are no Peter Parker, either."



Hrithik is ashamed to show his face:



"Grandma, I promise to not marry any superheroine in slutty clothes but a good girl you will find for me:"



"Hey, at least I am free from pleather"



"Ahhh, here it is:"



The audience reaction on seeing "Krrish:"



The attack of the hair monster. And a scary dearth of shampoo. That is the plot of the sequel "Krrish Returns. And cleans his hair."









The Mummy Returns:



Posters gakked from ameya

Comments

[thelana.livejournal.com]

The audience reaction on seeing "Krrish:"

Gah! That's my favorite :D

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Well, mine would probably be full blown hysterics, but I would imagine people would be more reserved.

And the pleather! Oh God. This movie is bound to be some sort of fetish favorite.

[vierran45.livejournal.com]

ROFL! The pictures are hilarious! I think Krrish will be a very entertaining film though not in a way the makers of it intended it to be...

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Good movie? No way. Something I am eager to see? Heck yeah!

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

The Crow called. He wants his outfits and makeup back.

Nothing says "superhero" like an outfit that takes baby powder to get out of.

Hrithik the lifelike hood ornament:

I was thinking more "wedding cake", but hood ornament works too.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

Nothing says "superhero" like an outfit that takes baby powder to get out of.

Forget baby powder. He'd have to be melted down and poured in and out of his clothes.

[weissman.livejournal.com]

Yes I can see Super Hero movies with singing and dancing can be disconcerting. A question, what super power if any does this guy have, or is he a version of Batman.

Bob

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I love singing and dancing movies. And I love superhero movies. Heck, I wouldn't even mind a combo of the two. But this looks dreadful. So dreadful it's good, actually.

is he a version of Batman

No idea actually. Probably superpowers though.

[weissman.livejournal.com]

The super ability to always have perfect hair?. I just cracked myself up!
Bob

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

He's gonna have superpowers that he inherited from his father, who got HIS superpowers from aliens. Yeah. I love Bollywood :)

[weissman.livejournal.com]

Alien super powers, wow thats so Cool. Bob bangs head on desk.

Bob

[jonaki.livejournal.com]

Haha, you always crack me up with your captions.

In the picture where Hritik is in the air with a sword and looks crazy, there is a sign board that actually says Sister Needs money for Operation Too much!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

there is a sign board that actually says Sister Needs money for Operation Too much!

OMG, you are KIDDING! But you are totally right. That is hilarious. I love RR.

[syliasyliasylia.livejournal.com]

Priceless!!! I love the poster with Romantic Novel Hrithik with a touch of Fabio! Seriously, I have to see this one... it looks comedy gold! :D

Hrithik's dangerous quest for normal clothes
*chortles*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I am looking forward to this one almost as much as I do to Fanaa, Yagna, Water and KANK but for entirely different reasons.

[aliterati.livejournal.com]

Argh! Must see it! Please, please, please tell me it's coming out in a theater.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Of course it is. It's intended to be one of the biggest blockbusters of the year. *shudder shudder*

I'll let you know when it hits the screen.

[iheartpotatoes.livejournal.com]

In the movie poster, Hrithik looks so much like Grey's Anatomy's Patrick Dempsey that it makes my head/heart hurt. Ohhhh, teh pretty....

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heh. I am afraid I am still cackling over the outfit :)

[kabutar.livejournal.com]

OMG, I am dying. The one where it looks like they're strung up hanging by their hair? priceless.

I noticed the 'sister needs money for operation' thing too.

What the heck is Priyanka doing in this film anyway??

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

What the heck is Priyanka doing in this film anyway??

Making money? :P Seriously though, while Hrithik movies are always full of publicity and this is a high profile thing, the Roshan movies always put the girl into the background. She should just ask Amisha Patel.

But she does have that movie with SRK coming out, and Sahib Bibi Aur Gulam, so I hope her trajectory is set because I love the girl.

[kabutar.livejournal.com]

But that's the thing :P she has plenty of career opportunities ahead lol. and she's got a good lineup, so... :\?

[wasabi-girl1.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight...

You didn't like Koyla?! ;)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I love Koyla. Koyla is a movie that makes me happy to have discovered Bollywood. It is also one of the worst movies ever. Ergo, it's perfect :)

[wasabi-girl1.livejournal.com]

I loved it! There was nothing much wrong with it, in my opinion. I guess I'm too used to Govinda movies. :P

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. I am so going to see this film. It will possibly outclass Humko Tumse Pyaar Hai. What am I saying? That is a given.

I am also impressed by the fact that this superhero has his own wind machine. More of them should follow suit.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

this superhero has his own wind machine.

What kind of good superhero wouldn't? Now all he needs is a cape.

That is a given

HTPH is pedestrian amateurism compared to such brilliant cheese!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

HTPH is pedestrian amateurism compared to such brilliant cheese!

I know! I am just in awe of this film and the wonders it promises. Also I was so overcome that I posted a link on my lj. Because more people need to know about this film! (Hope you don't mind).

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Of course I don't mind. This masterpiece should be seen by all!

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHAHA! This movie is going to be so fun to watch. I can't wait :D

Also, stole a still or two for iconing purposes :)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I can't wait either. Maybe it will even replace Koyla in my affections. Would love to see the icons.

[autumn-yaar.livejournal.com]

He looks like Batman. =P

Really not looking forward to this one. :\

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Batman with a very bad stylist :)

[fivil.livejournal.com]

This film will be beautiful. BEAUTIFUL. I used to want to go see KMG before this one but now I'm thinking, maybe I'll just go see this one. Since I hear KMG was actually good and stuff.

"Well, this can't be any worse than The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
Wouldn't be so sure, Naseeruddinji...

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, KMG was actually good. And Hrithik was excellent in it. But this looks like KMG's insane, crack-addled child. I can't wait.

[rparvaaz.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I thought KMG was hoorendous, so horrendous that I loved it. Did a rather snarky review of it too. :)

[chalkare.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Your captions are hilarious! :D Ah, some of these pics are pretty. Hmmm, you think Jadoo will make a special appearance somewhere in teh film? :P

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised :)

[eclexys.livejournal.com]

*sigh* and I was hoping for a blue alien dancing again. :(

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

No such luck :) Unless you mean Hrithik :P

[eclexys.livejournal.com]

If the man actually turns blue, it'd be kind of cool to watch. But no, I meant the ET...
:)

[isha-libran.livejournal.com]

*is dead from ze giggles*

OMG!! Hrithik, the hood ornament! Although, on second thought, he looks more like a figure on the wedding cake of an S and M couple... =)

Now that's I've seen these pics, I really can't wait to see the movie...I think I'm actually going to die laughing...

And I must thank you, btw--you helped me win a bet with my dad.

I told him last year that I was dead sure R Roshan would have Rekha's miraculously unaged grandma character raising 'Krissshhh'. And poor deluded man, he was under the impression that I would be proved wrong, because Roshan couldn't possibly think the audience would be dumb enough to swallow that.

*snort* Yeah, right.