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dangermousieI think I have just found the most awesomely straightforward badfic summary ever:
From FF.net:
HYD fic with Mary Sue instead of Makino
Rock on, badfic author, with your shameless self! At least you are honest! And I checked, no, it's not a parody. (For those who don't know, Makino Tsukushi is the canon heroine of HYD aka Hana Yori Dango which is manga/anime/Taiwanese live action/Japanese live action).
You got to admire this.
Honest.
You know what's even better? Apparently the author picked her summary as a result of something said in a flame *dies*
Don't believe me?
I bring proof.
Here is one of two reviews this fic has:
Not only is your character a Mary Sue but the story itself has no originality. All you did was erase Makino from existence and replaced her with your Sue. This is awful! I've seen a lot of Mary Sues in my life but only a few ever step into the boundaries of APOCALYPTIC. Don't you feel the least bit ashamed that all you did was plagiarize what happened in the manga, anime, Japanese Drama and Meteor Garden? Jesus H. Christ! Your summary should be: HYD with a Mary Sue instead of Makino. Because that is what you did. You took all that happened to Makino and the F4, replaced Makino with the sue and claimed it as your own fanfic. You should be ashamed of yourself.
The other review is equally awesome if for different reasons:
this is the real movie right??
if it is i luv it!!
cuz i only heard it from my friends so i don't really understand wat they were talkin about!!
YAY thanks!!
Oh, FF.net. Never change.
ETA: This summary is almost as awesome: AU fic. The Domyouji family has three children, Tsubaki, the oldest, Tsukasa, the second and Tsukushi, the youngest. For some reasons, Tsukasa hates Tsukushi with a passion. No incest!
The no incest warning kills me. Yeah, that's definitely something you have to warn people about. It kills me almost as much as the fact that the author made the OTP of HYD into...non-incest-having siblings. Bwaaaaah?
ETA 2: What happens when a Robinhood like Tsukushi steals from a bad tempered Prince Tsukasa? A romantic HYD story with an animal twist.Sorry had to change the description of the story. .
Animal twist? Don't tell me bestiality is the new 'in.'
ETA 3: The Makinos are not Tsukushi's real parents. Who are her real parents ? What happens when she finds out who her real parents are ? Will she be with Tsukasa ? If this was a Korean drama, I'd lay odds on who the real parents are. Hint. Author of ETA 1 summary would not approve :D
ETA 4: I have finally found a summary which made me speechless. Seriously. Gaping. I have cancer. That loud crack had to be his heart. So now...Tsukasa has to...cook? Never saw that coming. Please Review.
ETA the Last: And we have our Bulwer-Lytton contest winner: Blundering Into The Depths Of Despair by [name deleted to protect the innocent]: In the serenity of the night, Hanazawa Rui's calm, impassive façade shatters to reveal his innermost thoughts of the cruel twist of fate domineering his life. Memories, dreams, fantasies whirl about as he recollects the happy moments of the past.
From FF.net:
HYD fic with Mary Sue instead of Makino
Rock on, badfic author, with your shameless self! At least you are honest! And I checked, no, it's not a parody. (For those who don't know, Makino Tsukushi is the canon heroine of HYD aka Hana Yori Dango which is manga/anime/Taiwanese live action/Japanese live action).
You got to admire this.
Honest.
You know what's even better? Apparently the author picked her summary as a result of something said in a flame *dies*
Don't believe me?
I bring proof.
Here is one of two reviews this fic has:
Not only is your character a Mary Sue but the story itself has no originality. All you did was erase Makino from existence and replaced her with your Sue. This is awful! I've seen a lot of Mary Sues in my life but only a few ever step into the boundaries of APOCALYPTIC. Don't you feel the least bit ashamed that all you did was plagiarize what happened in the manga, anime, Japanese Drama and Meteor Garden? Jesus H. Christ! Your summary should be: HYD with a Mary Sue instead of Makino. Because that is what you did. You took all that happened to Makino and the F4, replaced Makino with the sue and claimed it as your own fanfic. You should be ashamed of yourself.
The other review is equally awesome if for different reasons:
this is the real movie right??
if it is i luv it!!
cuz i only heard it from my friends so i don't really understand wat they were talkin about!!
YAY thanks!!
Oh, FF.net. Never change.
ETA: This summary is almost as awesome: AU fic. The Domyouji family has three children, Tsubaki, the oldest, Tsukasa, the second and Tsukushi, the youngest. For some reasons, Tsukasa hates Tsukushi with a passion. No incest!
The no incest warning kills me. Yeah, that's definitely something you have to warn people about. It kills me almost as much as the fact that the author made the OTP of HYD into...non-incest-having siblings. Bwaaaaah?
ETA 2: What happens when a Robinhood like Tsukushi steals from a bad tempered Prince Tsukasa? A romantic HYD story with an animal twist.Sorry had to change the description of the story. .
Animal twist? Don't tell me bestiality is the new 'in.'
ETA 3: The Makinos are not Tsukushi's real parents. Who are her real parents ? What happens when she finds out who her real parents are ? Will she be with Tsukasa ? If this was a Korean drama, I'd lay odds on who the real parents are. Hint. Author of ETA 1 summary would not approve :D
ETA 4: I have finally found a summary which made me speechless. Seriously. Gaping. I have cancer. That loud crack had to be his heart. So now...Tsukasa has to...cook? Never saw that coming. Please Review.
ETA the Last: And we have our Bulwer-Lytton contest winner: Blundering Into The Depths Of Despair by [name deleted to protect the innocent]: In the serenity of the night, Hanazawa Rui's calm, impassive façade shatters to reveal his innermost thoughts of the cruel twist of fate domineering his life. Memories, dreams, fantasies whirl about as he recollects the happy moments of the past.
