The Battlestar of Badfic
Dec. 20th, 2006 06:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dangermousieThe Battlestar Galactica section on ff.net is making my eyes bleed.
Samples:
Crossover with Stargate. They have known each other their whole life. But they only meet in their dreams. Will they ever meet in real life?
Yes folks. It's Lee and Sam doing Peter Ibbetson. God help us all.
BSG Season 3: After seeing the president and the admiral fight once again, the Quorum with the help of Tom Zarek decides on an appropriate arrangement for Roslin and Adama.
That arrangement? They get into a forced arranged marriage. Yes. Exactly. I can so see that.
This is a FF for the new series i suck at writing summaries so just be nice and read my story already! lol and later on there will be some BillLaura, ApolloStarbuck, HeloAthena, and its about two humans found drifting in space and their story.
You apparently suck at capitalization and grammar too, lol.
Lee got married shortly after Zaks funeral but never told Adama or Kara.
How I love the Mary Sues! Almost as much as they love Lee, apparently.
This is Post Unfinished Business, my version of what i think should happen next. P.S. working on my diolague skills.
Next up. Working on using spell-check.
What if Kara and Sam had met before the Cylons destroyed the world? What if she even met him while she was on the amateur pyramid circuit and they were friends?
What if I screamed in horror upon discovering this? There isn't much Kara/Anders fic out there as is. Must even such a tiny ship have the 'everyone is sunshine and puppies' fic?
Story has a life of its own. Starts out with SharonHelo, AndersKara, KaraLee, etc. Then it continues with their children. Happy rar!
Rar (whoever he is) might be happy, but I am not.
Bill and Laura's kitten vie for her affections.
Bwaaaaah?
Samples:
Crossover with Stargate. They have known each other their whole life. But they only meet in their dreams. Will they ever meet in real life?
Yes folks. It's Lee and Sam doing Peter Ibbetson. God help us all.
BSG Season 3: After seeing the president and the admiral fight once again, the Quorum with the help of Tom Zarek decides on an appropriate arrangement for Roslin and Adama.
That arrangement? They get into a forced arranged marriage. Yes. Exactly. I can so see that.
This is a FF for the new series i suck at writing summaries so just be nice and read my story already! lol and later on there will be some BillLaura, ApolloStarbuck, HeloAthena, and its about two humans found drifting in space and their story.
You apparently suck at capitalization and grammar too, lol.
Lee got married shortly after Zaks funeral but never told Adama or Kara.
How I love the Mary Sues! Almost as much as they love Lee, apparently.
This is Post Unfinished Business, my version of what i think should happen next. P.S. working on my diolague skills.
Next up. Working on using spell-check.
What if Kara and Sam had met before the Cylons destroyed the world? What if she even met him while she was on the amateur pyramid circuit and they were friends?
What if I screamed in horror upon discovering this? There isn't much Kara/Anders fic out there as is. Must even such a tiny ship have the 'everyone is sunshine and puppies' fic?
Story has a life of its own. Starts out with SharonHelo, AndersKara, KaraLee, etc. Then it continues with their children. Happy rar!
Rar (whoever he is) might be happy, but I am not.
Bill and Laura's kitten vie for her affections.
Bwaaaaah?
