A little bit of badfic mocking
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dangermousieOhhh, It’s been so long since I’ve done one of these.
And I am grumpy, so this is extra fun.
Badfic summaries from FF.net (disclaimer: I am only going by the summaries. For all I know, the stories migth be amazing. But then again…seeing it’s FF.net). I am not even going to bother mocking. They speak for themselves.
HARRY POTTER (aka the fandom that keeps on giving)
OK, this is not a summary, but an intro paragraph. I’d snark, but my jaw is still open:
Fleur knew… she just didn’t care. It was her wedding night and she wanted to enjoy it with her friends, not her husband. He had long gone from their reception, on their honeymoon which she was pretending to be on right now. Her features covered by a glamour so no one could tell who she was. She didn’t mind her husband was gay and had gone off with his boyfriend; she had only married him to escape an arranged marriage. They were friends and he had told her he would help her as long as he didn’t have to give up the one he really loved. She had agreed, she’d always known about Bill’s lover.
Btw, his lover? Harry. Whyyyyyy? Is it the new chic pairing, Harry/Bill? Why? Whyyyyyyyy? *yells ricochet off walls*
ONE SHOT Bill refelcts on the first funrel he ever went to after Dumbldores.
Yes. It was one for missing letters.
OneShot. Bill meets Harry for the first time when they both come to the Burrow for the International Quidditch Cup. Something about the boy makes it hard for Bill to think of anything else. Mild shounen ai, Bill&Harry. Long awaited sequel is up!
The scariest thing about this one? It has 43 reviews.
Wizards and Witches are going missing.Officially,the Ministry is baffled.Unofficially? Well, let's just say that the Ministry has been aware of the Arena for quite some time,and even Harry Potter,the famous Boy Who Lived,is not exempt from it's clutches..
Apparently, wizards aren't the only thing missing. Spaces between words have been taken as well. Or maybe they just ran away from terror as Harry Potter does Mad Max.
The Marauders are back for their 7th year at Hogwarts. Join the Gryffindors as they deal with love, pain, and vicious trials that will end up defining who they are. Has nothing to do with Rowling's story line. SLASH and MPREG
Kill. Kill. KILL.
ok, bout sirius, not my first fic, like my 3rd. about sirius at home...R&R pleaz not a oneshot not sure how to rate it either
Not sure how to spell, either.
STAR WARS a.k.a. Hasn't Anakin suffered enough?
Christa Xha wanted nothing more in the Universe than ObiWan Kenobi's love. WILL HER HAPPINESS BE SHORT LIVED? AND WILL OBI WAN STAY WITH THE ORDER? WARNING: Mature Sensuality in chapters 8, and 33. Han Solo is born. Anakin n Padme are in love.
How mature can it be? You sound fourteen. Also, 33 chapters? 33????? I weep for humanity. And so does Han Solo, who is apparently a Mary Sue offspring.
Natalie, a fifteenyearold Earth girl, finds out she is a jedi. She is, basically,living her Earth life. She has to cope with boys, school work, peer pressure, and even Count Dooku! Has most of the characters plus a few of my own!
Well, at least her name doesn’t have twelve syllables. But I bet she has amethyst eyes.
What if there was somebody else that was strong in the force like Anakin? What if Anakin never fell in love with Padme? What if Luke had the guidance of his mother? Read and find out!
What if you never wrote the dreadful Mary Sue? Don’t read and find out.
When three friends are transported from our world to the Jedi Temple chaos ensues, as the friends bumble their way through the process of becoming Jedi Knights.
Kill me now. No wait. Kill them.
Adri is a young girl in the Jedi Order. she has amnesia, and becomes the closest friend of ObiWan Kenobi. She sees his destiny, but what destiny is in for her? R&R
Her destiny? To be trapped as a Mary Sue in a horrific story.
This is Star Wars about 17 years after Episode VI, and I'm Han and Leia's daugher, Karia. It's basically all the fun things about Star Wars, like the Force and lightsabers and stuff like that. I'm saying Episodes 7,8, and 9 never happend.
Star Wars done by Nicolodeon.
Set about three years after Girls Lie, too. Obiwan and Padme have set up their life and family on Naboo. But unexpected visits and circumstances mean changes for the Kenobi famliy. OBIDALA! p.s. i dont own Star wars!
And I was so sure you were George Lucas, too.
Padmé is a slave on Tatoonie, her life is empty until she meets two Jedi, ObiWan and Anakin. But what happens when Padmé and ANakin fall in love? Will the order and Padmé's master keep them apart?
Tatoonie. Baby speak for tattoo? Or merely a body part of the author I want to kick?
In an alternate universe, if qui gon had had a daughter. the story follows her throughout her life. this is my first fan fiction, but feel free to offer approval or constructive criticism. no flames, please.
Maybe no flames, but surely some capitalization?
Before the final battle to destroy the death star II, a daughter searches for the truth, and a father discovers the extent of the deception that imprisons his soul. The chase is on, the hunt begins. There is no escape it is their destiny.
OMG. The Skywalker family is dooooomed to repeat the never-ending pattern, isn’t it?
Ten years after the events of ROTS, Darth Vader is unable to avoid tormenting visions of his unborn child. But hope might still exist for him somewhere in the farthest flung regions of the galaxy...
Wow. Vader is definitely evil. He torments even the visions of his child.
And I am grumpy, so this is extra fun.
Badfic summaries from FF.net (disclaimer: I am only going by the summaries. For all I know, the stories migth be amazing. But then again…seeing it’s FF.net). I am not even going to bother mocking. They speak for themselves.
HARRY POTTER (aka the fandom that keeps on giving)
OK, this is not a summary, but an intro paragraph. I’d snark, but my jaw is still open:
Fleur knew… she just didn’t care. It was her wedding night and she wanted to enjoy it with her friends, not her husband. He had long gone from their reception, on their honeymoon which she was pretending to be on right now. Her features covered by a glamour so no one could tell who she was. She didn’t mind her husband was gay and had gone off with his boyfriend; she had only married him to escape an arranged marriage. They were friends and he had told her he would help her as long as he didn’t have to give up the one he really loved. She had agreed, she’d always known about Bill’s lover.
Btw, his lover? Harry. Whyyyyyy? Is it the new chic pairing, Harry/Bill? Why? Whyyyyyyyy? *yells ricochet off walls*
ONE SHOT Bill refelcts on the first funrel he ever went to after Dumbldores.
Yes. It was one for missing letters.
OneShot. Bill meets Harry for the first time when they both come to the Burrow for the International Quidditch Cup. Something about the boy makes it hard for Bill to think of anything else. Mild shounen ai, Bill&Harry. Long awaited sequel is up!
The scariest thing about this one? It has 43 reviews.
Wizards and Witches are going missing.Officially,the Ministry is baffled.Unofficially? Well, let's just say that the Ministry has been aware of the Arena for quite some time,and even Harry Potter,the famous Boy Who Lived,is not exempt from it's clutches..
Apparently, wizards aren't the only thing missing. Spaces between words have been taken as well. Or maybe they just ran away from terror as Harry Potter does Mad Max.
The Marauders are back for their 7th year at Hogwarts. Join the Gryffindors as they deal with love, pain, and vicious trials that will end up defining who they are. Has nothing to do with Rowling's story line. SLASH and MPREG
Kill. Kill. KILL.
ok, bout sirius, not my first fic, like my 3rd. about sirius at home...R&R pleaz not a oneshot not sure how to rate it either
Not sure how to spell, either.
STAR WARS a.k.a. Hasn't Anakin suffered enough?
Christa Xha wanted nothing more in the Universe than ObiWan Kenobi's love. WILL HER HAPPINESS BE SHORT LIVED? AND WILL OBI WAN STAY WITH THE ORDER? WARNING: Mature Sensuality in chapters 8, and 33. Han Solo is born. Anakin n Padme are in love.
How mature can it be? You sound fourteen. Also, 33 chapters? 33????? I weep for humanity. And so does Han Solo, who is apparently a Mary Sue offspring.
Natalie, a fifteenyearold Earth girl, finds out she is a jedi. She is, basically,living her Earth life. She has to cope with boys, school work, peer pressure, and even Count Dooku! Has most of the characters plus a few of my own!
Well, at least her name doesn’t have twelve syllables. But I bet she has amethyst eyes.
What if there was somebody else that was strong in the force like Anakin? What if Anakin never fell in love with Padme? What if Luke had the guidance of his mother? Read and find out!
What if you never wrote the dreadful Mary Sue? Don’t read and find out.
When three friends are transported from our world to the Jedi Temple chaos ensues, as the friends bumble their way through the process of becoming Jedi Knights.
Kill me now. No wait. Kill them.
Adri is a young girl in the Jedi Order. she has amnesia, and becomes the closest friend of ObiWan Kenobi. She sees his destiny, but what destiny is in for her? R&R
Her destiny? To be trapped as a Mary Sue in a horrific story.
This is Star Wars about 17 years after Episode VI, and I'm Han and Leia's daugher, Karia. It's basically all the fun things about Star Wars, like the Force and lightsabers and stuff like that. I'm saying Episodes 7,8, and 9 never happend.
Star Wars done by Nicolodeon.
Set about three years after Girls Lie, too. Obiwan and Padme have set up their life and family on Naboo. But unexpected visits and circumstances mean changes for the Kenobi famliy. OBIDALA! p.s. i dont own Star wars!
And I was so sure you were George Lucas, too.
Padmé is a slave on Tatoonie, her life is empty until she meets two Jedi, ObiWan and Anakin. But what happens when Padmé and ANakin fall in love? Will the order and Padmé's master keep them apart?
Tatoonie. Baby speak for tattoo? Or merely a body part of the author I want to kick?
In an alternate universe, if qui gon had had a daughter. the story follows her throughout her life. this is my first fan fiction, but feel free to offer approval or constructive criticism. no flames, please.
Maybe no flames, but surely some capitalization?
Before the final battle to destroy the death star II, a daughter searches for the truth, and a father discovers the extent of the deception that imprisons his soul. The chase is on, the hunt begins. There is no escape it is their destiny.
OMG. The Skywalker family is dooooomed to repeat the never-ending pattern, isn’t it?
Ten years after the events of ROTS, Darth Vader is unable to avoid tormenting visions of his unborn child. But hope might still exist for him somewhere in the farthest flung regions of the galaxy...
Wow. Vader is definitely evil. He torments even the visions of his child.
