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The Saiyuki section of ff.net makes me want to end the world to stop the pain.

You don't even need to know anything about the story to find these awful (really short summary: four guys fight demons).

A short poem about Sanzo, it is an ancient form of love poem used widely in African culture. Titled My Sun because he is! Rated K for safety! Please R&R It is appreciated and I will return the favor!

You mean you will favorably review MY poem? The one entitled "FF.net makes me want to die," which will wonder how nonexistent the embarassment level is in some people?

A girl with a dark past and an ability to make bad jokes finds Sanzoikkou in a restaurant by accident. What will happen to all of them? Find out by reading the rest! OCxHakkai

Hasn't the poor man suffered enough already?

What if Kanan's child was really Gonou’s? A year after her death, Hakkai’s been living with Gojyo for a while, and they’ve fallen into the commonplace normalcy of life. But when a woman comes with another chance, what will happen to Hakkai? Mpreg

Apparently not. I think Hakkai is about to claw his other eye out.

The four friends were doing just fine before Sanzo made the mistake of saving Sabi's life, placing her under lifedebt. Obeying her pride and honor, the manhating expriestess will follow them everywhere, bringing change along with her...

Does this Mary Sue even make sense? But I can see why the characters get cranky about saving of others if every time they do, a Mary Sue is born.

Sometimes the subconcious is smarter than the rest of the brain put together. HakkaiGojyo

And then there are all the other times. Like this fic.

All is not as it seems, and love isn't always perfect. HakkaiGojyo. Warnings: Abuse. My apologies?

I think the only abuse involved is that of the audience.


Four teenage girls find themselves in Shangri La. After joining up with the Sanzo party, they soon find they aren’t the only new comers. And the others aren’t very friendly. Much battling, laughter and tears ensue.

And then the REAL Sanzo party comes up, and they are all viped out. And peace reigns again.

[By Meichan] Mai Shima has found herself being 'courted' by the most popular guy in her school, Son Goku! With this new love comes all the 'family problems'... but with problems of her own, can her new love stay strong? Please give reviews! chap 2's up!

The author lacks 'common sense.' Also, I fail to see the connection of a high-school Mary Sue and the original 'story.' Oh, and for good measure, '', '', '', ''

“Kougaiji… can I go home?” Goku whispered, his fingers tracing the trickling morning dew on the glazing. Kougaiji, who still covers himself under the white sheets of the blanket and enjoying the luxury of relaxation, threw his shirt to Goku.

And this author is clearly in a competition not to just write ick-inducing stuff, but to jam as many verb tense changes into as few sentences as possible.

Sanzo didn't controlled his sensitivity which made Goku to ran out of their abode. Will Sanzo find a way to get back his love or will Goku find his own way?

Abode? ROFL. Also, how does sensitivity make others run out? "Ohhh, I can't stand that you are soooo sensitive. I will drown myself in the river!" I am not even going to touch the quasi-incest ickiness of this ship, or the fact that the real Goku and Sanzo seem to have been possessed by emo 12 year old girls.

Nope… this is not your ordinary 4 girls from OUR world go to Saiyuki world and have their favorite character fall for them. Nope. This is slightly different. R'n'R. BTW, I have done lots of editing.

The optimistic tone of this is rather endearing. In a "hit me over the head with a brick to stop me from hurting" kinda way.

[Chapter 5 finally up!] Sanzo’s party was having a quiet dinner when a young woman entered the place. Surprise, surprise she ended up kissing Goku!

Yeah, I felt surprise. If by surprise you mean "morbid curiousity to see which character will the Mary Sue latch on."

Can an ice youkai soften a cold monk's heart? Will the monk be able to comfort the youkai? Or both? Will they develop feelings for each other?

Will this story suck as badly as I think it must, or will it be slightly worse?

When the Sanzo party gets side tracked a goddess is sent to make sure they keep on track. But maybe this goddess isn't the right one for the job. Strong Language. Please R&R

Yeah, strong language is mine.

After a fight with youkais were Goku almost got hurt, Sanzo suddenly drifts away. Goku ran away because of depression, Sanzo almost comitting suicide also because of depression.. Hakkai and Gojyo tried to convinces them to see things in a different way..

I think this sudden mass onslaught of depression is a result of them coming across this story on ff.net

Set right after Goku was found. Sanzo gets into trouble, and is saved by a woman. But she isn't any normal persons. What is this feeling building in Sanzo's closed heart?

It's the feeling of dread on being stuck in another Mary Sue story. Or maybe a heart attack from all the cheese.

When Gojyo's little sister tags along with the guys, things can get a little hecktic. Espically when Gojyo and his sister start to fight. WHat will happen on this crazy adventure? Come find out!

Oh. God.

The sanzoikkou ends up in a town and meets 2 girls that gojyo seems to know. He later finds out that they are his childhood friends. But one of them dies. Now, the sanzoikkou ends up with a depressd girl who sees no hope in her life.

She isn't the only one feeling no hope.

Date: 2006-04-18 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crumpeteer.livejournal.com
There are some sections on ff.net I just won't go, most of them in the anime section. If you think this is bad, you should see the Inuyasha section...*shudder*

Sanzo suddenly drifts away

I actually snorted outloud at that one since I had a sudden image of Sanzo suddenly floating away from the group like a runaway balloon.

The fun thing is you know if the Mary Sues actually did enter the story, they'd be shot dead within two minutes.

It also gives me great ideas for a parody fic.

Date: 2006-04-18 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
The scary thing is, I wonder about the state of education when people are not only misspelling (which can just mean they are too lazy to correct mistypings), but not knowing how to use proper verb tenses.

It also gives me great ideas for a parody fic.

Yes, please.

Sanzo suddenly floating away from the group like a runaway balloon.

That's probably to get away from this story.

So Sorry

Date: 2006-04-18 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grace-om.livejournal.com
There can be few things worse than having a total jones for fanfic from a much loved show...and then all you can find is... *flails* I'm glad the writers and their friends enjoy it, but I just... I remember this is why started writing the stuff, but I'd much rather someone else wrote and I could just sit back and enjoy. My imaginary fanfic stories that I write in my head while driving or walking the dog are sometimes just not enough *sighs*.

Re: So Sorry

Date: 2006-04-18 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
Yeah. And I really want to read some Saiyuki fic, but no idea where to find this. FF.net is just...not even for my newest obsession will I read that stuff.

I don't want to have to write things myself!

Re: So Sorry

Date: 2006-04-18 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grace-om.livejournal.com
Oh, I know. Yesterday I just really wanted to read something prony about one of my favorite characters. It didn't have to be *good* or have a *plot*, just be recognizably in character and involve sex, or implied sex, written by someone who had actually *had* sex and hence had some idea concerning the good parts...

These boutique fandoms are a bitch. *sighs*

Re: So Sorry

Date: 2006-04-18 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I hate when this happens. But I did find a good archive at http://split-infinity.org/saiyuki/search.php?action=recent so I should be satisfied, hopefully.

Date: 2006-04-18 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randirien.livejournal.com
*snorfle*
Oh thank you. Stress was proving deadly, and then I find this! I have now laughed so hard that everything is great again!
(Should I feel bad for playing around with Saiyuki fic ideas myself? (Though it is always most vital that I never create Sues..)) ^_~

Date: 2006-04-18 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I love this icon. I am all for Saiyuki fic (I was looking for some to read, after all). Just not the kind of fic the above summaries were for.

Date: 2006-04-18 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randirien.livejournal.com
Icon makes me happy. ^_^
Saiyuki fan fic is really hard to find - if you're looking for quality, that is...otherwise you'll just find more of the same. It's all about OCs that are destined to change Sanzo's cold heart, tame Gojyo's filandering ways, or healing Hakkai's angst suffering. All of which will include the four guys being horribly out of character. T_T
If I ever get around to finishing mine, should I send it your way? You could be my beta. Though it will probably be awhile...free time to write is a luxury I can't usually afford. That and I have an HP fic that I've been ordered to finish or face the penalty of several jinxes and hexes.... ^_^;

Date: 2006-04-18 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I found a small but good website I linked to in reply to grace_om. At the very least, it is all properly spelled.

should I send it your way

Yes, please. And I would love to beta.

Your icon is to die for.

Date: 2006-04-18 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randirien.livejournal.com
Feel free to snag it, I made it. ^_^

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