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dangermousieHere is the second half of the Sorrows of Young Logan picspam. This deals with Season 2, so anyone who hasn't seen it, stay away as it spoils everything. For the rest of you, Logan's pain is our entertainment, so let's proceed
Continued from Part I of Logan's Castle of Angst
He ends up tapdancing on the railing of a bridge
Beaten within an inch of his life by a motorcycle gang acting on false information
And comes to with broken ribs, concussion,
And oh yeah, a dead body.
And he has to stand trial for murder.
On the plus side, Veronica likes him again.
A lot.
Until she doesn't
And takes up with his best friend instead.
Sheesh, women are so fickle. What's a burned down community pool or two? Logan probably saved some poor kid from drowning that summer. No, I am not rabid. Why do you ask?
He buries his troubles in Kendall. Literally.
But there is always Veronica.
The boy is nothing if not monomoniacal.
He even tries to win her over by wearing argyle, just like Duncan. Thus adding bad fashion to the list of his woes.
Thankfully that doesn't last long.
There is also the part where he has to spend a night in the same cell as his evil father, as he is being railroaded into prison.
Did I mention that his house got burned down?
And that the whole town hates him?
But it's understandable. It's not as if there are any murderers,
Child Molesters,
Rapists
Drug dealers
And gangsters running around the town, are there?
And he gets kidnapped and tortured,
(OK, this shot is just gratuitous, but suffering Logan is so pretty. Seeing by the scripts he writes, RT shares my opinion, so there)
And he buys sex videotapes of Lilly and his father and watches and destroys them. That's one way to spend Christmas Eve.
He manipulates a young girl to get himself out of jail, which is a sucky thing to do,
But more importantly, gives him more emo moments, so it's all good,
Especially since he and Veronica are friends again.
Sorry, but this bears repeating.
And repeating again. (Yes, I have no excuse.)Veronica must take ice baths every morning, to be able to resist
(Yup, no excuse again. Forget ice baths. She must have a Zero Kelvin internal temperature)
After more cuteness than one can bear,
He confesses his epic love to Veronica,
Who runs away,
And comes back the morning after to take him back
Only to find him with Kendall.
She is is heartbroken,
But since he is half naked at that point, my memories get a bit hazy.
Then his father gets acquitted,
Proving that awesome Clash of the Titans power rules the world.
Luckily, he gets murdered, proving that if you piss off enough people, one of them might decide he doesn't care for your movies after all.
But Logan doesn't know about all that, as he is busy saving and protecting Veronica on the roof,
And taking care of her,
And kissing her hair,
And imitating Renaissance sculptuary,
And making her pancakes,
And making shippers swoon
Currently, Young Mr. Echolls is revelling in his orphan status
And in making out with Veronica Mars.
Still, he is considering changing his name to Pauline, just in case.
The End
P.S. Before you feel too sorry for him, Logan would like to remind you "Adversity is the Diamond Dust with which Heaven polishes its jewels."
Yeah, he is freaking well polished, all right.
Continued from Part I of Logan's Castle of Angst
He ends up tapdancing on the railing of a bridge
Beaten within an inch of his life by a motorcycle gang acting on false information
And comes to with broken ribs, concussion,
And oh yeah, a dead body.
And he has to stand trial for murder.
On the plus side, Veronica likes him again.
A lot.
Until she doesn't
And takes up with his best friend instead.
Sheesh, women are so fickle. What's a burned down community pool or two? Logan probably saved some poor kid from drowning that summer. No, I am not rabid. Why do you ask?
He buries his troubles in Kendall. Literally.
But there is always Veronica.
The boy is nothing if not monomoniacal.
He even tries to win her over by wearing argyle, just like Duncan. Thus adding bad fashion to the list of his woes.
Thankfully that doesn't last long.
There is also the part where he has to spend a night in the same cell as his evil father, as he is being railroaded into prison.
Did I mention that his house got burned down?
And that the whole town hates him?
But it's understandable. It's not as if there are any murderers,
Child Molesters,
Rapists
Drug dealers
And gangsters running around the town, are there?
And he gets kidnapped and tortured,
(OK, this shot is just gratuitous, but suffering Logan is so pretty. Seeing by the scripts he writes, RT shares my opinion, so there)
And he buys sex videotapes of Lilly and his father and watches and destroys them. That's one way to spend Christmas Eve.
He manipulates a young girl to get himself out of jail, which is a sucky thing to do,
But more importantly, gives him more emo moments, so it's all good,
Especially since he and Veronica are friends again.
Sorry, but this bears repeating.
And repeating again. (Yes, I have no excuse.)
(Yup, no excuse again. Forget ice baths. She must have a Zero Kelvin internal temperature)
After more cuteness than one can bear,
He confesses his epic love to Veronica,
Who runs away,
And comes back the morning after to take him back
Only to find him with Kendall.
She is is heartbroken,
But since he is half naked at that point, my memories get a bit hazy.
Then his father gets acquitted,
Proving that awesome Clash of the Titans power rules the world.
Luckily, he gets murdered, proving that if you piss off enough people, one of them might decide he doesn't care for your movies after all.
But Logan doesn't know about all that, as he is busy saving and protecting Veronica on the roof,
And taking care of her,
And kissing her hair,
And imitating Renaissance sculptuary,
And making her pancakes,
Currently, Young Mr. Echolls is revelling in his orphan status
And in making out with Veronica Mars.
Still, he is considering changing his name to Pauline, just in case.
The End
P.S. Before you feel too sorry for him, Logan would like to remind you "Adversity is the Diamond Dust with which Heaven polishes its jewels."
Yeah, he is freaking well polished, all right.
