Smallville: slashiness galore.
Dec. 12th, 2005 10:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dangermousieWatched a few Smallville eps (first season) and Good God. I am usually slash-blind as a bat, but there is no doubt that Man of Steel and Lex Luthor are getting it on like bunnies in the back of the barn.
I mean, seriously, forget the tepid and wooden Lana. The action that's going on ain't involving any het play. I am generally canon Naziish, but what can I say? What with Clark being all bare-chested and wide-eyed "oooooh, ooooooh, Lex you are so cool and I bat my ridiculously long eye lashes at you" and Lex being all older/sophisticated/silk shirt wearing "ooooh, here are tickets for you Clark, here is me saving your farm Clark, would you like my heart on a silver platter Clark," there is no question who is finding out what "alien lovin'" really means, and it ain't Lana.
It doesn't help that MR can act and KK not so much and that TW has better chemistry with Lex than with Lana. Heeeee.
I so see matching designer ties and a commitment ceremony in their future. Well, if Lex can refrain from going evil that is. I guess Clark should just keep him in bed all day or similar.
Also, I read some Clark/Lex slash and it was goooood. Probably the first slash fic I ever liked.
The show is dreadful though.
I mean, seriously, forget the tepid and wooden Lana. The action that's going on ain't involving any het play. I am generally canon Naziish, but what can I say? What with Clark being all bare-chested and wide-eyed "oooooh, ooooooh, Lex you are so cool and I bat my ridiculously long eye lashes at you" and Lex being all older/sophisticated/silk shirt wearing "ooooh, here are tickets for you Clark, here is me saving your farm Clark, would you like my heart on a silver platter Clark," there is no question who is finding out what "alien lovin'" really means, and it ain't Lana.
It doesn't help that MR can act and KK not so much and that TW has better chemistry with Lex than with Lana. Heeeee.
I so see matching designer ties and a commitment ceremony in their future. Well, if Lex can refrain from going evil that is. I guess Clark should just keep him in bed all day or similar.
Also, I read some Clark/Lex slash and it was goooood. Probably the first slash fic I ever liked.
The show is dreadful though.
