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dangermousieYes, yes, yes. We are all curious who's behind the crash, what was Meg hiding, who stabbed Felix, and will Logan and Veronica ever have passionate sex on the floor? (Well, that last one might have just been me).
And there are all sorts of spoilers flying out there, some more plausible than others. So in honor of that, I decided to come up with things you won't see on Veronica Mars. Or if you will, the Apocalypse is coming and you should stop reading this and go build your Arc.
Top 10 things you will not see on Season 2 of Veronica Mars:
1 Duncan and Veronica finally realize they are wrong for each other. Unfortunately, that realization is the result of each of them realizing they prefer Logan to their current partner. A different, and much more entertaining, romantic triangle ensues.
2 What is Meg's Big Secret? Two words: Rosemary's Baby. How do you think she survived that fall?
3 In the season finale, after a long and careful investigation, Veronica determines that the bus crash was indeed caused by Ed Doyle's suicide, just as Lamb originally thought, and the rest of the information was, unfortunately, purely misleadng.
4 Tired of campaigning, and soured on women after the Alicia debacle, Keith realizes there is another way to Sheriff's position as he succumbs to his passion for Lamb and becomes the power behind the throne.
5 One fine day, Jackie just evaporates. Nobody notices.
6 Aaron Echolls gets acquitted of murder and next year recieves acclaim for his moving portrayal of a man on death row in a hit movie. In his Oscar-winning speech he thanks Veronica Mars for providing him with an opportunity to perfect his method acting.
7 Fed up with Neptune's endless drama, Kendall Casablancas moves to LA and is hired by a Vampire with a Soul who is seeking to rid the world of evil.
8 After reviewing his horrendous dating track record, Logan sees the light and joins a Trappist Monastery. The fangirls commit mass suicide.
9 In a shocking twist, it turns out that the lab results were incorrect and Jake Kane is Veronica Mars' biological father. Veronica and Duncan decide to "keep it in the family" anyway as the show moves to HBO and wins a slew of Emmies.
10 Wallace Fennel moves in with his father, starts a new high school and joins their basketball team. His father's address? One Tree Hill.
And there are all sorts of spoilers flying out there, some more plausible than others. So in honor of that, I decided to come up with things you won't see on Veronica Mars. Or if you will, the Apocalypse is coming and you should stop reading this and go build your Arc.
Top 10 things you will not see on Season 2 of Veronica Mars:
1 Duncan and Veronica finally realize they are wrong for each other. Unfortunately, that realization is the result of each of them realizing they prefer Logan to their current partner. A different, and much more entertaining, romantic triangle ensues.
2 What is Meg's Big Secret? Two words: Rosemary's Baby. How do you think she survived that fall?
3 In the season finale, after a long and careful investigation, Veronica determines that the bus crash was indeed caused by Ed Doyle's suicide, just as Lamb originally thought, and the rest of the information was, unfortunately, purely misleadng.
4 Tired of campaigning, and soured on women after the Alicia debacle, Keith realizes there is another way to Sheriff's position as he succumbs to his passion for Lamb and becomes the power behind the throne.
5 One fine day, Jackie just evaporates. Nobody notices.
6 Aaron Echolls gets acquitted of murder and next year recieves acclaim for his moving portrayal of a man on death row in a hit movie. In his Oscar-winning speech he thanks Veronica Mars for providing him with an opportunity to perfect his method acting.
7 Fed up with Neptune's endless drama, Kendall Casablancas moves to LA and is hired by a Vampire with a Soul who is seeking to rid the world of evil.
8 After reviewing his horrendous dating track record, Logan sees the light and joins a Trappist Monastery. The fangirls commit mass suicide.
9 In a shocking twist, it turns out that the lab results were incorrect and Jake Kane is Veronica Mars' biological father. Veronica and Duncan decide to "keep it in the family" anyway as the show moves to HBO and wins a slew of Emmies.
10 Wallace Fennel moves in with his father, starts a new high school and joins their basketball team. His father's address? One Tree Hill.
