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dangermousieBrinnging you your daily doze of "bizarre" from ff.net. Once again, I am going strictly by summaries. For all I know, the stories may be brilliant. Then again....
Rurouni Kenshin: I was greatly hampered by knowing little about the canon in this one. But then some "gems" would be hard to miss.
The future and imagination collide, what will happen?
Talk about non-specific! This could be a summary for ANYTHING. Alas, it does not tempt me.
Kenshin has left, possibly for the last time. Kaoru is picking up the pieces of her heart when a stranger walks into her life Seta Soujiro. Just as she begins to open her heart to her new friend, she's kidnapped by a mysterious redheaded swordsman.
OMG! Barbara Cartland is alive and writing under a pseudonym on FF.net. Also, how mysterious can you get if you are the ONLY read-headed person around. Even Lois Lane would be able to guess that one.
Kaoru's a princess and Kenshin's a knight. They meet when they're young. See what happens when they fall in love. But... Kaoru's already betrothed to another man! K&K A&M S&M
Is it me, or is this fandom swimming in AU? This might be a perfectly good one, for all I know. But I am horrendously intrigued by the ship that is abbreviated as "S&M" LOL.
Kenshin Rock 2! Battle Of The Bands! by ___
Sequel to Kenshin Rock! The guys are getting ready for a contest and Kenshin's past comes back to haunt him. Can Kaoru handle the truth about her singer's dark and mysterious past?
Yes, he used to be a country singer known as Garth Kenshin. Also, I simply had to include the title. Why am I picturing N'sync? Well, at least he's got the rock star hair.
Have you met Kenshin and Kaoru’s second child, Kaoren? I bet not. She is a special child who can tip the balance of power for both the rebels who are planning to take Japan and the people who are trying to stop them. Read to find out what’s going to happe
Mary Sue! Mary Sue written by an author who has yet to comprehend the meaning of "word limit" on summaries. But on the plus side, she is unlikely to get together with Kenshin. Though after all the scary HP fic, I am kinda worried.
My sick little mind, was bored. So i made this. Read it, dont i dont care.
Your sick little mind (truer words were never spoken) should have learned punctuation and capitalization. Also, apparently you were taken at your word, since there are no reviews.
AU Kenshin and some of the Rk chacters jeez im lame! works at a clothes company called,Kamiya Designs.Koshijiro Kamiya, Kenshin's boss and owner of Kamiya Designs,hires a new employee,his daughter,the famous super model,Kamiya Kaoru.Everyone seems to like
Repeat after me: "word limit is my friend." jeez im lame? Indeed you are.
Kaoru has an abusive father so she runs away to Tokyo. She meets Megumi and Kenshin. Her father comes back to kill her. Kenshin teaches her how to defend herself from her father. KxK
I think this person is confusing this with "Mars." Does ANYONE in this fandom write non-AU?
Kaoru was a wedding planner one day she met a handsome man and falls in love. The next day she was called for a rich, famous couple that needed a wedding planner which could make Kaoru global. But the groom is the same handsome man named Kenshin!
Apparently not. As![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
katranna put it: "You take a well-written historical tale of guilt and redemption in 19th century Japan at the turn of a revolutionary era, and turn it into... A Jennifer Lopez romantic comedy. Brilliant."
Buffy: (Otherwise known as the shipper World War II fandom)
Spike and Will's bodies switch, Willow can't tell her friends soon enough before being kidnapped and having Spike's chip removed. Spell goes wrong and they are split into 2 personalities in both bodies, Willow's body gets amnesia and Spike's runs away...
Whaaaaaaaaaaa? I read this twice and it still makes no sense.
Whoever said that life was easy obviously hadn't tried living it.
Ummm, by definition, if they could speak they were alive, so they are living. Really, writing a fanfic based on a fortune cookie is a bad idea!
This is after the end of the series. It's a cross over with a character that I have. But mostly, it's a reference to the chacter Kennedy. Can't tell you the reference because that will give away the ending.
And yet even the suspense doesn't make me care. Maybe because it's an OC and a really minor character and no hint of plot?
Au. What would happen if Spike was the key and Dawn was the vampire? Set after The Gift. Spawn. One shot.
This might be a great fic, for all I know. I included it because I think referring to Spike/Dawn as "Spawn" is brilliant. Even better than RK's S&M.
BuffyCats the Musical crossover. Buffy needs the Cats to help her stop the apcolype along deal with a semicrazy author.
I cannot top this.
AU A modern retelling of the Pride and Prejudice storyline involving Buffy Summers as Elizabeth Bennet, and Angel O'Connor as Mr. Darcy
I am a B/A shipper, but ummm. Ummm. UMMMMMMM. No.
To protect Dawn and keep an eye on the hellmouth when Buffy can't Spike is enrolled in Sunnydale highschool. While he there he starts up the new Scooby gang and starts to fall for a guy named Jew. please R n' R might become a M fic later.
Named Jew??????????????????????? I bet his younger brother is named Muslim. And their dad is Buddist P. Smith. Also, is this a slash Gary Stu with Spike? Will wonders never cease? (Unfortunately not).
The first Chapter for my very own Star Wars saga including the Buffy and Angel cast. Do check out who will play who and watch the final Star Wars Episode 3. Chapter 7 Up.
Okaaaaaaay. So basically this is SW retold with Buffy names? Why? Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?
Spike has a problem. He's not telling anyone what it is. Is there anyone who can help?
His problem is that teenyboppers keep writing horrid fics about him.
While Buffy and the rest of the scoobies are all over the world finding and training new slayers, The USA has been slightly miss looked, and a new slayer named Emma Hogan and her twin brother are coming to terms to her new life and abilities. After losing
Miss looked? That's an odd name. Also, Mary Sue AND Gary Stu for the price of one? How would anyone resist?
The old and reliable Harry Potter (always ready with more horrors)
A new year, a new DADA teacher, and a beautiful new student who seems too good to be true. Voldemort is plotting again, but all is not as it seems, and only Ron seems to notice it. How can he save his friends? RH, HG, DOC.
Well, at least the Mary Sue attacks Draco, though even he doesn't seem to have done enough to deserve having one inflicted upon him.
crossdressing!Remus wants Sev to tell him that he thinks Remus is pretty. Sev says he's not. why would he say such a foul thing? okay so it was supposed to be a oneshot but, I decided how 'bout Snape's POV from say... a chapel?
There is wrong, and there is OOC and then there is this fic.
Warning: Sad. A very short story about Remus. Remus is in a ministry appointed reservation for wherewolves, reading a letter from Snape.
Where are the wherewolves?
James and Sirius are reunited at the gates of Heaven. ...But isn't there someone important missing? They soon begin to wonder if their dear friend Remus is ever going to die. Slash
I don't need to add a THING.
draco cheats on hermione, they break-up. now sixteen years later see what happens when draco meets his son. will draco and hermione get back together? and what is this about a deadly disease!
Lifetime comes to Harry Potter.
What happens when Harry accidentally finds out what Dumbledore is planing for Harry to sacrifice in his life next. Harry draws his line in the sand. This far and no further! Harry versus Dumbledore! Features Veela Draco, implied slash.
Celebrity Deathmatch! There is so much wrong here, I can't even attempt to start.
An Auror shall not know anger, nor hatred… nor love.
Ummm, wrong fandom much?
Rurouni Kenshin: I was greatly hampered by knowing little about the canon in this one. But then some "gems" would be hard to miss.
The future and imagination collide, what will happen?
Talk about non-specific! This could be a summary for ANYTHING. Alas, it does not tempt me.
Kenshin has left, possibly for the last time. Kaoru is picking up the pieces of her heart when a stranger walks into her life Seta Soujiro. Just as she begins to open her heart to her new friend, she's kidnapped by a mysterious redheaded swordsman.
OMG! Barbara Cartland is alive and writing under a pseudonym on FF.net. Also, how mysterious can you get if you are the ONLY read-headed person around. Even Lois Lane would be able to guess that one.
Kaoru's a princess and Kenshin's a knight. They meet when they're young. See what happens when they fall in love. But... Kaoru's already betrothed to another man! K&K A&M S&M
Is it me, or is this fandom swimming in AU? This might be a perfectly good one, for all I know. But I am horrendously intrigued by the ship that is abbreviated as "S&M" LOL.
Kenshin Rock 2! Battle Of The Bands! by ___
Sequel to Kenshin Rock! The guys are getting ready for a contest and Kenshin's past comes back to haunt him. Can Kaoru handle the truth about her singer's dark and mysterious past?
Yes, he used to be a country singer known as Garth Kenshin. Also, I simply had to include the title. Why am I picturing N'sync? Well, at least he's got the rock star hair.
Have you met Kenshin and Kaoru’s second child, Kaoren? I bet not. She is a special child who can tip the balance of power for both the rebels who are planning to take Japan and the people who are trying to stop them. Read to find out what’s going to happe
Mary Sue! Mary Sue written by an author who has yet to comprehend the meaning of "word limit" on summaries. But on the plus side, she is unlikely to get together with Kenshin. Though after all the scary HP fic, I am kinda worried.
My sick little mind, was bored. So i made this. Read it, dont i dont care.
Your sick little mind (truer words were never spoken) should have learned punctuation and capitalization. Also, apparently you were taken at your word, since there are no reviews.
AU Kenshin and some of the Rk chacters jeez im lame! works at a clothes company called,Kamiya Designs.Koshijiro Kamiya, Kenshin's boss and owner of Kamiya Designs,hires a new employee,his daughter,the famous super model,Kamiya Kaoru.Everyone seems to like
Repeat after me: "word limit is my friend." jeez im lame? Indeed you are.
Kaoru has an abusive father so she runs away to Tokyo. She meets Megumi and Kenshin. Her father comes back to kill her. Kenshin teaches her how to defend herself from her father. KxK
I think this person is confusing this with "Mars." Does ANYONE in this fandom write non-AU?
Kaoru was a wedding planner one day she met a handsome man and falls in love. The next day she was called for a rich, famous couple that needed a wedding planner which could make Kaoru global. But the groom is the same handsome man named Kenshin!
Apparently not. As
katranna put it: "You take a well-written historical tale of guilt and redemption in 19th century Japan at the turn of a revolutionary era, and turn it into... A Jennifer Lopez romantic comedy. Brilliant."Buffy: (Otherwise known as the shipper World War II fandom)
Spike and Will's bodies switch, Willow can't tell her friends soon enough before being kidnapped and having Spike's chip removed. Spell goes wrong and they are split into 2 personalities in both bodies, Willow's body gets amnesia and Spike's runs away...
Whaaaaaaaaaaa? I read this twice and it still makes no sense.
Whoever said that life was easy obviously hadn't tried living it.
Ummm, by definition, if they could speak they were alive, so they are living. Really, writing a fanfic based on a fortune cookie is a bad idea!
This is after the end of the series. It's a cross over with a character that I have. But mostly, it's a reference to the chacter Kennedy. Can't tell you the reference because that will give away the ending.
And yet even the suspense doesn't make me care. Maybe because it's an OC and a really minor character and no hint of plot?
Au. What would happen if Spike was the key and Dawn was the vampire? Set after The Gift. Spawn. One shot.
This might be a great fic, for all I know. I included it because I think referring to Spike/Dawn as "Spawn" is brilliant. Even better than RK's S&M.
BuffyCats the Musical crossover. Buffy needs the Cats to help her stop the apcolype along deal with a semicrazy author.
I cannot top this.
AU A modern retelling of the Pride and Prejudice storyline involving Buffy Summers as Elizabeth Bennet, and Angel O'Connor as Mr. Darcy
I am a B/A shipper, but ummm. Ummm. UMMMMMMM. No.
To protect Dawn and keep an eye on the hellmouth when Buffy can't Spike is enrolled in Sunnydale highschool. While he there he starts up the new Scooby gang and starts to fall for a guy named Jew. please R n' R might become a M fic later.
Named Jew??????????????????????? I bet his younger brother is named Muslim. And their dad is Buddist P. Smith. Also, is this a slash Gary Stu with Spike? Will wonders never cease? (Unfortunately not).
The first Chapter for my very own Star Wars saga including the Buffy and Angel cast. Do check out who will play who and watch the final Star Wars Episode 3. Chapter 7 Up.
Okaaaaaaay. So basically this is SW retold with Buffy names? Why? Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?
Spike has a problem. He's not telling anyone what it is. Is there anyone who can help?
His problem is that teenyboppers keep writing horrid fics about him.
While Buffy and the rest of the scoobies are all over the world finding and training new slayers, The USA has been slightly miss looked, and a new slayer named Emma Hogan and her twin brother are coming to terms to her new life and abilities. After losing
Miss looked? That's an odd name. Also, Mary Sue AND Gary Stu for the price of one? How would anyone resist?
The old and reliable Harry Potter (always ready with more horrors)
A new year, a new DADA teacher, and a beautiful new student who seems too good to be true. Voldemort is plotting again, but all is not as it seems, and only Ron seems to notice it. How can he save his friends? RH, HG, DOC.
Well, at least the Mary Sue attacks Draco, though even he doesn't seem to have done enough to deserve having one inflicted upon him.
crossdressing!Remus wants Sev to tell him that he thinks Remus is pretty. Sev says he's not. why would he say such a foul thing? okay so it was supposed to be a oneshot but, I decided how 'bout Snape's POV from say... a chapel?
There is wrong, and there is OOC and then there is this fic.
Warning: Sad. A very short story about Remus. Remus is in a ministry appointed reservation for wherewolves, reading a letter from Snape.
Where are the wherewolves?
James and Sirius are reunited at the gates of Heaven. ...But isn't there someone important missing? They soon begin to wonder if their dear friend Remus is ever going to die. Slash
I don't need to add a THING.
draco cheats on hermione, they break-up. now sixteen years later see what happens when draco meets his son. will draco and hermione get back together? and what is this about a deadly disease!
Lifetime comes to Harry Potter.
What happens when Harry accidentally finds out what Dumbledore is planing for Harry to sacrifice in his life next. Harry draws his line in the sand. This far and no further! Harry versus Dumbledore! Features Veela Draco, implied slash.
Celebrity Deathmatch! There is so much wrong here, I can't even attempt to start.
An Auror shall not know anger, nor hatred… nor love.
Ummm, wrong fandom much?
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Date: 2005-06-21 04:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-21 04:45 pm (UTC)Seriously though, all my recent dreams are about fandom crossovers. You dont' know OOC until you've had a Veronica Mars/Lost dream.
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Date: 2005-06-21 05:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-21 04:48 pm (UTC)Please tell me that an apcolype is some sort of ancient mythological beast I just have never heard of.
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Date: 2005-06-21 05:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-21 05:01 pm (UTC)Wow, Kenshin and kaoru aren't too creative with this whole name thing!
Hahahah, you know "Mars."
But... but... there's like, all this history and politics and junk. You'd have to do... research. Like, who has time for that?
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Date: 2005-06-21 05:07 pm (UTC)Especially when you can just set the whole thing in high school and make Kenshin a Home ec teacher (not kidding).
you know "Mars."
Yeah. If I was 12, I'd swoon for it. As it is, I find it mightily amusing.
Kenshin and kaoru aren't too creative with this whole name thing!
Yeah, they seem to be the horrible parents that form the kid's name by combining theirs :D
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Date: 2005-06-21 05:55 pm (UTC)Oh my, that was priceless.
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Date: 2005-06-21 06:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-21 06:09 pm (UTC)Yup, I've read some reaally bad HP fanfic myself and it really is scary...
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Date: 2005-06-21 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-06-21 06:08 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-06-21 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-21 06:49 pm (UTC)Kenshin in the OAV:
What a real-life Kenshin would've looked like:
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Date: 2005-06-21 06:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-21 07:43 pm (UTC)Notice that in the first real-person photo, the young man's hair is tinged reddish where it meets the light, which is what I meant about somewhat-reddish hair. (Though other people have redder/browner hair.)
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Date: 2005-06-21 09:11 pm (UTC)Lifetime comes to Harry Potter.
Bwha!
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Date: 2005-06-21 09:17 pm (UTC)I have to say HP fandom is the scariest one I've ever seen.
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Date: 2005-06-21 09:23 pm (UTC)Spawn!
That's up there with Checkett.
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Date: 2005-06-21 09:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-21 09:53 pm (UTC)We just won't even go there
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Date: 2005-06-21 10:09 pm (UTC)