Roswell Season 3 quotes
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dangermousieMy favorite Season 3 quotes. Btw, since I finished Roswell, my Roswell related posts will be slowing down, don't worry.
MAX (walks in on Michael in a security guard uniform and Maria): Oh, sorry. Bad time? Is this some deranged sex thing?
MAX: By the way, my father's very curious about your sudden return. I'm sure he thinks it has something to do with me.
LIZ: Yeah, well, you should just tell him what I told my father. You know, that my drug addicted roommate
wanted me to get into a three-way with my Latin teacher. Yeah. I erred on the side of the dramatic.
TEACHER: Mr. Evans, Ms. Parker is there a problem in your corner of teen angst?
MAX: Liz, I just want to put everything that happened behind us.
LIZ: Yeah, you know that I would, too, if i had impregnated an alien killer who murdered one of our best friends and then left the planet with my unborn child.
MAX: So you're still holding on to that?
MAX: Liz, you've paid a lot to know me. You've been hurt and you've been put in danger. Now I want to make that up to you. I want to make your dreams come true. Will you let me do that?
MAX: This is something we'll tell our grandchildren about. Come on in, Liz. Come on.
LIZ: Fine! Ok? Fine. Grandchildren. What are they gonna be, 3 feet tall and green?
MICHAEL: Mr. Seligman, I know you hate my guts. Personally, I hate yours, too.
TEACHER: This is how you ask a favor?
MICHAEL: But if you help me graduate this year, then you won't have to see me next year.
TEACHER: Well, you do have a point there.
LIZ: If I had lost a child, I would want you to help me find him. But that's only part of the reason. The other part is that I don't want you to slip away from me. I know what it's like to be with you, and I know what it's like to be apart from you. And I would rather be with you.
MAX: I don't know if i could live with myself if anything ever happened to you.
LIZ: Max, you're an alien king. What could ever happen to me?
MR. EVANS: Max... There was over $200 left in that cash register. You didn't do it for the money. I never believed you did it for some adolescent thrill. You did it because you wanted to get down those stairs into that room. And I need you to tell me why.
MAX: I can't ever tell you the truth. Please, don't make me lie to you.
MR. EVANS: I'm sorry, son. Silence is not acceptable. And neither is a lie, not after what we've just been through. No. Not under my roof.
MAX: I can respect that. I just want to thank you for helping Liz. I'll always appreciate that. I'll come by home to pack my things. Good-bye, dad.
MAX: Michael, what you're about to do is not a plan. It's not an idea. It's something you think about in your mind, and then you come up with something... Better.
MR PARKER: Did you have fun? Where you been? I'm asking you man to man where you took my daughter in the middle of the night. Be man enough to answer me.
MAX: We went to the desert. We didn't do anything wrong.
MR PARKER: It was wrong for you to see her at all. You know that.
MAX: I'm sorry. I love her.
MR PARKER: I don't give a damn about your love. Because of you, my daughter was arrested for armed robbery. She could've been killed. Did you ever think about that? Tell me you're not dangerous, Max. Tell me that being with you doesn't put my little girl's life in jeopardy. Yeah. That's what I thought. So now this is gonna stop. It's gonna stop right now, and you are never to see Liz again. And if you do... If I find out that you so much as sat next to her in class, she'll be on the next plane to Vermont.
MAX: Vermont?
MR PARKER: The Winnaman academy. It's an all-girls boarding school, and her mother and I filled out all the paperwork, and the application was accepted. So all I've got to do is write a check and put Liz on the next plane.
MAX: You would do that? You would do that just--
MR PARKER: Just to keep her away from you. Yes, I would. And I will. Good-bye, Max.
MICHAEL: Everything I'm doing-- the jobs, getting my grades up, is to be with you-- to be better for you. So, what do you want me to do? Tell me. I'll do it.
AGENT: Now, you, on the other hand, you, my friend, you are on a completely different path. Let's talk Tom Cruise. Let's talk Keanu Reeves.
MAX: I'm not an actor.
AGENT: What, and Keanu Reeves is?
Jonathan Frakes(to Max): One minute. Hold on. This character Korgan is an alien. He's an alien from another planet. And right now, I'm not feeling really like... Like you're an alien. Do you know what I mean?
KAL: So, this is the mighty king of Antar. A low-rent Tom Cruise with a $10 haircut.
MARIA: Are you guys gonna talk, or are you just gonna breathe heavy into the phone? Are you gonna repeat each other's name back and forth and back and forth?
MAX: I'll never leave you, Liz.
LIZ (to her father): I'm gonna dance with Max. Not because it's tradition and not because I found some kind of loophole but because it's my choice. We love each other, and we are going to be together.
MICHAEL (to Isabel): We're here to kill your boyfriend.
ISABEL: We're all aliens. Our ship crashed in Roswell over 50 years ago. It wasn't a hoax. It was a government cover-up. We're hybrids. Alien-human dna. We crawled out of our secret... Pod chamber about 12 years ago into the desert. And nobody knows. Not even our parents.
MICHAEL: Some people know, like his girlfriend.
MAX: And his.
ISABEL: And now you.
JESSE: This is some weird family practical joke, right?
MICHAEL: Constantly.
MAX: You know when Liz and I robbed that convenience store? We were after an alien spaceship hidden in the basement.
ISABEL: See, he got this girl pregnant. She's alien, too, and now he's got this kid out there.
MAX: Somewhere. And I needed a ship to track him down.
MICHAEL: Out there.
JESSE: You're not kidding!
ISABEL: No. But, honey, look, it doesn't mean that we can't have a perfectly normal, healthy, happy marriage.
JESSE: R-righ right... Right. Sure. Help! Help! Let me outta here! I gotta get outta here! Help!
[Jesse is looking for Isabel and sees Max and Michael hiding]
JESSE: Max? What the hell are you doing' here?
MAX: Jesse.
JESSE: I--I said, what are you doing here?
MICHAEL: Vacation.
JESSE: What?
MAX: Yeah. Isabel did such a good job describing the place, and we had some free time, so...
JESSE: Hey, look, cut the crap. What's going on?
MAX: We gotta go.
JESSE: Where? Where?
MICHAEL: Scuba lessons.
JESSE: Scuba lessons?
JESSE: Where's Isabel?!
MICHAEL: She's your wife.
MAX: Yeah, and when you find her, say hi. We gotta go.
MARIA: I wanna break up. I want out because I love you so much. I love you more than you could possibly know.
MICHAEL: I'm lost.
MARIA: No, I'm lost. And you've been there the whole time to help me through all of it.
MICHAEL: All of what?
MARIA: This whole thing-- this alien, human, the scary stuff, the bad stuff.
MICHAEL: And there was fun stuff, too.
MARIA: Yeah, but I haven't been honest in any of it.
MICHAEL: Listen, if you're trying to tell me that you're a bisexual or something, I'm--I'm cool with that. I'm... Why do you want out?
MARIA: Because, Michael, I don't think I've ever been in. I mean, this girl you've known for the past 3 years-- Maria-- it's just not me.
MICHAEL: Of course it's you.
MARIA: No, it's not the me I used to be.
picks up blunt intrument and bludgeons Maria. Just a bit
MAX: So did you and Maria officially break up?
MICHAEL: I thought so, but the more she says, the more confusing it gets. She wants space, but she still wants me in her life. All I know for sure is I'm not getting any. Let's grab a burger.
MAX: That's not exactly giving her space.
MICHAEL: I'm not gonna starve because I have a weird girlfriend.
MAX: Nah. Liz's dad is still freaked. I'm not allowed in the Crashdown.
MICHAEL: Do it anyways. It'll make her hot.
MICHAEL (as Santa to Maria): Wanna fetch me a Snapple?
MARIA: What?
MICHAEL: I'm dry as a bone here. Been talking all day. Come on, Snowflake.
MARIA: Michael, there's no way that I'm gonna-
MICHAEL: Michael? I'm not Michael. I'm Santa. Paul, don't you think that Snowflake should fetch Santa a Snapple?
KIDS: Of course you should. You're an elf.
MICHAEL: Exactly. And I'll need a foot rub later, too.
MAX: It made me realize something-- that you, Liz... You're my family.
KYLE (praying to Buddha): Now that my immortal soul has been cleansed, on to more terrestrial concerns. It's been a dry couple years. Kyle needs a woman. Kyle needs her badly. Kyle needs her tonight.
[Knock on door]
KYLE: Oh, thank you! But if that's a Jehovah's witness, I'm coming back here.
MAX: Look at me.
MICHAEL: Sorry, I only have eyes for Maria. But she's handing her butt out to total strangers. What's that about?
MICHAEL: Eww, what's that stench? Is that you?
MARIA: I don't have a stench.
MAX: It might be your perfume.
MICHAEL: Smells like road kill.
MARIA: It's 50 bucks an ounce, man.
MICHAEL: It still stinks.
MARIA (Re: Michael): You should have seen him standing there all brave and noble. It was enough to make you fall in love with him all over again.
MAX: Yeah, well, I have to live with him. That's enough.
MICHAEL (discussing Bewitched): What are you talking about? Take a look beyond the surface, and you'll see the truth. Samantha takes pride in her witchcraft, and she made a suffer for it in an uncaring, secular world. She's a modern day Athena.
JESSE: You want to take a mulligan?
MICHAEL: No, I don't do drugs.
LIZ: Max.
MAX: Liz.
LIZ: Max.
MAX: Liz.
MICHAEL: Let me get this straight, you dumped me so you can go live your dream, and now you're telling me you're dropping that too?
MARIA: I'm sorry, I just really need some advice right now.
MICHAEL: It's like you said we're not linked anymore. I could invite you inside, tell you to stay in Roswell, because that's what I want, but you know what? I'm not going to be the guy you blame for ruining your life.
MARIA: Michael.
MICHAEL: You should leave now.
LIZ: You understand what I'm going through? Is Michael dead? Because Max is. And you know all of those things that I have been dreaming about for the past three years, well they are now gone! So why don't you explain to me how you understand what I'm going through?!
MICHAEL (to Isabel): First day of school, third grade. I'm standing by the lunch line, arguing with that ass, Mr. Trevors. He tells me that the cafeteria won't take my food stamps. I say, "They're for food, aren't they?" And he looks down on me and he says, with that scraggly moustache and that stupid comb-over, says, uh, "I don't take lip from welfare punks." I'm about to kick his balls up into his throat--but then I feel someone watching me. It feels like a heat lamp turned on the back of my neck, and I turn around and there you are. And you're sitting at a table all by yourself, and you're just staring right at me. So, I walk over, I sit down. You're still staring at me, with those big eyes. And, you pushed your tray of food over to me and you say, "You can have my lunch." Right then I knew you were different. I thought you were different like I was different; only people liked you and they wanted you around. I want you around. I want you around, so, please don't go.
JESSE: There's a tow-truck coming.
MAX: Well, I could take a look -
JESSE: No!
MAX: Maybe I could fix it.
JESSE: Look - I don't want any part of that alien crap, okay?
MAX: I'm taking auto shop, Jesse.
MAX: I will kill you, Michael, if that's what it takes to stop you... but trust me as someone who just got back from there, you don't want to go.
LIZ (playing footsie with Max): Did you know there's a full college scholarship being offered to potential podiatry practitioners?
MAX: Really.
LIZ: I have to keep my business south of the equator, though.
Max: Couldn't you come a little farther north?
KYLE: Hey, you know that king-thing tattoo on Michael's chest? What I was going to say is, that maybe Michael can get, like, "I'm eternally sorry" tattooed there instead, and just flash it every half an hour, regardless? Saves time, cuts stress. Do we know the faux pas?
MARIA: Yeah. He, uh, threatened my life and then shoved me out of a moving vehicle and just left me in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.
MICHAEL: The car was stopped! And I NEVER threatened to kill you!
MARIA: After you suggested it'd be better off if I was dead, and Jesse, and everybody else who knows about your little "secret!"
MICHAEL: It was a suggestion.
MICHAEL: What should I do with this thing?
MAX: Keep watching. Make sure it doesn't hatch and release an army of enemy aliens.
MICHAEL: I liked you better when you were brooding and paranoid.
TESS: Max loves you. Every time we were together. Every time we kissed. He was thinking of you. He had these flashes that I saw and they were always of you.
LIZ: Why are you telling me this?
TESS: Because I know how much it must've hurt you.
MAX (moving his hand under Liz's shirt): What a great mind you have.
LIZ: Ohh. I don't think that's my mind. But keep looking, I'm sure you'll find it.
MAX: Really.
LIZ: Uhm hum. Remember I can tell the future? And tonight your future looks very very bright.
LIZ: It was terrible. We were all killed, I saw it.
MARIA: 'All', as in everybody?
LIZ: Max, Isabel, Michael, and me.
MICHAEL: I dream we all get whacked every other night. Why the meeting?
MICHAEL: The current theory is, I'm gonna to be dust.
MADAME V: 'Dust'?
MICHAEL: Dead. Kaput. Finito, Michelito. No offense, could we get to the part where you take out your crystal ball and--I wanna get back in time for WWF.
MICHAEL: I wanted to say that this thing has been screwed up from the beginning. You and me. Us. Just the whole long, stupid story. But I wouldn't trade it for anything. It's meant so much to me, you know. From day one, from the moment I kidnapped you and stole your car, I knew you were the girl for me. I never wanted anyone else.
MARIA: Michael--
MICHAEL: I still don't. Just... Wherever I'm going, whatever I'm doing, just know I'll always love you.
MAX: Liz, they're taking our home from us. They want to kill us and they might. But when I look in your eyes, I don't feel angry or deprived. I feel like the luckiest half-human on the planet. You're pure, you're true and you're real. And right now that seems like the only thing that's important. I want to be with you Liz. Forever.
LIZ: Forever may only be twelve days.
MAX: Then we'll take those twelve days and we'll live twelve life times. Liz Parker, will you marry me?
MAX: Some of us are here tonight to walk across this stage, get our hard-earned diplomas and toss our caps in the air. But there's another group here tonight, a group of people who are here for another reason altogether. They're here to say goodbye. Goodbye to their high school lives, goodbye to their family and friends. You see, this group has been through a lot and tonight is the night they've decided to call it quits. It's been a long hard road for them. They have a lot of wounds. They've lost people, people that were close to them. They've had each other to cling to but tonight, that's all coming to an end. I'm a member of that group of outsiders. I always knew I was different and for a long, long time, all I wanted was to be another face in the crowd, but in the end it wasn't possible. I guess it never was. So from now on, I'll just concentrate on being who I really am. Some of you might not like that. Some of you might even find that frightening. But that's not my problem any more. I have to be who I really am and let fate take care of the rest. So thank you, Roswell. Thank you for letting me live among you. Thank you for giving me a family. Thank you for giving me a home.
MARIA: I'm not going back, either.
LIZ: No?
MARIA: No. My future's here.
MICHAEL: Maria, think about what you're saying.
MARIA: I have, and this is my choice. This is what I want. And whatever that is in the end, that's what it'll be but we're doing it together.
LIZ (last line of the show): All I know is that I'm Liz Parker. And I'm happy.
MAX (walks in on Michael in a security guard uniform and Maria): Oh, sorry. Bad time? Is this some deranged sex thing?
MAX: By the way, my father's very curious about your sudden return. I'm sure he thinks it has something to do with me.
LIZ: Yeah, well, you should just tell him what I told my father. You know, that my drug addicted roommate
wanted me to get into a three-way with my Latin teacher. Yeah. I erred on the side of the dramatic.
TEACHER: Mr. Evans, Ms. Parker is there a problem in your corner of teen angst?
MAX: Liz, I just want to put everything that happened behind us.
LIZ: Yeah, you know that I would, too, if i had impregnated an alien killer who murdered one of our best friends and then left the planet with my unborn child.
MAX: So you're still holding on to that?
MAX: Liz, you've paid a lot to know me. You've been hurt and you've been put in danger. Now I want to make that up to you. I want to make your dreams come true. Will you let me do that?
MAX: This is something we'll tell our grandchildren about. Come on in, Liz. Come on.
LIZ: Fine! Ok? Fine. Grandchildren. What are they gonna be, 3 feet tall and green?
MICHAEL: Mr. Seligman, I know you hate my guts. Personally, I hate yours, too.
TEACHER: This is how you ask a favor?
MICHAEL: But if you help me graduate this year, then you won't have to see me next year.
TEACHER: Well, you do have a point there.
LIZ: If I had lost a child, I would want you to help me find him. But that's only part of the reason. The other part is that I don't want you to slip away from me. I know what it's like to be with you, and I know what it's like to be apart from you. And I would rather be with you.
MAX: I don't know if i could live with myself if anything ever happened to you.
LIZ: Max, you're an alien king. What could ever happen to me?
MR. EVANS: Max... There was over $200 left in that cash register. You didn't do it for the money. I never believed you did it for some adolescent thrill. You did it because you wanted to get down those stairs into that room. And I need you to tell me why.
MAX: I can't ever tell you the truth. Please, don't make me lie to you.
MR. EVANS: I'm sorry, son. Silence is not acceptable. And neither is a lie, not after what we've just been through. No. Not under my roof.
MAX: I can respect that. I just want to thank you for helping Liz. I'll always appreciate that. I'll come by home to pack my things. Good-bye, dad.
MAX: Michael, what you're about to do is not a plan. It's not an idea. It's something you think about in your mind, and then you come up with something... Better.
MR PARKER: Did you have fun? Where you been? I'm asking you man to man where you took my daughter in the middle of the night. Be man enough to answer me.
MAX: We went to the desert. We didn't do anything wrong.
MR PARKER: It was wrong for you to see her at all. You know that.
MAX: I'm sorry. I love her.
MR PARKER: I don't give a damn about your love. Because of you, my daughter was arrested for armed robbery. She could've been killed. Did you ever think about that? Tell me you're not dangerous, Max. Tell me that being with you doesn't put my little girl's life in jeopardy. Yeah. That's what I thought. So now this is gonna stop. It's gonna stop right now, and you are never to see Liz again. And if you do... If I find out that you so much as sat next to her in class, she'll be on the next plane to Vermont.
MAX: Vermont?
MR PARKER: The Winnaman academy. It's an all-girls boarding school, and her mother and I filled out all the paperwork, and the application was accepted. So all I've got to do is write a check and put Liz on the next plane.
MAX: You would do that? You would do that just--
MR PARKER: Just to keep her away from you. Yes, I would. And I will. Good-bye, Max.
MICHAEL: Everything I'm doing-- the jobs, getting my grades up, is to be with you-- to be better for you. So, what do you want me to do? Tell me. I'll do it.
AGENT: Now, you, on the other hand, you, my friend, you are on a completely different path. Let's talk Tom Cruise. Let's talk Keanu Reeves.
MAX: I'm not an actor.
AGENT: What, and Keanu Reeves is?
Jonathan Frakes(to Max): One minute. Hold on. This character Korgan is an alien. He's an alien from another planet. And right now, I'm not feeling really like... Like you're an alien. Do you know what I mean?
KAL: So, this is the mighty king of Antar. A low-rent Tom Cruise with a $10 haircut.
MARIA: Are you guys gonna talk, or are you just gonna breathe heavy into the phone? Are you gonna repeat each other's name back and forth and back and forth?
MAX: I'll never leave you, Liz.
LIZ (to her father): I'm gonna dance with Max. Not because it's tradition and not because I found some kind of loophole but because it's my choice. We love each other, and we are going to be together.
MICHAEL (to Isabel): We're here to kill your boyfriend.
ISABEL: We're all aliens. Our ship crashed in Roswell over 50 years ago. It wasn't a hoax. It was a government cover-up. We're hybrids. Alien-human dna. We crawled out of our secret... Pod chamber about 12 years ago into the desert. And nobody knows. Not even our parents.
MICHAEL: Some people know, like his girlfriend.
MAX: And his.
ISABEL: And now you.
JESSE: This is some weird family practical joke, right?
MICHAEL: Constantly.
MAX: You know when Liz and I robbed that convenience store? We were after an alien spaceship hidden in the basement.
ISABEL: See, he got this girl pregnant. She's alien, too, and now he's got this kid out there.
MAX: Somewhere. And I needed a ship to track him down.
MICHAEL: Out there.
JESSE: You're not kidding!
ISABEL: No. But, honey, look, it doesn't mean that we can't have a perfectly normal, healthy, happy marriage.
JESSE: R-righ right... Right. Sure. Help! Help! Let me outta here! I gotta get outta here! Help!
[Jesse is looking for Isabel and sees Max and Michael hiding]
JESSE: Max? What the hell are you doing' here?
MAX: Jesse.
JESSE: I--I said, what are you doing here?
MICHAEL: Vacation.
JESSE: What?
MAX: Yeah. Isabel did such a good job describing the place, and we had some free time, so...
JESSE: Hey, look, cut the crap. What's going on?
MAX: We gotta go.
JESSE: Where? Where?
MICHAEL: Scuba lessons.
JESSE: Scuba lessons?
JESSE: Where's Isabel?!
MICHAEL: She's your wife.
MAX: Yeah, and when you find her, say hi. We gotta go.
MARIA: I wanna break up. I want out because I love you so much. I love you more than you could possibly know.
MICHAEL: I'm lost.
MARIA: No, I'm lost. And you've been there the whole time to help me through all of it.
MICHAEL: All of what?
MARIA: This whole thing-- this alien, human, the scary stuff, the bad stuff.
MICHAEL: And there was fun stuff, too.
MARIA: Yeah, but I haven't been honest in any of it.
MICHAEL: Listen, if you're trying to tell me that you're a bisexual or something, I'm--I'm cool with that. I'm... Why do you want out?
MARIA: Because, Michael, I don't think I've ever been in. I mean, this girl you've known for the past 3 years-- Maria-- it's just not me.
MICHAEL: Of course it's you.
MARIA: No, it's not the me I used to be.
picks up blunt intrument and bludgeons Maria. Just a bit
MAX: So did you and Maria officially break up?
MICHAEL: I thought so, but the more she says, the more confusing it gets. She wants space, but she still wants me in her life. All I know for sure is I'm not getting any. Let's grab a burger.
MAX: That's not exactly giving her space.
MICHAEL: I'm not gonna starve because I have a weird girlfriend.
MAX: Nah. Liz's dad is still freaked. I'm not allowed in the Crashdown.
MICHAEL: Do it anyways. It'll make her hot.
MICHAEL (as Santa to Maria): Wanna fetch me a Snapple?
MARIA: What?
MICHAEL: I'm dry as a bone here. Been talking all day. Come on, Snowflake.
MARIA: Michael, there's no way that I'm gonna-
MICHAEL: Michael? I'm not Michael. I'm Santa. Paul, don't you think that Snowflake should fetch Santa a Snapple?
KIDS: Of course you should. You're an elf.
MICHAEL: Exactly. And I'll need a foot rub later, too.
MAX: It made me realize something-- that you, Liz... You're my family.
KYLE (praying to Buddha): Now that my immortal soul has been cleansed, on to more terrestrial concerns. It's been a dry couple years. Kyle needs a woman. Kyle needs her badly. Kyle needs her tonight.
[Knock on door]
KYLE: Oh, thank you! But if that's a Jehovah's witness, I'm coming back here.
MAX: Look at me.
MICHAEL: Sorry, I only have eyes for Maria. But she's handing her butt out to total strangers. What's that about?
MICHAEL: Eww, what's that stench? Is that you?
MARIA: I don't have a stench.
MAX: It might be your perfume.
MICHAEL: Smells like road kill.
MARIA: It's 50 bucks an ounce, man.
MICHAEL: It still stinks.
MARIA (Re: Michael): You should have seen him standing there all brave and noble. It was enough to make you fall in love with him all over again.
MAX: Yeah, well, I have to live with him. That's enough.
MICHAEL (discussing Bewitched): What are you talking about? Take a look beyond the surface, and you'll see the truth. Samantha takes pride in her witchcraft, and she made a suffer for it in an uncaring, secular world. She's a modern day Athena.
JESSE: You want to take a mulligan?
MICHAEL: No, I don't do drugs.
LIZ: Max.
MAX: Liz.
LIZ: Max.
MAX: Liz.
MICHAEL: Let me get this straight, you dumped me so you can go live your dream, and now you're telling me you're dropping that too?
MARIA: I'm sorry, I just really need some advice right now.
MICHAEL: It's like you said we're not linked anymore. I could invite you inside, tell you to stay in Roswell, because that's what I want, but you know what? I'm not going to be the guy you blame for ruining your life.
MARIA: Michael.
MICHAEL: You should leave now.
LIZ: You understand what I'm going through? Is Michael dead? Because Max is. And you know all of those things that I have been dreaming about for the past three years, well they are now gone! So why don't you explain to me how you understand what I'm going through?!
MICHAEL (to Isabel): First day of school, third grade. I'm standing by the lunch line, arguing with that ass, Mr. Trevors. He tells me that the cafeteria won't take my food stamps. I say, "They're for food, aren't they?" And he looks down on me and he says, with that scraggly moustache and that stupid comb-over, says, uh, "I don't take lip from welfare punks." I'm about to kick his balls up into his throat--but then I feel someone watching me. It feels like a heat lamp turned on the back of my neck, and I turn around and there you are. And you're sitting at a table all by yourself, and you're just staring right at me. So, I walk over, I sit down. You're still staring at me, with those big eyes. And, you pushed your tray of food over to me and you say, "You can have my lunch." Right then I knew you were different. I thought you were different like I was different; only people liked you and they wanted you around. I want you around. I want you around, so, please don't go.
JESSE: There's a tow-truck coming.
MAX: Well, I could take a look -
JESSE: No!
MAX: Maybe I could fix it.
JESSE: Look - I don't want any part of that alien crap, okay?
MAX: I'm taking auto shop, Jesse.
MAX: I will kill you, Michael, if that's what it takes to stop you... but trust me as someone who just got back from there, you don't want to go.
LIZ (playing footsie with Max): Did you know there's a full college scholarship being offered to potential podiatry practitioners?
MAX: Really.
LIZ: I have to keep my business south of the equator, though.
Max: Couldn't you come a little farther north?
KYLE: Hey, you know that king-thing tattoo on Michael's chest? What I was going to say is, that maybe Michael can get, like, "I'm eternally sorry" tattooed there instead, and just flash it every half an hour, regardless? Saves time, cuts stress. Do we know the faux pas?
MARIA: Yeah. He, uh, threatened my life and then shoved me out of a moving vehicle and just left me in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.
MICHAEL: The car was stopped! And I NEVER threatened to kill you!
MARIA: After you suggested it'd be better off if I was dead, and Jesse, and everybody else who knows about your little "secret!"
MICHAEL: It was a suggestion.
MICHAEL: What should I do with this thing?
MAX: Keep watching. Make sure it doesn't hatch and release an army of enemy aliens.
MICHAEL: I liked you better when you were brooding and paranoid.
TESS: Max loves you. Every time we were together. Every time we kissed. He was thinking of you. He had these flashes that I saw and they were always of you.
LIZ: Why are you telling me this?
TESS: Because I know how much it must've hurt you.
MAX (moving his hand under Liz's shirt): What a great mind you have.
LIZ: Ohh. I don't think that's my mind. But keep looking, I'm sure you'll find it.
MAX: Really.
LIZ: Uhm hum. Remember I can tell the future? And tonight your future looks very very bright.
LIZ: It was terrible. We were all killed, I saw it.
MARIA: 'All', as in everybody?
LIZ: Max, Isabel, Michael, and me.
MICHAEL: I dream we all get whacked every other night. Why the meeting?
MICHAEL: The current theory is, I'm gonna to be dust.
MADAME V: 'Dust'?
MICHAEL: Dead. Kaput. Finito, Michelito. No offense, could we get to the part where you take out your crystal ball and--I wanna get back in time for WWF.
MICHAEL: I wanted to say that this thing has been screwed up from the beginning. You and me. Us. Just the whole long, stupid story. But I wouldn't trade it for anything. It's meant so much to me, you know. From day one, from the moment I kidnapped you and stole your car, I knew you were the girl for me. I never wanted anyone else.
MARIA: Michael--
MICHAEL: I still don't. Just... Wherever I'm going, whatever I'm doing, just know I'll always love you.
MAX: Liz, they're taking our home from us. They want to kill us and they might. But when I look in your eyes, I don't feel angry or deprived. I feel like the luckiest half-human on the planet. You're pure, you're true and you're real. And right now that seems like the only thing that's important. I want to be with you Liz. Forever.
LIZ: Forever may only be twelve days.
MAX: Then we'll take those twelve days and we'll live twelve life times. Liz Parker, will you marry me?
MAX: Some of us are here tonight to walk across this stage, get our hard-earned diplomas and toss our caps in the air. But there's another group here tonight, a group of people who are here for another reason altogether. They're here to say goodbye. Goodbye to their high school lives, goodbye to their family and friends. You see, this group has been through a lot and tonight is the night they've decided to call it quits. It's been a long hard road for them. They have a lot of wounds. They've lost people, people that were close to them. They've had each other to cling to but tonight, that's all coming to an end. I'm a member of that group of outsiders. I always knew I was different and for a long, long time, all I wanted was to be another face in the crowd, but in the end it wasn't possible. I guess it never was. So from now on, I'll just concentrate on being who I really am. Some of you might not like that. Some of you might even find that frightening. But that's not my problem any more. I have to be who I really am and let fate take care of the rest. So thank you, Roswell. Thank you for letting me live among you. Thank you for giving me a family. Thank you for giving me a home.
MARIA: I'm not going back, either.
LIZ: No?
MARIA: No. My future's here.
MICHAEL: Maria, think about what you're saying.
MARIA: I have, and this is my choice. This is what I want. And whatever that is in the end, that's what it'll be but we're doing it together.
LIZ (last line of the show): All I know is that I'm Liz Parker. And I'm happy.
