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Star Wars
AN: I don’t own Star Wars in any shape or form This is an AU fic of the Star Wars Universe and my first one so bare with me. What IF Darth Vader’s TIE Advanced went crashing into Yavin 4 instead of regaining control like in the movie? What IF he was at th
Sorry, I don't 'bare' with strangers. What is this, an invitation to join a nudist colony?
Yoda has recieved two hamsters as gifts. What happens when they run away and Yoda goes on a frantic hunt for them? Why is Padme flirting with ObiWan? And when Plo Koon enters the picture, let's just say Mace Windu almost didn't live to tell about it.
I need add nothing.
AU Sequel to An Old Friend's Secret: She left Luke 17 years ago, now he is coming to see her. How is she suppose to act? She's kept, yet another, secret from him. Only this time she doesn't think he'll forgive her. Could her secret break up a marriage?
Could this sound any more like Lifetime movie of the week? Tune in next week at 7/6pm central to find out.
The life of a jedi in training, and a gansters slave become more improtant every day as the Sepratist army reatablishes itself. Action adventure and love will ensure in this epic story. Request a character! rated for later chapters.
I have a request. Cease and desist.
NOT MINE. I found the text on the net and asked the site manager for permission to translate and post it. He gave it to me.
Ummmm. Ummmmm.
The Link. It was only another prophecy. Or was it? The Force had hidden her from her parents. Now she has given Anakin his 2nd chance. A chance to save the Jedi, to save Padme', to save the future.
A chance to save himself from the clutches of the Mary Sue.
Luke kills the Emperor and joins his father in the darkside. Now both he and his father, who has been healed to his former preMustafar self, rule the galaxy. But Leia is searching for a legendary Jedi Master to instruct her in the ways of the force....
Where do I start? Either way this is heading for some kind of -cest. Also, of course Anakin mysteriously got healed. Because burns are iiiiicky.
Two college girls from 2006, Margaret Star Wars lover and Courtney Star Wars hater somehow end up sucked into Star Wars. Oh and Margaret is a splitting image of Padmae. Also, Star Wars isn't quite the same as in any of the movies. R&R plz!
What an odd last name "Star Wars hater." Are they Native Americans? Also, who is Padmae?
A broken warrior lies benieth the armor. Will a Togruta rose be able to bring out the living part within? Grievous and Shaak Ti story. Reviews welcome
OK, this officially takes the prize for the WEIRDEST OTP ever.
Battlestar Galactica
i suck at writing summaries there's a bunch of stuff check inside for a better summary
Somewhere, your English teacher is drinking cyanide.
“No sex for us.”
Considering you are likely to be 14, I most devoutly hope not.
Story has a life of its own. Starts out with SharonHelo, AndersKara, KaraLee, etc. Then it continues with their children. Happy rar!
Wow, Kara has a child with both men. Baby machine, that one, as she is so maternal. And I bet both of them fall in love with the half-machine one. Better than the half-sibling, at least.
Lee is leaving for Pegasus, and Kara thinks itll never be the same. Maybe it wont....by the way, just to get you all to read and hopefully review, half the people in this are drunk half the time, and Lee cant keep his hands off Kara, but he wont admit it.
Just like the author won't admit he knows what apostrophes are.
The continuing adventures of everyone's favorite marine, Gunny Sims. Starts at Resistance,and follows him through the rest of Season 2. UPDATED! Chp. 7!
He might be my favorite marine. Except I have NO clue who he is. There is no such character.
When Lee isn't himself Kara stages an intervention.
"Here, there's your gun. Let's go kill Mary Sues together"
Depression sucks and it doesn’t just go away. My take on season 2.5 from Lee’s POV. I’m still stuck before “Epiphanies” though…
There is something beautiful about this. I see the deep thinking of a psychologist.
Starting after Lee takes over the Pegasus. How will the two of them deal with being apart? Is everything really OK between them like Kara asked? This is kind of a dark fic, violence, sex and pain involved. Lot's of angst Please Review!
I am feeling lots of angst already.
The complete story of Love, Death, and Life. A little action, a little humor, a lttle romance, and whole lot of drama! Please R&R!
Wow. So this story is about...what, precisely?
Galactica's newest pilot is almost superhuman. Why is he so good? Can he help take down the Cylons? And is he all that he seems?
Woo-Hoo! Equal opportinity Suing and self-insertion.
What if Kara had a secret different life before the war began..? This first chapter is an overviewpreview. The full story is about Kara, her children, and Destiny. Please, please, please review!
You do not want my review, trust it.
They're just friends. They'll always be. Just. Friends.
And they will always overuse the period.
Star Wars
AN: I don’t own Star Wars in any shape or form This is an AU fic of the Star Wars Universe and my first one so bare with me. What IF Darth Vader’s TIE Advanced went crashing into Yavin 4 instead of regaining control like in the movie? What IF he was at th
Sorry, I don't 'bare' with strangers. What is this, an invitation to join a nudist colony?
Yoda has recieved two hamsters as gifts. What happens when they run away and Yoda goes on a frantic hunt for them? Why is Padme flirting with ObiWan? And when Plo Koon enters the picture, let's just say Mace Windu almost didn't live to tell about it.
I need add nothing.
AU Sequel to An Old Friend's Secret: She left Luke 17 years ago, now he is coming to see her. How is she suppose to act? She's kept, yet another, secret from him. Only this time she doesn't think he'll forgive her. Could her secret break up a marriage?
Could this sound any more like Lifetime movie of the week? Tune in next week at 7/6pm central to find out.
The life of a jedi in training, and a gansters slave become more improtant every day as the Sepratist army reatablishes itself. Action adventure and love will ensure in this epic story. Request a character! rated for later chapters.
I have a request. Cease and desist.
NOT MINE. I found the text on the net and asked the site manager for permission to translate and post it. He gave it to me.
Ummmm. Ummmmm.
The Link. It was only another prophecy. Or was it? The Force had hidden her from her parents. Now she has given Anakin his 2nd chance. A chance to save the Jedi, to save Padme', to save the future.
A chance to save himself from the clutches of the Mary Sue.
Luke kills the Emperor and joins his father in the darkside. Now both he and his father, who has been healed to his former preMustafar self, rule the galaxy. But Leia is searching for a legendary Jedi Master to instruct her in the ways of the force....
Where do I start? Either way this is heading for some kind of -cest. Also, of course Anakin mysteriously got healed. Because burns are iiiiicky.
Two college girls from 2006, Margaret Star Wars lover and Courtney Star Wars hater somehow end up sucked into Star Wars. Oh and Margaret is a splitting image of Padmae. Also, Star Wars isn't quite the same as in any of the movies. R&R plz!
What an odd last name "Star Wars hater." Are they Native Americans? Also, who is Padmae?
A broken warrior lies benieth the armor. Will a Togruta rose be able to bring out the living part within? Grievous and Shaak Ti story. Reviews welcome
OK, this officially takes the prize for the WEIRDEST OTP ever.
Battlestar Galactica
i suck at writing summaries there's a bunch of stuff check inside for a better summary
Somewhere, your English teacher is drinking cyanide.
“No sex for us.”
Considering you are likely to be 14, I most devoutly hope not.
Story has a life of its own. Starts out with SharonHelo, AndersKara, KaraLee, etc. Then it continues with their children. Happy rar!
Wow, Kara has a child with both men. Baby machine, that one, as she is so maternal. And I bet both of them fall in love with the half-machine one. Better than the half-sibling, at least.
Lee is leaving for Pegasus, and Kara thinks itll never be the same. Maybe it wont....by the way, just to get you all to read and hopefully review, half the people in this are drunk half the time, and Lee cant keep his hands off Kara, but he wont admit it.
Just like the author won't admit he knows what apostrophes are.
The continuing adventures of everyone's favorite marine, Gunny Sims. Starts at Resistance,and follows him through the rest of Season 2. UPDATED! Chp. 7!
He might be my favorite marine. Except I have NO clue who he is. There is no such character.
When Lee isn't himself Kara stages an intervention.
"Here, there's your gun. Let's go kill Mary Sues together"
Depression sucks and it doesn’t just go away. My take on season 2.5 from Lee’s POV. I’m still stuck before “Epiphanies” though…
There is something beautiful about this. I see the deep thinking of a psychologist.
Starting after Lee takes over the Pegasus. How will the two of them deal with being apart? Is everything really OK between them like Kara asked? This is kind of a dark fic, violence, sex and pain involved. Lot's of angst Please Review!
I am feeling lots of angst already.
The complete story of Love, Death, and Life. A little action, a little humor, a lttle romance, and whole lot of drama! Please R&R!
Wow. So this story is about...what, precisely?
Galactica's newest pilot is almost superhuman. Why is he so good? Can he help take down the Cylons? And is he all that he seems?
Woo-Hoo! Equal opportinity Suing and self-insertion.
What if Kara had a secret different life before the war began..? This first chapter is an overviewpreview. The full story is about Kara, her children, and Destiny. Please, please, please review!
You do not want my review, trust it.
They're just friends. They'll always be. Just. Friends.
And they will always overuse the period.
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Date: 2006-03-01 03:41 am (UTC)Thank you for doing this service to humanity -- bringing us the
bestworst for our perusal.And that last one? Very Shatnerian!
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Date: 2006-03-01 05:10 am (UTC)ROFL. Now I know what he does with his free time.
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Date: 2006-03-01 03:51 am (UTC)Scariest. OTP. Ever.
Two college girls from 2006, Margaret Star Wars lover and Courtney Star Wars hater somehow end up sucked into Star Wars. Oh and Margaret is a splitting image of Padmae. Also, Star Wars isn't quite the same as in any of the movies.
You know, the frightening part about this one is that I could see it working if the writer were any good. Unfortunately, the writer isn't any good.
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Date: 2006-03-01 05:10 am (UTC)The best thing I can say about it is that it's nice to see nothing shall stop you from true love. Not even death or being an evil robot.
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Date: 2006-03-01 04:01 am (UTC)the fourteen-year-old twitsauthors for giving her lots and lots of babies? It all makes senseonce you realize the twits just want to make babies with Jamie Bamber.no subject
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Date: 2006-03-01 04:59 am (UTC)Also, who is Padmae?
She's the wife of Annikin and the mother of Luce and Leah.
Yoda has recieved two hamsters as gifts.
Uh oh, hide 'em from Richard Gere!
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Date: 2006-03-01 05:05 am (UTC)Didn't you know that this is what the prequels were supposed to be about until he was forced to change it?
She's the wife of Annikin and the mother of Luce and Leah.
ROFL
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