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dangermousieApparently, in-between crushing planets, Force-choking underlings, and lamenting his hideously expensive health-plan, the ultra-versatile Darth Vader has found time to have a blog. Really. Go here
He has also condescended to be interviewed here.
Not to be outdone, one of the oldest and wisest of Jedi decided to follow suit. Yoda's Blog
His wise entries comment on Kenobi's Cheetos addiction, in part by reavealing that "Even lick his fingers he does not. Just keep stuffing his fat face Kenobi will, without stopping. Never his fingers he cleans, until two bright orange gloves he has. Then, laugh about it he will, like a big joke it is." and discuss the Chosen One's love life: "Also, know about him and Senator Amidala the Council does not, Young Skywalker thinks. But, everytime home he comes, see the hickies on his neck we can! Cover them up he tries, but stupid we are not." Truly, wise is he.
Go visit them. Now. For your own good.
He has also condescended to be interviewed here.
Not to be outdone, one of the oldest and wisest of Jedi decided to follow suit. Yoda's Blog
His wise entries comment on Kenobi's Cheetos addiction, in part by reavealing that "Even lick his fingers he does not. Just keep stuffing his fat face Kenobi will, without stopping. Never his fingers he cleans, until two bright orange gloves he has. Then, laugh about it he will, like a big joke it is." and discuss the Chosen One's love life: "Also, know about him and Senator Amidala the Council does not, Young Skywalker thinks. But, everytime home he comes, see the hickies on his neck we can! Cover them up he tries, but stupid we are not." Truly, wise is he.
Go visit them. Now. For your own good.
