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Let me know if the pesky "x"s show up again. (x-posted at bollywood comm)

15th century Rajastan and doomed lovers, here I come!



SRK shows off his muschache...


...He knows Rani's family is attracted to facial hair:


Hmm, where can I get those puppets? I know what I'd do with SRK's...


Rani and Co. do their gym exercsises:


In a stunning discovery, the historians have recently claimed that hair gel was available in 15th century:


"Is he here?"


"Where is he?????"


Ahhh, here he is:


SRK falls in love with Rani...


...and is horrified to discover that she never stirs without her back-up dancers, and thus he has to support them as well:


Breathing down her neck, in the patented SRK style, he is having second thoughts because he simply cannot afford her back-up dancers.:


SRK explains to Rani that when they are married, he will expect her to cook all the pidgeons. "Aha" thinks he. "Now she will ditch me for sure":


"That is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me!" she exclaims, and he knows there is no escape:


But after all, life with Rani has its compensations. Note to self: don't get distracted by the chest, don't get distracted by the chest, don't...guuuuuuh"


"Oh no, is HE here again?"...


..."Yes, I am in every movie" explains Amitabh to SRK


That is the most unwieldly tuning fork ever:


"Yes, I have Voldemort in the back of my head. Why do you ask?"


"Ten Ways to a Woman's Heart." Way 1: give her a present. Anything will do:


What do you mean Rani is playing my part? I've been training for this for 60 years!


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