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dangermousieNo doubt out of some kind of masochistic condition that needs to be treated, I went to ff.net again and this time checked out Moulin Rouge fanfic. Once again, these are summaries just from the first page and with no author names. These, however, make the other ff masterpieces I've cited seem Shakespeare in comparison.
It's Moulin Rouge meets Chicago! Really bad at summeries, but it's funny. All I need is five reveiws to continue, so please R&R! Rated PG13 for language.
You don't need reviews, you need a spell-checker. And a brain.
A Moulin RougePhantom of the Opera crossover. Raoul comissions a play in Christine's honor. Warnings: Slash (RaoulChristian)
Ohhhh. Oooooooohhhhh Lord....make it stop! And then smite the author.
A series of poems I wrote about TB ("consumption"). I promise I'm not joking; people do still get it in this day and age! However they don't often die of it what with modern medicine. Please R and R.
You promise you are not joking, I promise I am not reading
The story about how Christian met his wife ten years after the film was set. Part 6 now up!
Gaaaah! It's MarySue. Ruuuuunnnnn! Part 6? I'd spork self, but I'd rather spork the author.
Christian is found washed up in the Seine River, and Toulouse and Zidler are trying to uncover Christian's last days through his journal and the story.
Yeah, he killed himself when he found out you were going to write this fanfic.
Yea! Fouth Chapter! As the title may imply, this chapter sets the stage for the closing. So you get all three of the charachter's thought and actions. Please enjoy and read and review!
Nay! Fourth Chapter?! "Please enjoy"? Not bloody likely.
We saw Christian holding Satine's body, and then him a year later. But what happend in the hours after Satine's death? WARNING: If you have problems with EXTREMELY mild necrophelia, turn away now.
There is NOTHING I can say to top this simmary.
here come his tears – his own kind of diamonds
You are soooo poetic. Not.
This actually pretty bleak me, Christian gets visited by 3ghosts on Christmas Eve and you know the rest...
No I don't. But I am happy to keep it that way.
Rape Me My Friend by ____
One night in Satine's life as a courtesan, but this is after she's found Christian.
I don't usually keep the titles in, but there is an exception for everything. And this is certainly an exception. One hopes.
The true Moulin Rough adventure of a fruit and a Karebear. My friend Papaya loves this movie, and me not so much. Want to see us bicker like children? THEN READ AND REVIEW YOU PUNY MORTAL!
I have no desire to read, review, or see you bicker. I have a pressing desire to see you NEVER WRITE AGAIN, you PUNY AUTHOR.
Christian is trying to live his life after Satine. But when he's offered to erase all of his memories of the Sparkling Diamond, will he go through with it?
Oh my God. It's Moulin Rouge/Eternal Sunshine cross-over slash...
Sybella is a dancer in love with a percussionist at the Moulin Rouge. When Zidler finds out and becomes a foil to their future, Christian comes to make sure history doesn't repeat itself
MarySue? Self insertion? Something else? If only I could care.
Fic about Satine and Christian's Childhood (their 10). Please R&R, i really want to know what you you think. i know it says that I don't accept reviews from unsigned peeps, its not true, email me if you can't review (and want to review).
My review: I think that you should stop writing. And learn to spell.
Toulouse and the others are moving on, whilst tip-toeing around Christian. Original characters, one year after Satine's death. Toulouse and Satie will play major roles. Omniscient POV
"Moving on, whilst tip-toeing?" Sounds like a modern ballet.
Gaaaah, some people should not be allowed near a computer.
It's Moulin Rouge meets Chicago! Really bad at summeries, but it's funny. All I need is five reveiws to continue, so please R&R! Rated PG13 for language.
You don't need reviews, you need a spell-checker. And a brain.
A Moulin RougePhantom of the Opera crossover. Raoul comissions a play in Christine's honor. Warnings: Slash (RaoulChristian)
Ohhhh. Oooooooohhhhh Lord....make it stop! And then smite the author.
A series of poems I wrote about TB ("consumption"). I promise I'm not joking; people do still get it in this day and age! However they don't often die of it what with modern medicine. Please R and R.
You promise you are not joking, I promise I am not reading
The story about how Christian met his wife ten years after the film was set. Part 6 now up!
Gaaaah! It's MarySue. Ruuuuunnnnn! Part 6? I'd spork self, but I'd rather spork the author.
Christian is found washed up in the Seine River, and Toulouse and Zidler are trying to uncover Christian's last days through his journal and the story.
Yeah, he killed himself when he found out you were going to write this fanfic.
Yea! Fouth Chapter! As the title may imply, this chapter sets the stage for the closing. So you get all three of the charachter's thought and actions. Please enjoy and read and review!
Nay! Fourth Chapter?! "Please enjoy"? Not bloody likely.
We saw Christian holding Satine's body, and then him a year later. But what happend in the hours after Satine's death? WARNING: If you have problems with EXTREMELY mild necrophelia, turn away now.
There is NOTHING I can say to top this simmary.
here come his tears – his own kind of diamonds
You are soooo poetic. Not.
This actually pretty bleak me, Christian gets visited by 3ghosts on Christmas Eve and you know the rest...
No I don't. But I am happy to keep it that way.
Rape Me My Friend by ____
One night in Satine's life as a courtesan, but this is after she's found Christian.
I don't usually keep the titles in, but there is an exception for everything. And this is certainly an exception. One hopes.
The true Moulin Rough adventure of a fruit and a Karebear. My friend Papaya loves this movie, and me not so much. Want to see us bicker like children? THEN READ AND REVIEW YOU PUNY MORTAL!
I have no desire to read, review, or see you bicker. I have a pressing desire to see you NEVER WRITE AGAIN, you PUNY AUTHOR.
Christian is trying to live his life after Satine. But when he's offered to erase all of his memories of the Sparkling Diamond, will he go through with it?
Oh my God. It's Moulin Rouge/Eternal Sunshine cross-over slash...
Sybella is a dancer in love with a percussionist at the Moulin Rouge. When Zidler finds out and becomes a foil to their future, Christian comes to make sure history doesn't repeat itself
MarySue? Self insertion? Something else? If only I could care.
Fic about Satine and Christian's Childhood (their 10). Please R&R, i really want to know what you you think. i know it says that I don't accept reviews from unsigned peeps, its not true, email me if you can't review (and want to review).
My review: I think that you should stop writing. And learn to spell.
Toulouse and the others are moving on, whilst tip-toeing around Christian. Original characters, one year after Satine's death. Toulouse and Satie will play major roles. Omniscient POV
"Moving on, whilst tip-toeing?" Sounds like a modern ballet.
Gaaaah, some people should not be allowed near a computer.
