Amidala's Panoply of Fashions
Mar. 14th, 2005 03:18 pmWhat's a girl to do when she finds out that she is targeted for assasination, the Republic is dead, and the love of her life has turned Evil with a capital "E"? Why, go shopping of course.
I, Dangermousie, proudly present to you some of Princess/Queen/Senator/SexBunny Amidala's costumes. Katranna, maybe that will persuade you to see the movie, na?
Placed behind the cut because of the staggering amount of pics.
I am beginning to suspect Anakin turned to the Dark Side merely to support his wife's shopping habit!
Amidala imitates an Egyptian Pharaoh:

And that is why the woman jumps at the future Dark Lord. With outfits like this, I doubt she has a surfeit of suitors:

I love this dress. Very Renaissance inspired. Anakin seems to be equally delighted. Maybe because for once she is not painted like a corpse and is showing more than a millimiter of flesh:

And now we know that Leia's hideous outfit was a hand-me-down from Mummy:

This is humongous-sized, but the detail is worth it. I want this dress:

The dress that mesmerized the Dark Lord (I love the gold detail):

Space Cher:

I hope that's not for the wedding night:

The missing link between humans and lobsters:

Oh Amidala, a chicken died for you!

Simple and elegant:

Ugh:

Love the detailing on the cap. So does Anakin:

This is so gloriously, Joan Crawfordishly 30s-women's-movie over the top. I love it:

Very Renaissance portrait:

That hairdo is too too out there:

Yup, Anakin is turning into quite a fashion-oriented lad. Look how intensely he gazes on the detailing on that fabric:

Ahh, the symbolism! Do you not weep at the depth and meaning of this? For she is in White and he is in Black. Ahhh, the mystery, the sophistication of it! No wonder she gave the kids away. Can you imagine explaining the wedding photos? "Mommy, where is Daddy and why is he wearing a mullet?" "Oh, honey, Daddy is away destroying the Universe, but I have no excuse for the mullet."

I, Dangermousie, proudly present to you some of Princess/Queen/Senator/SexBunny Amidala's costumes. Katranna, maybe that will persuade you to see the movie, na?
Placed behind the cut because of the staggering amount of pics.
I am beginning to suspect Anakin turned to the Dark Side merely to support his wife's shopping habit!
Amidala imitates an Egyptian Pharaoh:

And that is why the woman jumps at the future Dark Lord. With outfits like this, I doubt she has a surfeit of suitors:

I love this dress. Very Renaissance inspired. Anakin seems to be equally delighted. Maybe because for once she is not painted like a corpse and is showing more than a millimiter of flesh:

And now we know that Leia's hideous outfit was a hand-me-down from Mummy:

This is humongous-sized, but the detail is worth it. I want this dress:

The dress that mesmerized the Dark Lord (I love the gold detail):

Space Cher:

I hope that's not for the wedding night:

The missing link between humans and lobsters:

Oh Amidala, a chicken died for you!

Simple and elegant:

Ugh:

Love the detailing on the cap. So does Anakin:

This is so gloriously, Joan Crawfordishly 30s-women's-movie over the top. I love it:

Very Renaissance portrait:

That hairdo is too too out there:

Yup, Anakin is turning into quite a fashion-oriented lad. Look how intensely he gazes on the detailing on that fabric:

Ahh, the symbolism! Do you not weep at the depth and meaning of this? For she is in White and he is in Black. Ahhh, the mystery, the sophistication of it! No wonder she gave the kids away. Can you imagine explaining the wedding photos? "Mommy, where is Daddy and why is he wearing a mullet?" "Oh, honey, Daddy is away destroying the Universe, but I have no excuse for the mullet."
