The world is a joyful place

[dangermousie]

While browsing for something different, I came across this doozy of a badfic summary. It's a cross-over for about 7 fandoms, none of which do I know much about, but the beauty speaks for itself:

a girl learns that see has only powers to be this goddess to save people form the deadlyest, dangerous, vil, totaly evial, people. but she has no one to talk to about it everyone in her family died besides her butler, servents, brother, and her.

Where do I start? Should I marvel at the fact that this story's protagonists seem to be the Pope and his cardinals as the only 'see' I know of is 'The Holy See' a.k.a. The Vatican? Should I discuss the definition of being alone that would have appealed to Marie Antoinette? Should I try to figure out if 'servents' means some odd cross between servants, solvents, and serpents? Should I ponder whether 'vil' and 'evial' are hereto unknown English words and the author is a new Shakespeare? Ahhh, it is an embarassment of riches.

Oh, and new Veronica Mars tomorrow!

Comments

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Why is her butler not a servant? And the brother must be pretty useless to rate only a mention after the assorted household help.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Well, her butler is not a 'servent.' Maybe a servent is something hitherto unknown.

brother must be pretty useless to rate only a mention after the assorted household help.

ROFL

[aliterati.livejournal.com]

Nice.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Whenever I get sad, I think there there are people like this in the world and feel better.

[aliterati.livejournal.com]

And what a comforting thought that is...

The reason I had asked about Spiderman is I read an incredible Smallville cross-over with it. But I'm not sure that's your thing at the moment. ;P

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I will still read Smallville fic, but please tell me they didn't slash Peter Parker. Because ummm...nope, see no slash potential there.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Hurrah for do it yourself spelling.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

The creativity astounds me. Argh.

[katranna.livejournal.com]

You sure it's not a joke?

I mean, the title is "Souring Eagl"!

And the first "chapter" cuts off after 2 lines.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. You actually found it :P MediaMiner is going to seriously supplement ff.net for the purposes of my badfic summaries.

If it's a joke, then the author is much much cleverer than I think anyone has any right to be, but no, I've seen things similar to this before (though never as bad), so I don't think it's a joke.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

P.S.

This girl has another fic on that site and it has two chapters and is execrable, so not a parody.